Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A woman-centric military goods store called Tactical Magic. 030
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation 021
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes people give you disparaging looks when you explain you listen to true crime but those are often also the same people who watch the news. 120
Reposted by Ready SaltedBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You took one look at that guy and knew he was a Principal and that’s got to be harder for an actor to do than we think 1317812
Reposted by Ready SaltedCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches 29243
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just in case anyone needed to be informed, scotch mints do NOT contain any scotch. 010
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you jiggle the doorknob of a single use washroom when the red OCCUPIED indicator is clearly showing you should get a tiny electric shock. 010
Reposted by Ready SaltedTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee 1139690
Reposted by Ready SaltedMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my sock keeps getting all twisted in my shoe and i am about to have a sensory meltdown in public 201693
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Going away to an event where I'll meet a lot of new people so naturally I'm making a new album of cute photos of my dog that I will inevitably show everyone (because they asked, obviously). 020
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Have you heard the good news? It's my dog's birthday today. 2122
Reposted by Ready SaltedJohnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this. 3324321154
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just had four slices of cake and pie delivered so, yeah, you could say I'm doing pretty good tonight. 020
Reposted by Ready SaltedA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When I go through a car wash, I like to imagine I’m traveling through a wormhole and that this new world I’m entering has more potential than the one I left behind. 1422483
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Made a giant pan of baked macaroni and cheese with an entire head of cauliflower pureed into the sauce so yeah, you know I'm going to reward myself for healthy eating by downing a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream later. 010
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Trudging on a walk with my dog like we're the Sanderson Sisters. He's such a Sarah... 030
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Behind a lady at the check out buying 13 pumpkins "for a reality TV show"static.klipy.comMini-Me's Sarcastic "Right..." ReactionAlt: Dr Evil's Sarcastic "Right..." Reaction 030
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Out at 6:45am walking the dog and stumbling upon a little old lady shooting two pointers and layups at the school basketball court. You live out your hoop dreams, girl. 020
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Subway has foot long nachos now. Nachos are not an area measurement. Nachos are a weight measurement. I will not explain further. 1102
Reposted by Ready SaltedIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026All my best friends are fresh baked goods. 1147
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Don't mind me, I'm just Richard Nixon-ing my dog* *pardoning him before any criminal charges could be tried 020
Reposted by Ready Saltedmaya kern @mayakern.com · 07/09/2026hi all! this is really difficult for me to talk about, but the store is in danger of closing before the end of the year. you can read more about what happened here: www.mayakern.com/blog i'm at a point where i need to ask for help. 👇 2312871453
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Remember when street cred was tied to wearing stuff like this? 020
Reposted by Ready Salteddawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 07/09/2026most rhombuses are not as ugly as the cybertruck 3344
Reposted by Ready SaltedMegs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026astrology girls will hit u with their car & be like whoops it’s because im a caprisun 027666
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Labour Day is for watching your husband work on his Honey Do list and scheming up something delicious for him as a treat in response. 010
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 07/09/2026IT'S BUTTER CHICKEN CURRY TIME!!!static.klipy.comHappy Dancing BananaAlt: Happy Dancing Banana gif 031
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Secretly longing for the day I meet a spaniel named King Charles. 031
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Uh oh. It's slightly cloudy and cool out which means all I want to do today is bake fall inspired goodies to shove in my mouth hole while I cuddle up in blankets and watch scary movies later. 020
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Just know if you ever type out the phrase "world wide web" I am most certainly pronouncing it in my head 'world wide weeb'. 020
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Four random characters saved on your phone are your D&D party. 040
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I couldn't be polyamorous, I don't drive stick. 041
Reposted by Ready SaltedJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I hope no one quantum leaps into my body today, I have shit to do. 1723479
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We were robbed of a Billy Bob/Raffi biopic, STG. 000
Reposted by Ready SaltedPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"i dunno, man, did you try asking jeeves about it?" -a timeline that could have been 17820
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 06/09/2026🎶 Gummy, gummy, gummy I got weed in my tummy and I feel like eating soon Weed, you're such a sweet thing, good enough to skeet thing And it's just what I'm gonna do 🎶 031
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Who's got two freshly baked home made apple galettes and no neighbours to gift them to? This guy. 020
Reposted by Ready SaltedNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 05/09/2026"have you asked chatgpt ?' no mf, I conferred with Zoltar 4376101
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Seeking chills by listening to true crime podcasts about victims with my first name. 020
Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Diving headfirst into a baby beaver rehabbing wormhole, see you in an hour and a half. 010
Reposted by Ready SaltedJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 29/10/2024The scariest part of Psycho is when she starts the shower while standing fully naked under the water without testing the temperature first. 8490125
Reposted by Ready SaltedEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We as a society should hiss more 2024781
