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Ready Salted

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I am mostly, if not all, potato.

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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1h
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours!
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Can'T Hardly Wait Kenny Fisher
Alt: A clip from Can't Hardly Wait is shown where Seth Green, playing Kenny Fisher, is dressed in a very of the time style of goggles, tiny hair elastics, and oversized apparel. He shouts, "Why y'all gotta waste my flava?! Damn!"
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1h
Mette Bidler.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1h
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
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Casper The Ghost: Can I Keep You?
Alt: A clip from the movie Casper where Devon Sawa, playing live action Casper, asks Christina Ricci "Can I keep you?" while slow dancing together.
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 10h
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 3h
Me: Once again, my lack of photoshop skills is holding me back from creating truly seminal memes; memes that transcend the generational zeitgeist. Friend: Do you mean dank? Me: [sigh] Yes, I mean dank.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 3h
Getting a head start on the weekend by liking all of my own posts.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 3h
Do you need a third??
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 3h
Chil Pollins
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 3h
Riding in Cars with Boyz n the Hood
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 3h
The Babysitters Club Dread
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 4h
Mad Max Fury Roadtrip: Unrated
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 4h
13 Going on 30 Days of Night
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 4h
One Fine Day of the Dead
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 4h
I like it when you call me Big Pickle
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 9h
Made two lemon cakes for two different neighbours and 12 cottage cheese muffins are in the oven now for me. A double pie crust recipe is in the mixer and a bean salad and potato wedges are next on my list. The finale will be making one of the pie crusts into a coconut cream pie. Wish me luck!
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Julia Child: More Butter!
Alt: Julia Child is assumed to be making choux pastry on the stove top. As she avidly mixes her pot she exclaims: More Butter!
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Introducing Chat GT Me: where I drink gin and tonics and respond to your nonsense
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how i flirt
evil squirrel lures you in w a strawberry gift then BAM! steals a firehead kiss! NEVER 
SAW IT COMING!!😱
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see this QTP with a bat.
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Beetlejuice Boom
Alt: Cartoon Beetlejuice disappears into nothing but a loose eyeball, a bat, and a tin can.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A jump rope rhyme made while cooking: Grate the cheese Butter the bread Carboload until I'm dead Heat the pan Hear that sizzle Schooling this kitchen like I'm Ms Frizzle Watch them melt Take a seat How many grilled cheese will I eat? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I swear leaf blowers are a litmus test for idiocy.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time I hear John Cena speak it's followed by wishing he would repeat whatever he said in Mandarin.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now watching LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986)
The poster for the movie Little Shop of Horrors is shown featuring the tagline "A singing plant. A daring hero. A sweet girl. A demented dentist. It's the most outrageous musical comedy in years".
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honourary mention for my most quoted KITH sketch, Never Put Salt in Your Eyes.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Touch Paul Bellini!
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*in a sultry voice* DROP YOUR PANTRIES
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I go through those big body scanners at the airport, can they tell I have to pee?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once again, due to a court order, I'm forbidden to play any funky music until 2079. Stop asking.
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
orange you glad i didn't say spooktober
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trying real hard to come up with a way to casually use the term 'Dafoevian' (referring to the ongoing works of actor Willem Dafoe) in my next one-on-one conversation.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now watching SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE (2000)
A poster for the horror movie SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE is shown, featuring the overlaid faces of John Malkovich and Willem Dafoe. Dafoe is looking particularly exceptional as 'Count Orlok' with a grimace and horrendously long fingernails.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seeking horror and thriller recommendations in a genre I fondly refer to as 'sleepy creepies' (read: dark movies I can watch while my husband sleeps on the couch beside me that won't jar him awake with screaming)
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If John Waters ever dresses in disguise do you think he just puts on a different moustache and calls it a day?
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching a dumb shark horror movie and startled by the fact that the most immersion breaking element was an in labour woman asking what her dilation was *in inches*. Nice try, Big Imperial, nice try...
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lela Bugosi
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm gonna have to buy another bottle of champers to have at the ready.
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Cart @cartlikesmovies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th / October 1st
Donald Pleasance as Sam Loomis black and white photo in a trench coatDonald Pleasance as Sam Loomis looking all fucked up and weird in a trench coat
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A woman-centric military goods store called Tactical Magic.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
A close up of a bolo tie is pictured, the decorative feature being a blue button face with the script "feminist optimist" on it in yellow inside an outline of a heart.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes people give you disparaging looks when you explain you listen to true crime but those are often also the same people who watch the news.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You took one look at that guy and knew he was a Principal and that’s got to be harder for an actor to do than we think
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just in case anyone needed to be informed, scotch mints do NOT contain any scotch.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you jiggle the doorknob of a single use washroom when the red OCCUPIED indicator is clearly showing you should get a tiny electric shock.
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She's a ten but she pronounces it PYOO-TEEN.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my sock keeps getting all twisted in my shoe and i am about to have a sensory meltdown in public
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going away to an event where I'll meet a lot of new people so naturally I'm making a new album of cute photos of my dog that I will inevitably show everyone (because they asked, obviously).
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