Reposted by DJPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1hThe “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 537357
Reposted by DJPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 9hin an older, more innocent time, we had skibidi toilet. now all we have are skibidi taxes. skibidi midterms. skibidi open enrollment period for skibidi health insurance. 39210
Reposted by DJMicah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026“sorry, honey, I didn’t think the people obsessed with the weird harry potter fanfic were going to end up running the world, that’s on me” 652016
Reposted by DJQuinn Slobodian @quinnslobodian.com · 28/09/2026AI is cursed by its poor offering to portmanteaus, too easily misread as the short version of Alfred, too vowelly to produce a satisfying new sound. 4263
Reposted by DJThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo… 292802363
Reposted by DJBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem. 293382354
Reposted by DJandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 252288439
Reposted by DJWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why would you bother with being in the EU or NATO when you could be in a free trade and mutual defense pact with 47 other instances of your country in the Quantum France Union (UIQFDMLEQ)under the Traité de Superposition? 9602
Reposted by DJpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If the AI era has taught us anything, it’s this: it’s fine to judge people based on their aesthetic preferences 1098973
Reposted by DJMore Perfect University @mpuniversity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@aoc.bsky.social: The best thing that we can do to rein in runaway costs at private institutions is by having tuition free public colleges and universities. “For anyone who wants to say that that’s pie in the sky and unrealistic… this is literally what baby boomers gave themselves.” 291198268
Reposted by DJTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I looked and there is not a single culture on earth that does not have some version of hot sauce that they put on fish, Lynda. 2571535
Reposted by DJsam @samthielman.com · 16/03/2026If I was Barack Obama I would regularly call Donald Trump and say the craziest shit I could think of and then forcefully deny ever having spoken to him 203591441
Reposted by DJKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 18/08/2026pardon me mis, but is there a mr communication? 1348241
Reposted by DJMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5buff.ly“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen... 8879228
Reposted by DJrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026saying you’re using AI to get out of just remembering this stuff is not a good way to sell it imo like i get that yall think of the working class as an anonymous pile of lumpy brawling illiterates but few of em are as eager to convert to brainlessness as you think they are 1030019
Reposted by DJPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about all these genAI fuckwits like Jensen Huang constantly announcing in public that they don't know basic life skills, is that they are billionaires. They have outsourced *every single* hassle in life. They then attribute their soft babylike life to genAI and not their wealth. 2537135
Reposted by DJDr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say 6336731430
Reposted by DJJack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why 101110249
Reposted by DJAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech. 1886285546952
Reposted by DJPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026all these people sound like this: 62261531
DJ @robe-wearer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kinda feels like the judiciary has empowered itself in order to empower Trump (and vice versa obviously), so I’m curious to see how this plays out 010
Reposted by DJGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 24/09/2026Always interesting to make a note of when all the rules for writing headlines are flown out of window following editor-involved-incident regarding how words were to be ordered 1788
Reposted by DJIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/09/2026How many Watergates did we have today. Feels like the average is three 191357175
Reposted by DJNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Computer crimes are already illegal. I do not think “we knowingly deployed software we can’t control” is a legitimate defense against break those laws. 321013160
DJ @robe-wearer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Citing a piece entitled “The Vibes Are Very Bad in Texas” as evidence Politico endangered our national security gets a 10/10 from me. Excellent material from the people running the show as usual. 000
Reposted by DJhammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Andrew Cuomo, through tears : this is marxismhuffpost.comMamdani Delivers $131 Million Settlement For DoorDash DriversThe Mamdani administration said the settlement is the largest labor enforcement action in the city’s history. 221357219
Reposted by DJFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/09/2026I for one am tired of the “all of human existence should be quantified into spreadsheets, and things that cannot be quantified should be viewed as irrelevant and useless” faction running everything 20483126
Reposted by DJHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026“Hey you know how you enjoy learning about your kid’s interests and reading to them at night? What if you treated that like a business?” 36413
Reposted by DJLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There is no such thing as art without a human on one end of the line and a human on the other end. In communication with each other. 15526118
Reposted by DJAndrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.wbur.orgMass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court recordsJoseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect... 10460321974
Reposted by DJImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people 16886352293
Reposted by DJAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026NEW: @apnews.com confirms that ICE has begun electronically "disappearing" people in the agency's custody who have final orders of removal. As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.apnews.comAP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal ordersU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an... 18845842937
Reposted by DJGerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have been turning this quote over and over in my head and still can't quite wrap my head around the idea 1222130339
Reposted by DJBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026Once you understand the corporate culture of AI hyperscalers is everyone cooking their brains by locking themselves in the bathroom, holding flashlights under their chins, and saying "Aaaaaaaaaay Eyeeeeeee" until they wet themselves in terror, things snap into focus: pluralistic.net/2023/06/04/a... 231183431
Reposted by DJSkip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19/09/2026guys i’m starting to think the american government isn’t always honest with us, in fact, they may even be hiding some things from us 2739636
Reposted by DJDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Going from claiming your company is working on technology that might destroy humanity to leaking you’re on track to generate $100 billion in sales this year, just in time for the IPO. Makes it hard to defend the claims that this hasn’t all been a cynical form of marketing and regulatory capture. 33421116
Reposted by DJTekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Voyager, walking on those tiny legs. 13868572161
Reposted by DJIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/09/2026Nobody believes anything about this stuff because it's been an unbroken stream of acrid bullshit for over five years. NFTs and memecoins and now chatbots marketed as acting talent, all from the same internet addled gang of greedy carnies. 31058
Reposted by DJGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18/09/2026the standard press scrum for this white house consists of admin officials lying to or insulting reporters who ask serious questions to get laughs out of the unserious ones, what value does this provide to the public, to whom both groups are theoretically accountable 212720
Reposted by DJWorking Families Party 🐺 @workingfamilies.org · 18/09/2026Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol makes 1,700x more than the average barista. That same CEO claims a $9 coffee is affordable and commutes to work in a private jet. Meanwhile, many baristas struggle to afford getting to work. We're joining sbworkersunited.org in a Starbucks boycott. 712957
Reposted by DJPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I was recently wondering what this election season would be like if Biden or Obama supporters had stormed the Capitol try to prevent the transfer of power. There would likely be ads just showing the footage on a loop, no? 415925
Reposted by DJChristina Hayford @lvebakfietsmama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lakeview (Chicago) now has ✨six✨ weekly bike buses to the K-8 schools, and had *at least* 100 kids bike to school today between the Burley and Nettelhorst Bike Buses (& prob 75-100 more adults with them). That’s pretty rad! 513322
Reposted by DJplay by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Back in the forums day when I would hear this complaint, my first response would be to ask why Palestinians aren't allowed to manage Israelis as of the two populations, they're far more likely to be killed by Israelis than the reverse and it broke a lot of brains when I'd ask lol. 17915
Reposted by DJHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026Another day when automated systems (and the data centers powering them) are denying people access to health care, inducing them to self harm, and poisoning communities, and yet the dominant stories are all about the delusions of a bunch of weirdos who fantasize that their tech is achieving sentience 411750
Reposted by DJFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17/09/2026Nick Beckstead, noted longtermist and "effective altruist,” just comes out and says it: "But it now seems more plausible to me that saving a life in a rich country is substantially more important than saving a life in a poor country, other things being equal." 1521267286
Reposted by DJBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.gizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 1401267106691