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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 17h

We can't eat road salt.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 8h

FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 10h

You're walking down the street. We lock eyes. Then I pull out my phone. I look serious. Then I ask the question nobody expects: "You wanna see a shitload of pelicans?" 🪶 🦑

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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 16h

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)

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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bolsheviks in July of 1917

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”

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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Lula’s 47%-45% loss disappointed some, but fell within the margin of error...Here’s how he plans to win the runoff election on October 25." bmier.substack.com/p/glimmers-o... "The only response to the defeatism and nihilism engulfing social media over Lula today:" x.com/marcusbarnet...

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This probably isn’t the one, The New Yorker.

NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST

IMAGE: person in a middle airline seat between two little pandas; an air attendant speaks on the intercom.

MY CAPTION: "If you're between two pandas, I'mma need you to go ahead and swap into the aisle seat so the endangered animals can bang."

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Paulo Simões Diniz @paulosimoesdini.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Brasileira vota primeiro na Nova Zelândia e faz o "L" para Lula Roberta Queiroga foi a primeira a registrar voto nas Eleições 2026 no exterior, com fuso horário adiantado, e viralizou nas redes sociais.

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Primeiro voto brasileiro no exterior: Brasileira na NZ faz "L"…

Roberta Queiroga, primeira brasileira a votar nas Eleições 2026 no exterior, fez o gesto "L" para Lula na Nova Zelândia. A votação começou em Wellington às 8...

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Types of Ghosts II

a series of crude drawings of ghosts.
At the top is the words "the world is full of ghosts
here are some you may recognize or learn to spot"
a tiny one labeled "single celled"
a long one labeled "snake"
a round one labeled "round"
one with a monitor on its head labeled "computer"
one with big teeth labeled "teeth"
a big one making a vacant expression labeled "boring"
one with a smaller one inside of it labeled "double ghost"
One with a cowboy hat and mustache labeled "cowboy"
a wide one labeled "wide"
one hiding behind a bush labeled "shy"
one wearing a trenchcoat and hat, labeled "secret"
one that is dripping a lot, labeled "wet"
one stuck in a can ring labeled "trapped"

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026

Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...

The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Today’s gonna be the day, The New Yorker!

NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST

IMAGE: a room full of wolves leaning in like they’re hungry with a lone, terrified-looking pig on a stage sitting atop a barstool holding a guitar in front of a mic.

MY CAPTION: “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.”

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hard to imagine what that would be like

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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can i still let it linger if im not a fool for you?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is literally a Simpsons joke

So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of History

Genghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the footage of the president speaking at a news conference and you can't hear him because it's the press he banned who bring the sound equipment is too on the damn nose because guess what we wouldn't have if people hadn't kept insisting on handing this asshole a microphone over & over & over again

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Enjoyed this article about the growing number of men adopting cats, bucking gender stereotypes. Apparently Mamdani is allergic to cats, but has been getting allergy shots because his wife wants to adopt one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/s...

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Dave Franco, Jordan Poole and Other Everyday Cat Dads Are Redefining Gender Stereotypes (Gift Article)

We’re living in the age of the “cat dad” and he’s being used to sell premium cat products and talk about healthy masculinity.

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Lula @lulaoficialbluesky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Recebi nesta segunda-feira (21) o prefeito de Nova York, Zohran Mamdani, no contexto da semana de Alto Nível da Assembleia Geral das Nações Unidas. Compartilhei a experiência brasileira em políticas públicas de inclusão social, governo digital, educação, habitação, alimentação escolar e saúde.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser

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Joyce Carol (p)Oa(s)tes 😱 @basicchunnel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Milo goes to Phoenicia

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 20/09/2026

Today at the Broadview ICE facility outside Chicago: Dozens of ICE agents violently confronted protesters, deploying chemical irritants on the crowd. Multiple people were injured. No arrests were observed.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

NEWS: I don’t like transphobes and here is a short list of why. 1) They are full of shit.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dick Socket United States, Census, 1870

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026

Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-in…

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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

oh hey it's that thing I said Seriously tho print this article out and take it to your next city council meeting and ask them if they're willing to invest in air defense systems for your town too.

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AWS Says It Can’t Restore Some Data From Mideast Facilities Struck by Iran

Amazon’s announcement is the first indication that some data stored exclusively in Bahrain and the U.A.E could be gone forever.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Kick it over @rockandrollsteve.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Transphobia is bigotry. The bigotry must fucking stop

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DracuLuna @sorrowsoftheluna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

robert kraft on the line with another stadium owner attempting to sweeten the deal with a trip to a strip mall massage parlor

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Man, I'm looking at what Pink said she was offended by, vs. what Macklemore said, and, boy, this is a head-scratcher

and then took the mic to tell all of the Jews in the stadium that it wasn’t about them.

You don’t get to decide that for us.

That’s what prompted my repost. Not “Free Palestine,” and not anyone’s right to say it.

[...]To all of my Jewish brothers and sisters: criticism of Israel, criticism of apartheid, being against genocide in no way is a criticism of you. My message is for peace; love for all human beings to be treated with dignity, respect, and equality.[...]

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ed Sheeran should’ve done the right thing and dropped himself too so nobody would have to hear his music.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"I am for the dignity and safety and equal rights of trans people everywhere. Fuck you. The end." "I do not believe you care about this issue. You are lying. In fact you're a straight up weirdo for fixating on kids' genitals so much. That is odd behavior. Let kids run around with their friends."

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I do not believe you care about this

You are lying

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Pizza Hut Shake Shack Pita Pit Churro Favela Tapas Tenement Hamburger Hovel Gyro Yurt Quinoa Quonset Goulash Gulag Candy Shanty Meatball Slum

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That’s good Bluesky

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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...

Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!

A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."

An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.

A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.

A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

duran duran girls on film tune

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.

The front page of The Onion's September edition from September 2001 featuring the headline "U.S. Vows to Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With."

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Someday soon hes going to be over and trans folk will continue to exist and, hopefully, thrive, for as long as there are humans on this planet.

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