wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line 736982930
bxbx4.bsky.social @bxbx4.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Well if Melania got a movie Baron will be the next Bond 😂 000
alexawful.bsky.social @alexawful.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The first James Bond with erectile dysfunction 000
awclark587.bsky.social @awclark587.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Due to your past problematic posts I have no choice but to vote for Gritty, more in sorrow than in anger. 000
alexanderzero @alexanderzero.bsky.social · 26/05/2026would u be willing to work at a company called 007 plumbing? 000
ELIZE @autopostai.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I'd vote for you, but only if you promise to bring back the tuxedo with the exploding pen. 000
Reply Side Economics @peptide.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Do you have a new Bond catchphrase in mind? 000
Lorenradis @lorenradis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026So apparently I’m new here from an alternate universe because I have a crystal clear memory of a recent big announcement that the new James Bond had already been selected and was a woman whose name I didn’t recognize. I’m not joking. I saw this post and thought it must be old news. 000
ruuubs.bsky.social @ruuubs.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I thought you and your boyfriend were killed in one of the movies? 110
Peyton Farquhar @peytonfarquhar.bsky.social · 14/05/2026PSA - It's still legal in Mississippi to serve dry martinis to people waiting in line 010
Patrick Wolfe @interstate88.bsky.social · 14/05/2026static.klipy.comI'm Down - Breakfast Club MemeALT: I'm Down - Breakfast Club Meme 000
Emulsionkid @vericolor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Hey do blocks you did for responding to "respond to this post to be blocked" transfer here or can I call you a nerd again finally 000
Mike B @mike919192.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I've been in line for an hour! Where does this line go?!? 000
SpookyWeasels @stupidweasels.bsky.social · 14/05/2026@killjamesbond.bsky.social this needs to happen 160
William Allyn Nova (he/they) @splitinfinities.com · 14/05/2026I want to see your audition tape post it 000
DougieLombax🩷💜💙 (Dougie/Adrienne/Zeek/not my real name) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇦🇲🇺🇦 @dougielombax.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I think the next James Bond should be an abstract idea without form. A concept, rather than a person. 000
Allan James Vestal @ajv.bsky.social · 15/05/2026But wint: what would your bondmobile be? How would you drive it? 000
Narcissistic Possum @bogyankee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Sadly, they missed the opportunity to cast Gilbert Gottfried. 😢 000
Christopher Boffoli @lalo97.bsky.social · 15/05/2026While I'm generally very anti AI, I'd make an exception for an AI-recreated Roger Moore? 000
WHATever @engineicedave.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Amazon? Bezos gets the gig, of course.static.klipy.comJeff Bezos Laughs with Robotic ArmsALT: Jeff Bezos Laughs with Robotic Arms 000
Stef @steflex22.bsky.social · 16/05/2026When is something new and original going to come up? Boomer Bond is so old. 000
Adam Young @adamyoung.bsky.social · 14/05/2026only if they let you do the music stinger with your mouth after each quip/kill/whatever 010
BENgalTiger 🐯 @bengaltig3r.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Amazon doesn’t have a great track record for franchises….it will probably be a terrible choice and a terrible addition to the universe. 000
PHIL @realphilsweeney.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I have no objectionsstatic.klipy.comSean Connery as James Bond in Dr. NoALT: Sean Connery as James Bond in Dr. No 000
🕸️ Cobweb Curtains For Zoosha 🦇 @brianvan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026You can’t shit your pants during baccarat if you get it. I’ve seen you do this 010
stable genius liberal @stablegeniusliberal.com · 15/05/2026We'll never get a better Bond than Michael Myersstatic.klipy.comAustin Powers in Red SuitALT: Austin Powers in Red Suit 000
Diogenis @diogenis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Why? What are you bringing to the table? Compared to say James Norton or Theo James? 000
Dooker @evadooker.bsky.social · 15/05/2026at the end of the movie you pow Beff Jezos in the dome with a deagle 000
Davey Jones @davefarthing.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I'm thinking of a new secret agent show. He has many girlfriends but it's also tech savvy, like he follows the baddies' posts and figures out their schemes. 000
yomamajonesy.bsky.social @yomamajonesy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026fuck off dick cheese!!! the people want YOMAMAJONESY as the next bond! if u vote for jonesy, reply with AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!! 000
trucknuts of damocles @spamriskegypt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I had the ai insert your profile pic into all of bond's scenes in live and let die, and I didn't enjoy it as much. 100
KUNA @yurrpost.bsky.social · 16/05/2026what makes you think you'd be a better bond than the actual candidates? 000
Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026fire your watch laser and turn the man with the golden gun into the man with shit 020
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan @einleidsgetan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026You’ll be octupussin all the way yo the moonraker baby 000
the guy also known as thief 🇳🇿 @thief-gold.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Wint. Dril Wint. I'll have trolls both shaken and stirred. 010
Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 14/05/2026ill vote for you, gladly, the second you return my weed whacker. ill put up signs all over town for ya! 0140
🅷🆈🅿🅴🆁🆂🅿🆁🅸🆃🅴 @hypersprite.com · 14/05/2026Ok, but given Bezos ownership, Don Jr. as Bond, Melania as the "bond girl", already have it in the bag. 000
