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Randy Is (Too) Online

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"When in the course of human events" is right now. He/Him Fall River, MA Eighth Runner-Up: 2025 School Committee

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 2h
So as far as I’m concerned Republicans can cheerlead blue collar jobs when they’re willing to raise wages significantly and provide people with physically destructive jobs with healthcare and safety net when they can’t do it anymore
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 3h
*69ing is when you both call each other at the same time Send post
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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 2h
Fuck Robert Kraft.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 5h
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 7h
I love people who have Fuck ICE or Fuck Trump or Fuck the IDF or Fuck Billionaires in their bio who then defend AI companies
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 7h
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 9h
It's strange that not doing this wasn't an option for Marshall.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11h
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13h
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there are 32 starting quarterbacks in the NFL and they found a way to put the 39th and 40th best ones in primetime
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Your Comic Muse @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🎶He came from somewhere back in his long ago....🎶
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wanting lower property insurance and healthcare for everyday families isn't un-American; it’s what working people deserve. They can take their tech-bro cash and their weird, intrusive agenda somewhere else, because I'm not going any damn place. /3
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most ordinary man imaginable came to my home state to tell me to ‘get out of America’ while he & Absent Ashley enjoyed the comfort of buildings my ancestors helped build. Imagine standing on the shoulders of the ppl who built this country & then telling their descendants they don’t belong here/2
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 01/10/2026
Over and over, giggling to myself about how happy doing this makes me.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well guys we couldn't make anyone hate beefcake dummy Hasan, let's see if we can make people hate the insanely popular lady in the pink shirt and jumper that teaches kids to read
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gas will barely go down and a bunch of important things will go unfunded. Brilliant work, everyone. www.dispatch.com/story/news/p...
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Gov. DeWine signs bill to suspend Ohio gas tax for 90 days
Ohio lawmakers voted to temporarily suspend the state's gas tax at the request of two gubernatorial candidates locked in a tight race.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sesame Street (Series, 1969 - )
Oscar says his favorite N word is on tbe next pageGrover begs you not to turn the page
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AG Andrea Joy Campbell @massago.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today, my office released a report detailing the findings of our investigation into child sexual abuse in the Catholic Dioceses of Fall River, Springfield and Worcester. It is my profound hope that this report honors survivors and serves as a catalyst for MA to ensure the safety of our children.
Graphic with AG Campbell's full statement on report on child sexual abuse in the Catholic Dioceses. Yellow and white text on a green background with a photo of the scales of justice.
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Conrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We went and found the Lego sukkah. It’s in Oak Park, MI, and it was built by Menachem R., with help from his nieces and nephews. During the Jewish holiday of Sukkot, you build a booth and eat meals outside in it. They’re usually made of wood but he got funky with this one!
Twilight photo of a colorful sukkah built out of giant Lego blocks of every color, with a wooden roof with branches across the top. It has an open weave pattern of blocks, with larger openings at the top.
There is a door on one side. It sits in the driveway of a suburban yard.Color photo of the back of a sukkah built out of giant Lego blocks, sitting in a suburban driveway. It is intensely colorful, with different colors of blocks mingled all together. In some sections there are patterns and in others it is more random.
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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 01/10/2026
We now return to our regularly scheduled showing of "Fuck the Yankees."
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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 01/10/2026
Scene from "The Princess Bride" where Wesley is telling Buttercup about how the Dread Pirate Roberts passed on his title. 

Except the text reads "Good night, Yankees. Good work. Sleep well.

It's back to full-on "fuck you" in the morning."
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Workers now produce roughly 40% more per hour than they did in the late 1990s. But we're not working shorter weeks, retiring earlier and living more comfortably asa result. Instead people are struggling to pay for the heating, food and bills at the same time. We're being robbed blind.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The conservative justices of the Supreme Court are torturing a human being to death.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“A lawyer for Christa Pike said executioners have administered two syringes of lethal injection drugs to Pike but that she remains alive and breathing.” It’s been over an hour.
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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is preposterous as it is monstrous Pike survived the execution procedure and now her lawyers, unable to reach the governor or state AG office, are rushing an emergency motion to the Tennessee Supreme Court in their *car* seeking an order to get her medical care
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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 01/10/2026
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Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
Alt: Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Monstrous.
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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 01/10/2026
I can't help but rooting for my former baseball team in this series because the Boston Sports Media just sucks that much worse. Finish them!
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Finish Him
Alt: Finish Him! Liu Kang is repeatedly kicking Bakara in the face in one of the Mortal Kombat video fames.
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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im old enough to remember North Carolina losing the All-Star game because of transphobic legislation (bathroom ban) in the year of our WokeLord: TWO THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh my god shut the fuck UP
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 30/09/2026
In an otherwise excellent investigation of a Christian scam called Life Surge, Pablo Torre (Finds Out) & a writer for Mother Jones made the baffling decision to pretend as though Tim Tebow is a wholesome, upstanding man. He's not, and it's dangerous to pretend he is. skepchick.org/2026/09/tim-...
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Tim Tebow’s Christian Scam Shouldn’t Shock You
Breaking news here, folks: an extensive new report from Mother Jones, in conjunction with the podcast “Pablo Torre Finds Out,” has found that thousands of Christians are being sold a terrible lie: …
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i genuinely forgot how bad this was
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Nobody Believed Neil deGrasse Tyson's First Accuser. Now There Are Three More.
No one believed Tchiya Amet when she said Tyson had raped her in the 1980s. Now, three other women tell BuzzFeed News that he harassed them, including one who’s sharing her story publicly for the firs...
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that's the name of your country now, i don't make the rules
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/09/2026
"The people casually accusing Israel of genocide" you mean the International Criminal Court and the International Court of Justice? Those casual outfits?
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing people post about how unfair the “mob justice” against the Cornell rapists is doesn’t really move me when there is no justice for survivors. The system doesn’t work; it enacts further punishment on the victims. Society is even crueler. So spare me the “mob justice” rhetoric about the accused
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026
No one on his staff even once thought to check if there were any women's games being played that night. These are the people calling themselves defenders of women's sports.
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shut every fraternity down.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly. Her shit led to this. And yes AI is part of the scam. You dickheads are gonna get (more) people killed
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that fucking cat you hate @kaithekat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guy about to jump off a bridge: "there is no joy or laughter in my life"
Guy on the bridge: "you should go see the great clown Pagliacci"
Guy about to jump off a bridge: "but I am Pagliacci"
Now both guys are about to jump off the bridge
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The kicker is you can tell it would never even dawn on this Republican senator or his staff that a man might want to go to a women’s sporting event. But protect women’s sports or something!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026
Any cap on what a worker can earn means that it artificially shifts money from the worker, who earned it, to the manager, who didn't. Hope that helps.
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Jeremy Hammett @jeremyhammett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Academic writing isn’t important. Your bullshit jargon isn’t important. But I bet the sexual assault victims I worked with found the offense reports I compiled using my High School education and 20 weeks of on the job training real fucking important.
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Travis @travtufts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm astounded that the Boston Public Schools is still pushing forward with their "AI Ambassadors" program that pays students and staff to act as tech evangelists in the district. When your education policy aligns with Linda McMahon's, you are gravely off-course.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
Could be jeans, could be a heterosexual with low blood sugar
"Introducing: The Low Straight"
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