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Not Space Karen

@rowan68.bsky.social
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Jam tolerator. Umbrage taker. Mallard unbracer. Mutton shunter. 'Vibrant and Fashionable Pruning Tool'

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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 6h
not me, but growing up my best friend was the vicar’s daughter, and I vividly remember one day overhearing the vicar’s wife imploring him to NOT refer to their lunch guest as “the baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells” because “we have established that he does NOT find it funny”.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 5h
“Kittens and Cats; A Book of Tales” by Eulalie Osgood Grover, 1911 archive.org/details/kitt...
cat in robe and crown
I am The Queen
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Paddy K @spongepaddy.bsky.social · 7h
I never pass up the opportunity to spread this image a little wider...
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Kara Jane Adams @ghostinexile.bsky.social · 7h
It’s just really annoying that now when people employ the trope of “you wouldn’t hit a man with glasses?” you have to respond with “what kind of glasses?” life was so much simpler in my day.
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 5h
So cool
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 8h
Who amongst us hasn't been tempted...
Accountant calls police after being asked to attend meeting
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 6h
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 11h
ianvisits.co.uk
Tickets Alert: Tours of the RNLI base at Waterloo Bridge
If you missed out on the RNLI’s recent exhibition, or fancy seeing more of their floating base, they offer occasional tours of the building.
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 8h
mine is far too lady-like to do this.....
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Steve Waycott Wildlife Photography 🍁 @stevewaycott.bsky.social · 9h
Behold the face of a Raccoon caught in the act of raiding my birdfeeder. Remorseful? You be the judge. Hanwell, #NewBrunswick, Canada June 2026 📸 #mammals #raccoon #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z9 #Nikkor800pf
A brownish grey critter with a grey and white face and black mask around her eyes and a black nose is standing on her back legs and peeking out from behind a grey and brown tree trunk as she looks directly at the camera with what appears to be a mischievous smile on her face.
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 9h
Me: Here is fresh, filtered water and indirect sunlight. Plant: I have chosen death. Weed in the driveway sidewalk crack: I feed on gasoline and spite.
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Lucy Worsley @lucyworsley.bsky.social · 8h
Every 19th May, roses arrive at the Tower of London for Anne Boleyn. Nobody puts their name to them, & they've been coming for well over a century. I have a theory, involving a lawyer's office and an admirer who’s been dead for a long time. NEW POST😊 lucyworsley.substack.com/p/who-sends-...
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Who sends Anne Boleyn red roses every year?
Every 19 May, a mysterious wreath arrives at the Tower of London for the queen Henry VIII beheaded. This is the story of the woman who said ‘no’
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 8h
Not seen an org chart like that since someone tried to analyse the Lib Dem party structure bsky.app/profile/mpau...
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 8h
had my jabs. Like last year, the flu arm is hurting immediately 🙄
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 9h
Maybe the Electoral Commission/Police take a different view? I will not hold my breath, but stranger things have happened.
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Singing the song of her people #blackcat
A black cat yowling
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#nicethings
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I worked at TV Centre for a year or two, so loads. Had the "completely disinterested in you" expression off pat.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 30/09/2026
Brenter means Brenter.
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
D and the eldest decided to go for a pint and someone is FUMMIN that they didn't take her (not me, I'm enjoying the quiet)
A stupid golden retriever sits on an ottoman trunk and looks out of the window for her departed beloved.
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have these loads, my phone just tells they're probably scammy as they come in. On a similar theme, is anyone else getting tons of tv licencing phishing emails? They're not even remotely plausible (even had some in Spanish 😆)
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Simon Evans @drsimevans.carbonbrief.org · 30/09/2026
NEW ANALYSIS: Record wind and solar save UK from gas imports worth £5.9bn during Hormuz crisis 🌤️ wind/solar generation up 14% in 2026 to date 🏭 gas down ~10% 🚢 >100 LNG cargoes avoided
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 30/09/2026
I wonder how much a RTX 5090 video card would cost for my new PC build <Bleeds from eyes>
Amazon listing for an MSI Geforce 5090 32G video card priced at £5,799.99
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So I have to start painting my nails in case people think I'm the fash? 😐
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“You know who else banned jazz and organised rallies?” Reader, they went there.
iomtoday.co.im
A blue note - jazz festival organiser says car rally will shut down hospitality
‘Hitler hated jazz and banned it completely - instead he organised rallies!’
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 30/09/2026
Israeli minister calls Shabana Mahmood an Islamist, because erm, erm, erm
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging.
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dani is going out, surely? Shame, because she's very entertaining.
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Andrej @tepid.meme · 29/09/2026
God I used to love Iced Gems 🤤
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026
I've got quite the game of Top Trumps planned this evening
A screengrab from the 'Lovehoney UK Sex Map 2026' listing the statistics for the Brighton area (places in the bottom 48% for sex toy purchases apparently) 

Various categories are laid out in the manner of a Top Trumps card:

Average dildo length - 7.1"
Average dildo girth - 5.2"
Lube Volume - 134.466 litres
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a tree surgeon'
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amazing contrast to Starmer's buttoned up style as Burnham delivers his speech stripped to the waist and covered in peanut butter, repeatedly diving into the audience
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Liberty @libertyhq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW: Liberty Investigates and The Guardian discover British Transport Police’s initial six-month trial of live facial recognition tech in London’s railway stations: - cost more than £320,000 - took nearly 100 hours of police time - resulted in no arrests www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Trial of live facial recognition in London stations ends with a false positive and no arrests
Freedom of information request finds six-month trial cost £320,000, used almost 100 police hours and led to just one – incorrect – alert
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have seen this and I am monitoring the situation.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Not Space Karen @rowan68.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having to mute certain cat accounts because they can't cope with the concept of outdoor cats and they're arguing with people who can't cope with the idea of indoor cats. It's always the most benign-seeming corners of the Internet, and life is too short #cats
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026
It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)
Reminder to treat your body like a data center:
1. Consume as much water and literature as possible 
2. Upset the local city council with your existence
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 29/09/2026
How is this from 2014
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