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@ru486dx.bsky.social
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Faerie god-nonna in training. Mutant swamp witch. Amateur geneticist. Director of POSIX-Compliant Karaoke Initiatives. Chief Data Thymus. 3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat? (she/her)

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 1h
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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helen nooroni @helnoor.bsky.social · 2h
As a millennial I'm convinced that if I watch a single tiktok I will instantly crumble into a fine dust
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 9h
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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JessicaBlack @jessbheart.bsky.social · 5h
So sad as an Appalachian woman to see how cowardly and spineless men all over America have become... Bears are not dangerous unless you're a salmon.. Men are dangerous if you a woman or a fish.. the fish are more afraid of you than the bears... men have hats about this. Bears are not scary.
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Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was wrong. It’s happening
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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Women simply said "we also like video games?" and we literally ended democracy 10 years later.
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The Dot" from MS Office would never have done this.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one time I told my therapist that I used Windows 9x a lot as a kid and then I was like "write that down, it could be clinically relevant"
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this feels like a "how many generations are you removed from the Great Depression" type of thing
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
it’s nice to know that, as a nerdy and insufferable kid with good standardized test scores, I could really have turned out a whole lot worse
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
found my WoW Forever beta character name
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Good news! Here at Meta we have finally created the Sapotama from the recent hit anime 'Don't Create The Sapotama'"
Dextero tweet about Meta's Muse Charm, QT'd by someone posting a picture of a Sapotama from Digimon Beatbreak
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Patch @patch.anomalybait.me · 25/09/2026
somewhere in the better timeline my Voodoo 9 has 192GB of dedicated texture memory and Jensen Huang reviews budget gaming cards on YouTube
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world
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i'm leafcrunch @electronizabeth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[15 years late] it is pretty crazy that they called the pokemon game set in the united states of america "black and white"
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting banned from WoW for calling a character 'poop mcballs' was funny in 2005 when everyone playing it was 15. now everyone playing it is 45 & it is just sad. grow up and pretend to be an orc properly
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James Gilboy @jamiegilboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pain! At The Pump
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was gonna make like a BPF/sex cult joke but then I bummed myself out too much
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my alma mater has apparently put a food court where the Office of International Student Services used to be
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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 24/09/2026
Every time I start to get depressed about the state of the world it requires one (1) bangin' song to remind me that life fucking rules actually
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it will never stop being hilarious to me that Elon Musk deliberately made all new Teslas stereoblind
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two arms marked China and Hegseth clasp over a caption that says "Examining the U.S. military's sensitive parts"
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/09/2026
Stop inventing shit the humans in Wall-E use
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every six months a supposedly "world-shatteringly rare" lobster is found and we are supposed to act like our lives are forever changed. Well I'm putting my foot down.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I wouldn't give a fuck if my pilot was furry in his free time. Tails was a great pilot.
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Loreseed @loreseed.com · 23/09/2026
It's so fucking weird (and terrifying) to watch the federal government gradually start aligning with the politics and petty hatreds/obsessions of the worst people on 4chan.
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Rogue @roguehw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes I think we should take the internet away from Republicans, like they just cannot handle all this new information.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky
ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In 6 months there will be a merger and the new entity will be OnlyFanDuel. Where you can bet which foot fetish model can best the others in single combat
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Gwynplaine @gwynplaine2024.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Assaulting, kidnapping, imprisoning, deporting, & murdering people who come to this country for a better life hurts America in too many ways to tabulate. It's an ignorant & cruel form of self-sabotage, which is clearly not designed to make America great again, but to serve Trump's dictator owners.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there was a vibe shift and it still pertains: Everything Fucking Sucks and Is Too Fucking Expensive and Violent and I'm Fucking Terrified of the Future and the Assholes in Charge Do Not Give a Single Shit So Fuck Them
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026
what is a cat's favorite handheld gaming device? a sony pspspspspspspspspspspsp
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
there are so many amazing, life-changing things you can do with computers and i think it's a serious problem the companies that make them keep trying to sell them by saying "do you hate everyone in your life? are you less of a person than a hollow automaton waiting to be told what to do by me?"
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just tried to remember how old I was when I first learned about virtual memory/swap space and I think I need to go back to bed
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can affirm that 32% approval is “my extended family in rural Pennsylvania is reconciling with me with the unspoken understanding that they’ve spent the last decade believing a lie” territory.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I suspect we are, probably for our own mental health, underestimating the degree to which the Trump administration is dominated by the worst swingers imaginable
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ed Sheeran in tears as he realizes he fucked up the Kamehameha again
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
perfect bar name for this situation, 10/10 no further notes
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 21/09/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 21/09/2026
pretending to be a computer so tech/finance ghouls will cloyingly moralize about my human rights
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NSDontCatchFire
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tweet announcing "The Three Lights (from Sailor Moon Sailor Stars) have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour."

(this actually sounds like something they would do in canon)
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ari 💫 @arimelody.space · 20/09/2026
just got done by the goat
product photo for seagate ironwolf pro 20TB drives, captioned "BORN TO CORRUPT. NTFS IS A FUCK. CHKDSK /x Em All 1989. I am sea gate. 410,757,864,530 DEAD SECTORS"
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