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@ru486dx.bsky.social
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Faerie god-nonna in training. Mutant swamp witch. Amateur geneticist. Director of POSIX-Compliant Karaoke Initiatives. Chief Data Thymus. 3 NeXTcubes in a trenchcoat? (she/her)

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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 3h
please spare a thought for those of us with prosopagnosia during these difficult times...I can't tell any of these blonde Republican ladies apart
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Patrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 4h
The Gen Z kids at work when I do something cool
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22h
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*in-a da Mafia 🤌
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
everyone should look up what country .si is the TLD for
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This looks like he's holding a press conference to deny paternity in a Daily Wire reboot of the Mamma Mia franchise.
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you know what, yes: send the Yinzers after the smarmy Ohioan, I want to see what happens next
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 08/10/2026
the most powerful men on earth hate universities and want the people who work for and study at them to suffer
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's closer to the truth that LLMs *can* save time on *some tasks* which can be valuable *if* you monitor them and check their output. But that doesn't get you a trillion dollars so they have to squint into the middle distance and say stupid sci fi bullshit instead
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had 3 sisters like this! Then #2 succumbed to FeLV, and #3 had to slowly take up the lap cat role. (#1 is still a diva.)
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I went no-contact with my dad for a few months to teach him that there were consequences of caring more about Fox News than his daughter's feelings (we eventually reconciled, but I had to yell at him a few more times before that)
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my immigrant great-grandparents left their respective home countries knowing they would never see their parents again maybe they were sad about it or maybe not, but it was just what was done back then!
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wanna see the Elegy of Emptiness statues in the Ocarina of Time remake art style
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Trapped O'Brien, Please Free Me From This Prison @radobrien.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
Does Paramount even KNOW how to take care of the Animaniacs?
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of people lamenting the Paramount/Warner merger and fearing David Ellison's control over the media are forgetting that we have three secret weapons at our disposal, currently lurking high up in the Warner water tower.
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Advil Lavigne
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there is a deep moral and social rot in rural and red state america and people pointing it out are not the cause of it
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's especially funny to be talking about the Mediterranean like it's supposed to look like Croatia or somewhere
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A box of Sleepytime Tea; I've replaced the logo with the logo from 5-Hour Energy, but I've edited it to say 0-Hour Energy. There's an illustration of a bear wearing a nightgown and sleeping cap, sleeping in a chair in front of a fireplace.
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the German exchange students from Community
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PaddyJuan @paddyjuan.tv · 05/10/2026
Aaron Swartz killed himself over 70gb of data he was trying to share. Facebook did worse with 160 terabytes of torrented data.
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you'd think these guys would have stopped paying attention to WoW once it was over 21
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bro's "job" is trolling people in a 22-year-old video game in many ways Twitch is like the WPA for gamer guys afraid of showers
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jemsen Huang
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know which one I'm pickin'
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/10/2026
I think it would feel good to be booted into DOS
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this makes sense - who knows jail better than the person who's the best at surviving jail
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
with the upcoming release of the Ocarina of Time remaster, I'd like to remind everyone that the game very strongly implies that Rauru got bored and pierced Link's ears at some point in the 7 years he was asleep in the Chamber of Sages
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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helen nooroni @helnoor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a millennial I'm convinced that if I watch a single tiktok I will instantly crumble into a fine dust
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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JessicaBlack @jessbheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So sad as an Appalachian woman to see how cowardly and spineless men all over America have become... Bears are not dangerous unless you're a salmon.. Men are dangerous if you a woman or a fish.. the fish are more afraid of you than the bears... men have hats about this. Bears are not scary.
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ah yes, beards and warriors, two things that are traditionally opposites
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
23andMe lumps them all together in the "Franco-Anglo-Germanic" category*, or as I like to call it "all the people who stole my ancestors' food" *or at least they did as of the last time I looked at my husband's results
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Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was wrong. It’s happening
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Hellrazor Ramon @sugarazor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Women simply said "we also like video games?" and we literally ended democracy 10 years later.
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The Dot" from MS Office would never have done this.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mostly because Linux was created in the 90s
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one time I told my therapist that I used Windows 9x a lot as a kid and then I was like "write that down, it could be clinically relevant"
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