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@robertus.bsky.social
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Copy editor ordinaire, he/him, hockey official, hobby medievalist, sometime writer of words in a sequence, New Yorker in Maryland, sublime dot idealist at the gee mail.

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 2h
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
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John Pollock @iamjohnpollock.bsky.social · 2h
"There are two types of eulogies – one is 'this is what this guy did, and the other is 'this is who this guy was'." - Jon Moxley
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 4h
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 6h
Yearly reminder September 30 October 1st
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 7h
idk what emotion exactly this made me feel but i know it was intense and i know ive never felt it before
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 7h
I hope this becomes a thing because I would love a future where some people know Mike Tomlin as the HOF football coach and some know him as the World's Best Minecraft Streamer
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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All this used to be fields @solveforgenx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt just invented the Gotchme Question
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You said you went to New York last summer to see the Rangers play the Yankees, but the Rangers are an ice hockey team they don't even play in the summer you are a liar and a perjurer.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exceptional solidarity from ASU hockey players who have demanded their coach be placed on leave for essentially overseeing the murder of their teammate and have disputed the university’s findings. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
Seven Arizona State men’s hockey players asked the university’s president to place the Sun Devils’ coaching staff on administrative leave pending further investigation into the workout that left sophomore transfer Matthew Mayich on life support.

In a 26-page letter sent to ASU president Michael Crow on Monday and obtained by The Athletic, the players disputed numerous findings from the university’s initial review of the Aug. 20 workout, writing that Mayich did not receive water and was provided inadequate medical care after his collapse.
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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, I'm confused. This picture of Texas Indian-Americans hootin and hollering at a foot ball game is supposed to be evidence of non-assimilation of immigrants into American culture?
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Time once again for another episode of Markle McArdle McCain, where I forget which one's which and briefly get terribly confused
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 26/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/drey...
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Homer and bart painting a political sign that says SEX! Devoid of joy or passion! Vote for Rahm!
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If it ended at Hardhome, I think it's an all-timer and "how does it end" is still a water cooler topic. Alas.
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every day we stray further from god's light
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s really rare how few contemporary politicians are talented at doing what I am calling “Mayor Quimby shit”
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Antikythera mechanism, an ancient Greek model of the solar system, found in the wreckage of a ship dating from the 2nd century BCE, when I was young.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now THIS is sports journalism
Baby Anakin Skywalker from The Phantom Menace flying
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They're gonna pass the California No Underwater Tenements act, givin these people a billion dollars to feed rocks to the ocean.
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today's earworm youtu.be/x1W6-ErrHls?...
youtu.be
Nelson - (Can't Live Without Your) Love And Affection
YouTube video by NelsonVEVO
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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...
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High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall
A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Hot Fuzz
ALT: Hot Fuzz
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Scott 𐚁 Cataloochee Hogtoe 𐚁 Cave @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
Knowing what plants only grow on basic soil is wild because you will see a little blue flower and be like IN WHAT IS I CAN SEE WHAT ONCE WAS. WE TREAD UPON THE SHORES OF AN ANCIENT SEA.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hokay, rescue mission time: who would like A HOUND PUPPY of their very own??
a redbone coonhound puppya treeing walker coonhound puppy
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
…And 3) I am really tired democrats vice signaling to try to gain votes on the right that will never, Ever go to them as long as those on the right have a republican to support. Just hold on fucking principle, you utter feckless cowards.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/09/2026
Can I tell you about another Trinity with multiple beings who are the same being somehow working together in some vague way
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Crème Breelée 🐺 @bloodmooncafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder, you don't need...that shitty wizard series...for references for wizards. If you wanna draw a wizard or magician fight, look up irl photos of music conductors. You're welcome.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
All cardio work out there
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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Muppets: Beaker's Tuxedo Performance
Alt: From the Muppets. Beaker, in a green tux, walks to the microphone. The Electric Mayhem and Rowlf behind him.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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CobraChicken @andgracetoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Making friends with the European Union. You bring the goulash and I'll bring the shitty kitty just kills me. lol
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The Positivity N*gga @offbydesign.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Mayor Scott deserves his flowers just as much as Mamdani. He's doing a lot with less and cares heavily for the city but doesn't get the recognition.
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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Patron saint of alley-oops.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Air friar
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Lions about to lose by 50 but still be 4-1 after they play the Jets, Panthers, and Cardinals the next 3 weeks:
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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