Reposted by 🪨⭐️weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Unfolding my iPhone to show you a Meta Glasses recording of my final divorce proceedings 282564349
Reposted by 🪨⭐️slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[asphyxiating on toxic atmosphere as the last tree on earth drops its final leaf] save me Dow Jones 727648
Reposted by 🪨⭐️ceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives 458148813144
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 27/12/2025"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break. 66159413253
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more 94130302625
Reposted by 🪨⭐️slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/10/2025the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress 5461251322
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that 105112671928
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Lindsay Ballant @lballant.bsky.social · 13/09/2025We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet 166330016978
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2025That msnbc guy got fired for saying these words 8941501169
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/09/2025Putting away all the "CIVIL WAR NOW" banners at the news station and bringing out the "Mental Health Crisis in America" banners with a heavy sigh 314623813
Reposted by 🪨⭐️David Roberts @volts.wtf · 09/09/2025The US president trafficked & raped underage girls, the evidence is overwhelming, everyone knows it, and this country's elites & institutions are so broken, so insular, so decadent that we can't even bring ourselves to state it clearly, much less do anything about it. Contemptible & pathetic. 511175175577
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town 283164551982
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/08/2025Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor 414191083214
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Yeah man I think of a lot of dumb stuff too. Like what if we had a Gummi Bear so big you could sleep on it? 5689855
Reposted by 🪨⭐️pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I would rather die than create an account to continue 6578641444
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/07/2025sorry for being super woke but deposition video of the worlds most famous pedophile invoking the fifth when asked if he ever partied with you and underage girls should be career ending 231914360
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Reminder that when SCOTUS wanted to nuke Biden's eviction moratorium and student loan forgiveness, they gleefully grabbed the cases before appellate courts could decide. But "the President has declared the Constitution invalid so he can kidnap citizens and send them to foreign gulags" can wait. 121335444
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Lauren Kayes @midheavens.bsky.social · 22/06/2024It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits 107133715446
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/06/2025“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country 3613653710605
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data. 15896659014556
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away 608349968049
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025They attacked, traumatized and fired the competent public servants, and now want your sympathy for being out of their depth. 1864130822
Reposted by 🪨⭐️The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Lol, put federal employees in trauma to get them to leave, institute hiring freezes across the government, then lament that there’s a lot of trouble getting new blood in. Very smart. 881834324
Reposted by 🪨⭐️TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 11/05/2025you know so many stupid fish are trying to nibble on an F-18 right now and getting absolutely bupkis out of it. but if just one of them figures out how to fly that thing we're fucked 815360880
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025New from me: Everything feels overwhelming. But here is a tangible thing you can do: write a comment to oppose Trump's plan to convert 50,000 career civil servants into political appointees. Deadline is May 23. Please share! donmoynihan.substack.com/p/here-is-a-...donmoynihan.substack.comHere is a specific thing you can do to fight Trump's politicization of public servicesPlus: what I wrote in Science about the revised Schedule F 5514871049
Reposted by 🪨⭐️lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/05/2025me: i am a rational person and i evaluate the world around me with clear eyed skepticism of superstition, magical thinking, and faith based reasoning also me: there are actual demons that live in SharePoint. the demons in SharePoint delight in our suffering 351117150
Reposted by 🪨⭐️ceej @ceej.online · 03/02/2025ending my career as a nuclear policy analyst by getting pulled into a no-agenda zoom titled only “Review” and coming to face to face with a poofy-haired teenager who put my emails into a racist chatbot to find out how woke I am on a scale from “Based” to “R-Slur” and immediately defecting to China 162203358
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 literally any 🕯 good news 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 11492953024
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/04/2025Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements 9864658511508
Reposted by 🪨⭐️ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 19/03/2025oh is it bad when you put people out of work for political reasons 276118232083
Reposted by 🪨⭐️David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents. 293166422697
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer 255296245909
Reposted by 🪨⭐️soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 06/03/2025republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus 219106211650
Reposted by 🪨⭐️slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/02/2025hey buddy, geologist here. looks like shit 👍 826911
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I'm coming for you Bobby www.earth.com/news/frozen-...earth.comFrozen worm comes back to life after 46,000 yearsScientists discover a worm in Siberia that has been frozen for 46,000 years and is brought back to life in a laboratory. 1633046
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 22/02/2025The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is HR@opm.gov, so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit 34450742029
Reposted by 🪨⭐️Beans @gorilla.bsky.social · 21/02/2025when something good happens to me it feels like when people give a dog McDonald’s before they put it down 0365
Reposted by 🪨⭐️eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 20/02/2025The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky 194198702955
Reposted by 🪨⭐️slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/02/2025we’re about to get threeberculosis 13876136
Reposted by 🪨⭐️pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/02/2025We’re living in the golden age of press conferences where a weird guy on pills babbles incoherently 1105024487
