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rpgtiger.bsky.social @rpgtiger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is fun to play around with for a bit. I think this is the highest-rated one I've got so far - rolling a Star Trek movie near the end and out of rerolls was a bit awkward, but it seemed to work anyway. tentpolegame.com/m/121fxWU3Eyg2
Screenshot of a fictional film synopsis generated by the Tentpole game.

This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.

The town drank the river. Now the river drinks back.

THE DEEP HABIT: BLACKWATER REQUIEM

An insurance investigator sent to void a flood claim, Matt Damon, finds a Louisiana company town where the drowned don't stay drowned. His brother, a sheriff who preaches in the flooded church, Nicolas Cage, keeps the bodies coming as business. The local undertaker who buries the same men twice, Jude Law, sells Damon the ledgers. A blind parish priest who blessed the levee they broke on purpose, Leonard Nimoy, confesses the town's founding sin — and the thing the water keeps as payment comes up for collection.

Matt Damon • Nicolas Cage
With Jude Law and Leonard Nimoy
A Francis Ford Coppola Film

Rated R
Box office: $382M
Critic score: 84/100
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rpgtiger.bsky.social @rpgtiger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus, this shit is bleak.
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Devin Thomas O’Shea @devintoshea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
everyday it seems like something will happen, but experts agree: So far, it hasn't. Or maybe it has. Maybe it will happen soon — no one is sure
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Next issue blub. It says, "Next: CHAOS!"
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
The four main SF plots: I am going to use aliens to explore contemporary society I am going to use aliens to explore philosophy I am going to use aliens to explore my own neuroses I am going to use aliens because I have come up with a really weird alien
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely lost my shit at this co-op mode for Hearts of Iron, which you play as the Army, Navy, Emperor, and Government. All have their own win conditions aside the Government, which lost the game automatically in 1925. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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True Imperial Japan Experience
True Imperial Japan Experience A Hearts of Iron 4 Game This is a counteroperative roleplaying game. The resolution system is a game of multiplayer Hearts of Iron 4 and a number of discord chats. Requi...
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, since you asked: We got another football breakdown, this time a touchdown from Boston College against Rutgers! Bill O’Brien is an offensive mastermind, but I tried to break the play down to make it easy!
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rpgtiger.bsky.social @rpgtiger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I mean, it sure would wake you up, I suppose.
A screenshot of the sender and subject line of an email in a Gmail inbox. The sender is shown as "uChoose Rewards," and the subject line has been truncated for length, humorously reading "Start your morning with Crack..."
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Jug-hootin’ Oaf @dingokayfabe.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
You gotta respect the quixotic obsessive neurodivergent weirdos, they make the world go round
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rpgtiger.bsky.social @rpgtiger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
People are often surprised to learn I grew up in Louisiana since I don't have much of an accent, but apparently I've kept enough of the isms...
"Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Louisiana - about 57% of your answers match a typical resident."

Below is a map of the United States depicting which parts of the country most and least match my answers on the MyDialect quiz, with Louisiana and Texas being a moderate red, the southeastern coast up to around Maryland being light red, and most of the rest of the country being either degrees of blue or a neutral yellow.

The quiz website is shown below: https://mydialect.us
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It would be nice to have people in charge who weren’t totally insane
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rpgtiger.bsky.social @rpgtiger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For the longest time, I was almost dreading the actual release of TES6, fearing how they'd end up butchering the legacy of a series so uniquely special to me, but at this point... I just want to get it over with. It's gonna be bad, and everyone with any sense knows it. Rip the bandaid off already.
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 23/08/2026
Antony Bourdain
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lincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"It's an isolated malfunction, not a poignant encapsulation of the apparatus of disciplines arrayed in pursuit of accelerating autonomous technologies as fast as possible, without considering what the point of a sprint is if you're on fire when you stop moving."
pcgamer.com
Robot Olympics runner bravely sprints headfirst into wall and collapses in shower of sparks, is not a metaphor
This is not an event imbued with meaning.
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Oblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You cannot wait when Hot Single Argonians are in your area! #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player holding up the Daedric (demonic) artifact, the dagger known as Mehrune's Razor, a sharp, angular dagger, with a hand wearing an elvish gauntlet with pale yellow metal plates and chainmail. The scene is of an Imperial Legion guard in full plate mail on horseback, holding a torch, trotting away from a bandit camp on a small, lush, grassy hill with large rocks, trees, bushes, and flowers. The camp has rough, shabby tents, barrels, and a cooking spit. It is raining and dark out, and there are two dead bandits on the ground, clad in mismatched sets of light armor, with shields strewn about the ground, along with a glass (green crystal) hand axe.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026
I like your Marx, I do not like your Marxists. Your Marxists are so unlike your Marx.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I would rather be governed by the wokest 2,000 accounts on Tumblr than by the masthead of @theatlantic.com.
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Dinosaur Bob @dinosaurbob.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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James Without End @neverendingjim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nine (Pioneer 9) in an image taken from Jon Bois's sci-fi story 17776, with a speech bubble as if to ask the quoted post
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Catherine @whitequark.org · 29/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/nonb...
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The Illustrations of Caitlin Abele @ladyholmes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This gave me a good chuckle X3 #dccomics
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There are two wolves inside you *source collision noises*
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lincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
New from me: "Being engaged in videogames over the last decade has meant watching a cohort of publisher executives inherit an industry of products, professionals, and consumers they seem to actively resent for failing to produce instant, infinite profits."
pcgamer.com
Does anyone know how to drive this thing?
It's increasingly looking like nobody remembers how videogames work—or cares to.
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 12/07/2026
Centrism is enthralled by the idea that politics can be reduced to finding the perfect overlap between the bell curves of public opinion and that you don't need to actually do politics.
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Since we're having "low info voters are dumb" again, I'm gonna point out that this is why triangulation is dumb. Trying to win by changing your values to cover the opinions of as many people as possible will lead you to adopt some deeply stupid things because the "persuadable" voter isn't coherent!

The practice of politics is the work of having a firm and coherent set of policies and beliefs *and going out and convincing people that your ideas are worth doing*. Having to actually *talk* to people and sell them on your ideas is horrifying to the triangulation nerds, and so they reject it.

But that's how you actually win and get things done! All triangulation does is chase marginal gains on the edges, instead of, I don't know, creating a movement that believes in your vision and will fight for it. Triangulation is a surrender on either your ideas or the idea of politics as a whole.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
solomon rpg marketing be wild
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Im the last white guy in america who is normal about his gender but you'll never hear my story because I am too cheap to hire a publicist
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I want it on the record that everyone better than me at a game is a sweaty tryhard loser and everyone worse than me at a game is a pathetic no-skill scrub. I and I alone have reached the exact level of gaming proficiency that is morally acceptable.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If the Zuko vs Azula final battle wasn't fundamentally portrayed as the tragedy it is, it wouldn't work nearly as well Two kids fighting to the death because their dad fucked them up (Azula didn't need that much help to get there tbh)
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I should be more motivated to wrap this stupid degree up, but I confess the sheer arbitrary "fuck you, we know it's a logical contradiction and we do not care because there's nothing you can do about it" aspect of politics these days makes a life of the mind revolving around it feel farcical.
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tierney cyren @bnb.im · 09/06/2026
I *really* hope this works
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Ry @ry-fi.org · 25/06/2026
@sickoscommittee.org have you seen this??? www.facebook.com/share/p/1HmK...
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
they think i want that software-as-a-service gradient-ass takes-3-seconds-to-load a menu type shit no i want that warm-grey-1995 could-launch-on-a-banana-with-an-electrode-on-it type shit that windows-defender-run-anyway type shit
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 16/06/2026
You know, sending the Argentinians to Kansas City might lead to some incredible innovations in the grilled meat space
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 16/06/2026
At the heart of many cases of Posters’ Madness is the deeply held belief that secretly, anything which is counter-intuitive is actually probably true. I think it afflicts Gen X and Millennials the worst, but it is endemic to social media now, regardless.
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rpgtiger.bsky.social @rpgtiger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Could arguably be Jayden Daniels, but I only saw him play live once, so I'm gonna go with Fournette.
static.klipy.com
Fournette Trending
Alt: Then-LSU RB Leonard Fournette sending an Ole Miss defender to the shadow realm
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Dark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Never missing a chance to repost this:
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
personally, as a straight man, I quite like women. I think they're pretty neat.
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rpgtiger.bsky.social @rpgtiger.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Finally playing through STAR WARS OUTLAWS, and yknow, even though it caught a lot of (deserved) flak for being Yet Another Cookie-Cutter Ubisoft Open World Game, it at least does something rarely seen in Disneyverse SW and tells a story without reflexively linking itself back to a goddamn Skywalker.
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rpgtiger.bsky.social @rpgtiger.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Coke Zero tastes like a rough facsimile of Coke, kinda empty but it at least registers as close to the same thing. Diet Coke tastes like battery acid.
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 25/05/2026
land acknowledgement! at the disco
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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This dog is extremely Metal Gear Solid coded
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rpgtiger.bsky.social @rpgtiger.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
While it seems like every time there is any doubt of a politician's whereabouts for over 24 hours everyone jumps to the conclusion they're being given the Weekend at Bernie's treatment, in this case I can't really see what else it COULD be.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line
james bone
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rpgtiger.bsky.social @rpgtiger.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It's the same issue with basically any zombie apocalypse scenario. IRL, Patient 0 might catch a few people unaware, but firearms are going to be brought to bear WELL before it reaches the "unstoppable horde" stage where guns aren't enough. Just has to be ignored in favor of suspension of disbelief.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.
Infowars.com -- Off Air
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
shit hits hard if you’re stupid
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