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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 2h

This guy's clearly in the pocket of Big Agonizing Death

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 3h

My man out here setting up the Stone Cold Stunner and not delivering

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 14h

Rough day at the office for the fellas, between that and this bsky.app/profile/nbas...

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 14h

Tom Morello is 62 years old and just spent all day on stage.

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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People don’t realize how serious the situation is.

A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s a bummer that American brains are so cooked that you have to go on the podcast of a guy who looks and sounds straight up like a Neanderthal to gently explain to him the idea of a social safety net but I think Zohran is straight up the perfect guy to do that

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026

So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That was the year after we were graced with Al Iafrate's glorious skullet. I was ready for anything.

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It was supposed to be called Eight Samurai but Kurosawa couldn't wait

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think it's a Spider Robinson line, for the record

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My favorite is "I, madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad, am I?"

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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/10/2026

One of the greatest achievements of modern food chemistry is that we can make anything taste like anything else and it's important to play in the space. It's pure science, like studying black holes or the search for the Higgs boson.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Higher velocity = more good" is a misunderstanding premised on the idea that every piece of work on your Jira board is there because it adds value in some way. Once you understand that the majority of developer tickets are actually negative-value, you will become enlightened.

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We told you not to fuck the popcorn bucket

The popcorn bucket giveway from Dune 1, which features a sandworm jumping out of the lid.

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Scholars are unsure why the chorus starts singing Aristophadeez Nuts here but it's consistent across all our surviving manuscripts

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Cut out the middle man ask the guy who spends all day playing Keno down at Woody's Bar who he's got in the midterms.

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"This is your brain on drugs" was probably more famous before memes (and it was probably close), but "I learned it by watching you" got a second life.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.

A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion
E extreme shivering or muscle pain
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured

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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

September 30 October 1

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My brain glitches any time I see Meghan Markle, Megan McArdle, or Meghan McCain.

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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think writing is important to thinking. But, sure, yeah I can imagine really in-depth conversation sand long oral exams can show student understanding. That's just not possible for, say, an adjunct comp teacher with 100 students each semester.

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*setting up my bluetooth speaker in the emergency room at Hopkins Bayview*

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They forgot to film an ending. The last third of the movie is blank film.

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND

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John Pollock @iamjohnpollock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"There are two types of eulogies – one is 'this is what this guy did, and the other is 'this is who this guy was'." - Jon Moxley

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home

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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yearly reminder September 30 October 1st

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm a beardo I'm a weirdo I'm a long ways from home and if you don't like me, well, leave me alone

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/09/2026

idk what emotion exactly this made me feel but i know it was intense and i know ive never felt it before

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hope this becomes a thing because I would love a future where some people know Mike Tomlin as the HOF football coach and some know him as the World's Best Minecraft Streamer

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All this used to be fields @solveforgenx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Eric Schmitt just invented the Gotchme Question

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

he was even like "I went to watch Caitlin Clark, you know, the great white hope upon whom you had latched all your hopes and dreams as of, I dunno, a handful of months ago, who happened to be playing a local team, the Maryland Terrapins."

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You said you went to New York last summer to see the Rangers play the Yankees, but the Rangers are an ice hockey team they don't even play in the summer you are a liar and a perjurer.

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

as if carabiners have not existed since forever. as if carabiners do not fit neatly on belt loops.

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robertus @robertus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean that's just it though, isn't it. Every Democrat is a far-left idealogue, a bomb-throwing communist. Even Chuck Schumer.

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