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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 05/10/2026

Without a doubt, it was 1,000,000% this motherfucker.

Humpty Dumpty from Sesame Street Newsflash. A pupet of a giant egg with creepy closed eyes, waaaaay to big of a mouth with eerily straight, perfect teeth. This demon from another dimension is wearing a pink and white striped top with a yellow bow tie. Dark pants with red shoes and a brown(?) bowler hat atop stringy black hair.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 28/09/2026

I must have this dog. Week and a half, pupper. We're coming.

Cashew, soon to be Zeno. A purebred Tejas Streetdog. He and his littermates were dumped on the side of the road by some asshole.

Plane tickets to Dallas and a rental car home already secured.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 28/09/2026

Hey, four of the teams at the bottom of this schedule:

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 25/09/2026

Mr. Canseco, I was not familiar with your game.

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco:
38 years ago I created the 40/40 club. I remember it like it was yesterday.

(Picture of Jose Canseco after stealing his 40th base of the 1998 season)

JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker:
That's the last time you did anything of value.

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco
Shut up you racist pig.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 22/09/2026

I remain undefeated at therapy.

Your therapist canceled your session

Hi Randy,
Annette [REDACTED] canceled all of your future sessions. You will not be charged for this session.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 03/09/2026

To Abby's credit, she actually did come back. Moulton's staff never responded to my question about that marginalized group he planned to throw under the bus next.

Me: Has the governor reversed her stance on her support of ICE yet?

Healey camp: Yes, she just signed the Protect Act which prohibits ICE agents from entering into any sensitive locations or collaborating with local law enforcement.

Me: I'd love to see where she admitted she
made a mistake in her original support so that I can share that information openly

Healey camp: Thank you for sharing concerns, I will make sure it gets back to campaign leadership.

Me: For what its worth, I am voting for her. The other option is worse. But, honestly, I'm not exactly thrilled.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 03/09/2026

We never heard from Abby again.

Incoming Text Message:
Randy, Abby here - Organizer for Team Healey-Driscoll!

We will be knocking doors in Fall River next Saturday, September 12th at 9:00
AM! We will begin with a training, then hit the doors together, no experience needed.
Can I count on you to join me?

Reply YES
STOP to opt out

My outgoing response:
Has the governor reversed her stance on
her support of ICE yet?

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 01/09/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

A near completely black and white photo of Olivia Rodrigo from her single "Vampire." She has two lilac band-aids on her neck.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 29/08/2026

Just in case anyone was curious but didnt want to give ESPN the traffic.

ESPN
$ Sports Betting: Home | Today's Top Odds | Odds

"We are broken:" One family's fight against gambling addiction

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 15/07/2026

I don't want to shit all over LinkedIn Horiscopes or anything, but shouldn't this many "surprising answers" be a hint that your results on me are trash?

How aligned are you to your DISC® style?

During the assessment, people tend to answer questions in a way that is expected for their styles, but sometimes people answer in ways that are, well, unexpected.

This is a summary of your most surprising answers to give you an idea of how aligned you are to your DiSC style.

You AGREED with the following statements. Others with your style tend to disagree with these statements.

• I am very warm-hearted

• In groups, I go out of my way to make sure everyone is comfortable

• I am quick to compliment people

• I am a very empathetic person

• I am always happy to listen to people's problems

• I am very understanding of people's problems

• People think of me as a really good listener

• I am accommodating

• I am very considerate of other people's feelings

• I go out of my way to make sure that I don't hurt anyone's feelings

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 26/05/2026

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

Walmart shopping cart containing two cans of Bush's Dill Pickle Flavored (allegedly) baked beans and one can of Bush's Apple Pie Flavored (allegedly) baked beans.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 20/05/2026

Judges?? Quote with a fictional band that's not Spin̈al Tap.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 20/05/2026

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

Bush's Best
That Beautiful Bean Co.

Order BB-{Redacted}

Thank you for your purchase!

We're getting your order ready to be shipped. We will notify you when it has been sent. Because pickup times can vary, there may be a 1-2 day lag between when you receive tracking information and the package moves.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 29/04/2026

That just means he's saving energy to let in the softest goal imaginable.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 25/04/2026

I have finally figured out why the mayor's detractors use the phrase "former assistant principal" as an attempted slur.

An image of Fall River City Council President Cliff Ponte taken from his own Facebook page.

In the picture, Ponte is wearing a suit with a red tie. The suit has a white boutonnière and his arms are crossed in front of him.

Hard to read yellow text on the image states: "If integrity came with a popularity pole (sic), I'd still choose the same answer; the right thing every time"

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 19/04/2026

JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE! I just want to put $15 on Pump 126!

A crowd of people wanders around the Buc-ee's gas station in northern Virgina.

This is my third visit to one of these, so I was mentally prepared this go-around.

Gas was "only" $53. We spend more than that inside.

If you haven't been, it's worth going a little bit out of your way.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 01/04/2026

Well, this was lunch today, so hangin' in there. (Note: stock picture does not represent my literal sandwich.)

Fall River Chow Mein Sandwich.

Gravy, onions, celery served with crispy rice noodles and served on a white hamburger bun for some reason.

Accept no substitute. Especially not a Chop Suey sandwich from Salem.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 30/03/2026

"You want a loan? They're all 445 credit scores down here."

Email with the subject line of "Randy, new dark web alert from CreditWise"

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 29/03/2026

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

Oakland University guard Pierre Dukes launches a game-winning three pointer over Ken Tutt of Oral Roberts University to send OU to their first ever D1 NCAA Basketball Tournament appearance.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 21/03/2026

Bye, @warren.senate.gov @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social. May you be primaried by someone who is willing to deliver on the promises you've been making for so many years.

Warren for Senate

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I am leaving because you just sent me an email where you endorsed a guy with a Nazi tattoo and then asked me for money.

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 20/03/2026

In the reddit thread, there is a deleted comment from 6 years ago that was also anonymitized and deleted. Comments from under the post, all from 4mo ago, are calling the original poster as Platner. It's not proof positive, but the circumstances seem legit.

WHY DID YOU ENLIST IN THE MARINE CORPS?

[deleted] 6y • Edited

(Gibberish text:) Abundant summer makeshift distinct air pet aromatic rob sand vegetable

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 15/03/2026

There are a trillion other reasons this guy should not be a serious Democratic candidate for ANYTHING, but the fact that he just got burned by Ted Cruz should scare even the bluest of myopic Blue-No-Matter-Wholigans.

"The former Marine tweeted about his opposition to the conflict in Iran last month, mentioning his dead fellow service members, and Cruz responded on Twitter: "Were your friends Germans wearing Nazi tattoos like you?"

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 13/03/2026

"This is something a quarterback can do." - also Dan Orlovsky

Dan Orlovsky, "playing" "quarterback" for the Detroit Lions of the "NFL."

He has clearly run about three feet out of the back of the end zone, but still thinks he will be allowed to complete a pass.

The referee is signing for a safety. Because everybody in the stadium, except for Orlovsky, knows you can't just run out the back of your own end zone with the ball.

You can clearly see that number 69 for the Minnesota Vikings is laughing at just how bad Orlovsky is at understanding football, even though he's wearing a face mask.

Why does anybody care what Dan Orlovsky thinks about football?

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 12/03/2026

My "The Fall River School Committee doesn't waste everybody's time by asking intentionally ignorant questions" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

"I respectfully disagree with the premise of this," said (Fall River Massachusetts) School Committee member Collin Dias.

Dias asked Curtin where the Department of Elementary and Secondsry Education's offices were, and whether he used a state-funded vehicle or his own car to attend meetings in Fall River, and whether he was being reimbursed for mileage.

Curtin seemed puzzled and said, "I'm not sure how this is germane to the letter."

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Randy Is (Too) Online @randyis.online · 10/02/2026

Don't believe @bencollins.bsky.social. Massachusetts has only one Chinese Food Sandwich. The Fall River Chow Mein Sandwich.

A delicious-looking Chow Mein Sandwich. Beef Chow Mein, onions, celery and beef gravy poured over crispy noodles.

Served, obviously, on a white hamburger bun.

The damn thing barely fits on the standard white Styrofoam plate it's being served on.

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