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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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jason @barkbeast.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@steveyurko.com someone made a frinkiac for king of the hill, thought you should know boompane.ordoliberal.com
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Danielle Lerner @danielle-lerner.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“I think the city has been hungry for this, you know?” “We have a home for our trophies, we have a home for our legends.” Caught up with the Houston Comets Big Three – Cynthia Cooper, Sheryl Swoopes and Tina Thompson – about the team’s impending return:
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Houston Comets' 'Big Three' react to revival of iconic WNBA franchise
Cynthia Cooper, Sheryl Swoopes and Tina Thompson, the "Big Three" of the Comets' WNBA dynasty, are ecstatic the team is returning to Houston.
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 31/03/2026
Your non toxic masculinity post of the evening
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Ashlon Jackson hits a buzzer beating three and Duke knocks out LSU
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/02/2026
at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology
Retrophrenology:
It works like this. Phrenology, as everyone knows, is a way of reading someone's character, aptitude and abilities by examining the bumps and hollows on their head. Therefore - according to the kind of logical thinking that characterizes the Ankh-Morpork mind - it should be possible to mould someone's character by giving them carefully graded bumps in all the right places. You can go into a shop and order an artistic temperament with a tendency to introspection and a side order of hysteria. What you actually get is hit on the head with a selection of different size mallets, but it creates employment and keeps the money in circulation, and that's the main thing.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Macbeth: SHIT
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 24/01/2026
This is really excellent, glad to see you given the space to go big with this @jamellebouie.net www.nytimes.com/video/opinio...
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Video: Opinion | Is This Who Trump Meant by the ‘Worst of the Worst’?
The columnist Jamelle Bouie argues that the Trump administration’s immigration policy has more in common with ethnic cleansing than actual immigration enforcement.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/12/2025
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"He's an immortal avatar of a moral absolute, he sees everything, he brings gifts, Elves help create the gifts and ensure they match the fleeting mortal desires of the recipients," I mean come on
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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Raphael de la Country @whatyeahokay.blacksky.app · 28/11/2025
AGAIN. “Birdwatching, not unlike pickup basketball, does rest upon a certain code of honor in self reporting fouls/fowls… as it were.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *thunderous applause*
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Saruman telling Gandalf, "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

Response post: "never forget when saruman literally told gandalf 'you've been smoking too much weed bro'"

Counter-response: "You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
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Scare-It Hanna @garretthanna.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Fossil build
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Here’s The Doors of Durin for #tolktober ! ( @lri.bsky.social also did one!)
The fellowship of the ring examining the Door of Durin as a tentacle creeps undetected toward Frodo
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.
Two frames from a scene in Lord of the rings. 

Frodo, waking up, hears gandalf say "you are in the house of Elrond, and it's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th if you want to know."
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Have the plums in the icebox for breakfast. They're delicious. So sweet and so cold.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 06/08/2025
Possibly my favorite internet video of all time remains Happy Harry's "Saturday Morning Watchmen"
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Ruiji Jiang @ruijisjiang.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Quote of a quote of a comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: insightful, daring, bold. High art.
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Gale Galligan @galegalligan.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
quote of a comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: tedious. unnecessary. low art
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
www.popehat.com/p/the-fourth...
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The Fourth Of July, Rethought
Can Any Nation So Conceived Long Endure?
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
For purposes of interpretation, “Role” is not relative to draft position, so in this context “Bust” means “not really an NBA rotation player.” Think Anthony Bennett not Andrew Wiggins or Deandre Ayton.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/06/2025
W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/06/2025
Remembering Dr. Alan Hart for Pride, trans man from the early 1900s. He revolutionized the detection of tuberculosis, saved thousands of lives, and died using his name, as the man he always was meant to be. We have always been here.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Charles Barkley delivers his message on 'Inside the NBA' about the NBA on TNT coming to an end. That's followed by a "TNT" chant by the crowd.🏀📺🎙️❤️ #NBA
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/05/2025
I learned more about kindness and humanity from reading Terry Pratchett than anyone or anything else and it isn’t particularly close we lost him far too soon GNU Terry Pratchett, and a happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to all of you
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago Pope's here
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Goose - RCCC E26 @duckgoose.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Link from Ocarina of Time stares out towards the viewer readying his bow, Phantom Ganon looms behind him jumping out of a painting in the forest temple
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Danielle Lerner @danielle-lerner.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Everything you need to know for Rockets-Warriors Game 1 is in here, including injury news and links to all our playoff preview stories. Gift link (no paywall): www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/rocke...
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Live updates: Rockets vs. Warriors in Game 1 of first-round matchup
Live updates as the Houston Rockets face the Golden State Warriors in the first round of the NBA playoffs.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Like this angle 🤌🏼
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl Halftime show with a big quote bubble so it looks like he’s saying the quoted post
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/03/2025
Okay, first off, first off, happy, happy, international women's day
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
There has been a lot of chatter today about Zelenskyy's meeting with Trump, some regarding this moment when White House correspondent Brian Glenn asked if the Ukrainian president plans to wear a suit. I want to address idea in this thread. 🧵
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/02/2025
Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal
Do you understand what I'm saying?"
shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!"
"Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm.
"What?" snapped Moist. "I do not! Who told you that?"
"I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People," said the golem calmly.
"I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be–– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!"
"No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.
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Tommy Beer @tommybeernba.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Youngest player in NBA history to score 40 points in a game: LeBron James (19 years, 88 days) Oldest player in NBA history to score 40 points in a game: LeBron James (40 years, 38 days)
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.
Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO 🫐 @tom.medsky.social · 28/01/2025
If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.
An image of me pointing to a closet full of Enfamil cans of various types and colors.
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Nikola friggin' Jokic, man. A 66-footer to give him a 22-21-15 triple double at the end of the third quarter. Sure. Why not.
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Liesbeth Corens @onslies.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
The final Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. The entire page is mostly white as they're in the winter snow. The pair is walking with a sledge, nicely duffled in in scarves, hats, gloves. Calvin delightedly exclaims 'wow, it really snowed las night! Isn't it wonderful?'. Hobbes follows up with 'Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand-new!' -- A new year... a fresh, clean start!' adds Calvin. As they look over the landscape, Hobbes observes 'it's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!' -- 'A day full of possibilities!' Calvin affirms. They get ready on their sledge and Calvin tells his friend 'it's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... let's go exploring!', and the pair sledges off into the wintery landscape.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/12/2024
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
MAN: i’m leaving you WOMAN: is this about the hokey pokey again MAN: *clenching fist* that’s what it’s ALL about
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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