Reposted by redactorJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Refugees from the right are welcome, but not at the lectern. Go stack chairs. This isn't the next phase of your career. The next phase of your career doesn't involve a camera or mic. 537654
Reposted by redactorThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 69129182820
Reposted by redactorJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I really wish more Dems would go meta on this and ask whose interests it serves that candidates for the United States Senate are being asked about how they would micromanage the eligibility rules for local youth sports leagues. 101237260
Reposted by redactorThe Needling @theneedling.com · 04/08/2026Inexperienced Seattle Mayor Apologizes for Naively Assuming Police Knew How to Do Their Job: tinyurl.com/3dv6uy9m 11509109
Reposted by redactorMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026extreme income inequality is bad for a lot of reasons but today the one i'm mad at is people having the wealth and power to force me to live inside their delusions 72240424
Reposted by redactorMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27/07/2026PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome. 651578431
Reposted by redactorZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Pleased to still be doing comics that are un relatable to most humans even as Instagram eats the world. 725627
Reposted by redactorkyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London. 160144792890
Reposted by redactorandy™ @andylevy.net · 26/06/2026a giraffe disappears and tom kean jr shows up and we’re supposed to pretend these are two separate stories. wake up sheeple 191856271
Reposted by redactorHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243405590
Reposted by redactorZeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 08/06/2026We're being overwhelmed by metaphors 318860
Reposted by redactorThe Needling @theneedling.com · 30/04/2026‘White Female Mamdani’ Mayor of Seattle Caught Blowing Taxpayer Money on Personal Limousine: tinyurl.com/3n2k7jsv 17593142
Reposted by redactorSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Still insane to me that the GOP can gin up a moral panic about innocuous things like drag queen story time while we know Democrats would be eviscerated in the press if they ever started asking what the deal is with youth pastors getting arrested every week. 11696147
Reposted by redactorJesse Farrell @jfsculpts.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win. 143233691
Reposted by redactordigby @digby56.bsky.social · 07/02/2026It really pays to remind ourselves frequently that this whole immigration "crisis" is made up out of whole cloth. There was no emergency,danger or problem, only a demagogue stirring up racist grievances for political advantage. 4833621019
Reposted by redactorAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one. 723463510
Reposted by redactorThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about. 368124554727
Reposted by redactorJohn Cluverius @johncluverius.bsky.social · 12/11/2025The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation. 228131433236
Reposted by redactorshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/11/2025roses are red big laughs are hearty 166159432358
Reposted by redactorViet Thanh Nguyen @vietthanhnguyen.bsky.social · 19/09/2025It worked. We’re not talking about the Epstein files. 108617
Reposted by redactorABH @hypusine.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I believe government action improves lives. Also, though, "invisible" services like buses on time and accurate weather prediction are easy to take for granted. We Americans are in for quite a shock as Reagan-era anti-government frames reach their logical conclusion. 27119
Reposted by redactorThe Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President 4779871869
Reposted by redactorthe autumn and the scarlet 🍁 @marcy.beneprism.rip · 13/05/2025Trump could roast and eat a baby on live TV and NYT editors would carefully type out "Trump's Unorthodox Diet Raises Ire" 481818338
Reposted by redactorQagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025"People won't shop at Pike Place Market if they have to walk more than a block from their car." Dude, the whole market fits in the footprint of Costco. 1643262
Reposted by redactorDaniel Martin @fizbin.bsky.social · 22/03/2024I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases) projects.propublica.org/claimfile/projects.propublica.orgFind Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your ClaimYou likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f... 9161794310176
Reposted by redactorEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 28/11/2024AP - November 29, 2025 - The death toll has risen to 190,000 after Butterball (NYSE: SEB +23.7%) debuted the all-AI version of its venerable Turkey Helpline that instructed callers to "leave the plastic on so it cooks faster and doesn't dry out." 5525115
Reposted by redactorThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024🔥 🗣️STURGILL SIMPSON: “This toxic patriarchal energy is an age coming to an end… that energy is clawing for its survival bc it knows it’s dying. We’re heading to something beautiful, we just have to go through some dark shit first. So love everybody.” (H/T @wutangforchildren.bsky.social ) 599247604500
Reposted by redactorGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I have faced fascism before, in this very country. I was one of 120,000 Japanese Americans summarily rounded up and expelled from our homes at gunpoint, all for the crime of looking like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor. I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/ 9444052310503
Reposted by redactorThe Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 15/11/2024If Democrats aren’t out there screaming about “the Gaetz report” like it’s Hunter Biden’s laptop times 100, then they should just fucking say they give up. 361024287
Reposted by redactorCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Dark Brandon got these people to call themselves garbage over and over for a week including yelling it into a microphone, he's a master at work whether we accept it or not 732357330
Reposted by redactoractioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 02/11/2024Yes I said yes I will yes get you in this 2022 GMC Sierra today 471597397
Reposted by redactorAnna Mazzola @annamazz.bsky.social · 29/10/2024My son says he wants to be a writer. To prepare him, I’ve made him redo his homework 9 times, then told him ‘I’m sorry but I can’t work out how to market this’ and thrown it out the window. 392551455
Reposted by redactor🏳️⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 18/10/2024When the moon hits your eye and it's... not unlike pie, that's litotes 36512
Reposted by redactorScott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 27/09/2024Nothing is more overdetermined than the press demanding more policy detail from Harris and then complaining that it's too boring to cover when the detail is provided. IF ANYTHING SHE'S OVERPREPARED 933058
Reposted by redactormaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/09/2024I legitimately hate every single person who has ever coddled this psychotic asshole and allowed him to thrive in any way at all 1352763
Reposted by redactorSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/09/2024Kind of crazy given Trump’s age and general health profile that I’ve seen so little on Vance’s qualifications to take the big job. 69813
Reposted by redactorKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/09/2024The best writing advice I've ever gotten is to remember that the first draft is where you explain it all to yourself and then the second draft is where you explain it all to your readers. 521956416
Reposted by redactorGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 31/08/2024trump is like charles manson, his upbringing was so fundamentally weird and atypical and his environment so alien that it's hard to imagine how he could ever have turned out normal. but vance is a bog standard dickhead, you meet these assholes everywhere, in every walk of life. 71799
Reposted by redactorMededitor @mededitor.bsky.social · 24/08/2024I’ll politely decline: Nominative: okus dokus Genitive: oki doki Dative: oko doko Accusative: okum dokum Ablative: oko doko 073
Reposted by redactorHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 18/08/2024Please put to bed the myth that racist rural white voters have some kind of rational gripe with the democratic party "ignoring their concerns"- you can give these people all the money in the world and they will spit in your face and say you're replacing them with illegal immigrants 301074174
Reposted by redactorElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 10/08/2024If someone makes “tampon Tim: stopping the red wave” t-shirts, that’s probably another million dollars in fundraising for the campaign 634027786
Reposted by redactorJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/06/2024I’m pretty sure I’ve hit the age where I can basically do one thing a day and then need to spend the rest of the day just chilling, and honestly I’m not mad about it 3880644
Reposted by redactorSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 22/06/2024Sometimes it seems like Texas is one never ending Coen Brothers movie. 2362
Reposted by redactorAndrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 22/04/2024The 2020's will be remembered for being the embarrassing time when "connect LLMs to everything and call it 'AI'" was the only idea anybody in tech had, so they tried to convince us to all go around like absolute goobers pretending like predictive text is sentient just because tech bros can't write 15716234
