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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

some shit is about to go down

Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

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Pets Fun House @petsfunhouse.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/01/2025

Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

2004: google answers your question 2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question 2024: google makes up an answer to your question 2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

[first day working at olive garden] CUSTOMER: can you bring us more breadsticks ME: (remembering when you’re here you’re family) get them yourself

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

by beating the Niners, the Lions have ensured that the Bears will finish with more losses than the rest of the division combined

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick. ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

They should call them the Indiana Hoziers, because Notre Dame is taking them to church.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Ordered poached eggs and they took them off some other guy’s plate.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

INVENTOR: Yeah, it’s called a hang glider FRIEND: And you want me to just run off a mountain? INVENTOR: Yep. FRIEND: Fuck off, Dave.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 21/06/2023

*Cookie Monster clicking on "accept all cookies" so hard that he breaks another mouse*

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

doctor: your blood glucose is over 800 cookie monster: is that bad doctor: sir it's deadly Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

“Hey Kirk, thanks for coming in, have a seat. Unfortunately it’s become clear that firing you would make our win over Ohio State even funnier. I’m sure you understand”

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Justin Rogers | DFN @detroitfootball.net · 03/12/2024

Breaking: NFL (and Lions) remains popular.

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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Hunter has been pardoned for crimes committed "during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024". December 1 isn't over. Hunter has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

The most I've ever identified with Tennessee fans was today when they all cheered after Ohio State lost, the spirit of Pure Hatin was with us all

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The Rocky Horror Picture Shōgun @mgobl.eu · 30/11/2024

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Jump Cat @jumpcatt.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

reset button

a finger is being pressing against the top of the cats forehead, they are making a face as if to question the actions of the owner

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 27/11/2024

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Isn’t it funny how the U.S. media is suddenly posting stories about the improving inflation picture now that the election is over? 🧐

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🎃 Alicia de La'Fey 🎃 @allieinchains.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

They were potatoes. So I cooked them... like potatoes. I ATE THEM!!

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