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@queenoftartan.bsky.social
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a penny for your thoughts my dear

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gawd i wish we would stop listening to and giving respectability to charlatans and dipshits
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shit me right up. There's a scene where The Blob comes through some Venetian blinds and I had them in my bedroom...
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Our cat had kittens. When the kittens have fed I'll wipe up her nipples with my fingers and lick up any milk on my fingers. Not bad but I wouldn't use it in tea.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like slipping into a warm bath. Wadda tune.
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I find the representation of a cybercriminal in this mandatory training video a bit objectionable tbh.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing is cooler to a young boy growing up in the 80s/90s than a man who is knives
Shredder, looking glorious in the intro to the '80s/'90s Ninja Turtles cartoon
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smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 29/09/2026
cream cheese way too thick for cream classification imo
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Deadline @deadline.com · 28/09/2026
Benjamin Satterley, the high-flying champion wrestler known variously to AEW and WWE fans as Pac, Bastard, Adrian Neville and Neville, has died.
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Benjamin Satterley Dead: AEW Wrestler Known As Pac Passes Day After Match
Benjamin Satterley, the high-flying champion wrestler known variously to AEW and WWE fans as Pac, Bastard, Adrian Neville and Neville, has died.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026
Well I can’t say I like that one bit
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Outstanding music placement in Homes Under the Hammer today. I yelped!
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It should have ended there.
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whoever decided I and O needed to be next to each other on the keyboard is not on my good books.
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My "Godlike AI wont exterminate humanity" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
glasgowlive.co.uk
Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Hourly Spaced @hourlyspaced.bagpuss.org · 24/09/2026
Get the car.
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S02E01 Back February 23 2001
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A new meme format is born!
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
going dogging in this
Brum the living yellow car.
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Richard J @preachypreach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Teaching myself kanji to learn that the capital of Japan is “Eastern Capital” (formerly Inlet Entrance); a vital part of its metropolis is “By The Beach” its historic capital is “Capital City” and its second city is “Big Slope” is deorientalising in its own right
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just always think of the "Cool" (derogatory) Vicars who would come and play us a song from the charts then tell us how the lyrics were "a lot like the story of Jesus, actually.
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎶 And keep your feet off the upholstery Ronnie! 🎶
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got a story submitted into Popbitch 💅 My life has peaked.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
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From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Lucie Matthews-Jones @luciejones83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of my favourite postbox facts is that in Scotland the Royal Cypher for Queen Elizabeth II is a crown to avoid controversy because Elizabeth I wasn’t a Scottish queen. I’ve told some people in person today so now I’m telling you. Read more here www.postalmuseum.org/blog/royal-c...
A red pillar post box on an Edinburgh street scene with light stone Georgian style buildings behind A close up of the crown cypher on a red pillar postbox with the words Post Officr underneath
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 20/09/2026
You, a fall person: Ohmygosh I love fall!! Pumpkins! Cozy sweaters! Hot tea and cider! Pumpkins! Pumpkin Spice Lattes! The changing colors of leaves!!!! Me, a spring and summer person: :: pulls hoddie tight over head :: beware: the time of darkness, cold, decay, and death is nigh
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🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government).
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When I am Queen I am going to ban men from doing that very specific hand rubbing together gesture. Instant fine. No appeals.
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
I’ve worn a grubby RNLI cap for decades. I sound London, but I was born in Truro and I was a basically feral (Gen X) kid wandering the coast path with a dog until sunset for a lot of my early life. The lifeboats are in the fabric like trawlers and farms and pasties and fish and chips.
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm partial to this one
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*rubs temples* why am i reading about MPs scrutinising Eurovision track record instead of them taking action against far-right and fascist groups that are harrassing the RNLI, the public, & shutting down infrastructure www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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UK's 'dismal' Eurovision song choices to be examined by MPs
It comes after the UK's entry Look Mum No Computer came last in May's final, scoring just one point.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My favourite lifestyle influencer atm is a middle aged Korean guy whose whole thing is reminding viewers that to live a life means understanding other people have the right to live too.
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a long term library worker and all round book promoter and lover: GOOD RIDDANCE
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This image makes me laugh every time
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Tom De Ville @devilligan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is on our extremely right wing media and every single MP in a position to speak out against it who has backed away from doing so.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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KG 🍃 @queenoftartan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can you believe you live in a world where there are still people with NTL email addresses
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and the moone daunsinge above, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a flawed honest worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
'Excuse me, can I have another glass of wine'
'I'm Ed Sheeran'
'Ok Ed get me another glass'
Daily Mail Celebrity • @DailyMailCe...
Ed Sheeran gets mistaken for a waiter by Amy Lee at the #Grammys
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove…
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Came across these little goobers and I adore them. They're replicas of misericord carvings from the Lincoln Cathedral in England
A knight, seemingly sneaking about with his sword and shield at the ready.A monk in the fetal position, apparently giggling.A knight astride a charging steed.A sneaky monk.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day the boys are back in town
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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