slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 13/02/2026[asphyxiating on toxic atmosphere as the last tree on earth drops its final leaf] save me Dow Jones 727648
Jason The PPW Sound Guy also the 🐆🐻 is my champion... Sadly @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Dow Jones: "I just need to increase by another 53 points before the markets close. And then you'll save me? "Nope!" 030
Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock @ironpriest.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Only 9.99media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is opening a can of beerALT: a man in a suit and tie is opening a can of beer 000
Salute Gesundheit @meltedplasticman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Bill Gates will filter his air in his shelter home with his friends from the Epstein club. 000
JH @jhspace1999.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Cree Indian proverb, "Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money," 000