Reposted by Asher LangtonKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 7hI read a couple hundred death penalty cases for a case once and I think you’d all be shocked at how often this happens. The death penalty is one of the cruelest things in our system, an obvious violation of the 8th amendment cruel and unusual punishment clause, but we just love to kill. 401915486
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 21h7 years ago. (Now, as they start the college application process, I regret teaching them to read for an entirely different reason!) 0101
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 21hI woke up this morning with only the line "Sadly, I no longer was" rattling around in my brain and it took me about 20 minutes to figure out that this is where it came from. 071
Reposted by Asher LangtonKelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet. 794138521
Reposted by Asher LangtonAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong." 33065361413
Reposted by Asher LangtonKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 28/09/2026Noting that this isn't definitively confirmed but very likely Jacob Coxon's former Twitter account, here's what he has to say about climate change. The world's media hung off every single word uttered by this one guy for two weeks 118422
Reposted by Asher LangtonDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I had thought a lot about how AI slop would make fake ones more likely and had perhaps insuffiiently considered how climate change might make real ones more likely 519335
Reposted by Asher LangtonChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/... 211772521
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you don’t consume the exact same media I consume, you live in a bubble and should probably be aware of that. 2203
Reposted by Asher LangtonRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss. 1182615212
Reposted by Asher LangtonROUSes? I don't think they exist @rabblerous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about this person is that they're frequently full of shit. Their Wikipedia source says: "A myth persists that the initial batch of Iron Rings was made from the beams of [...] a bridge that collapsed during construction [...] due to poor planning and design by the overseeing engineers." 151
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m genuinely baffled as to why this matters. I’ve interviewed a lot of people and never once cared about whether they brought in a coffee or a bottle of water. 7210
Reposted by Asher LangtonTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This comes from a dumbass website called "He Cheated. Com" which says that trans people have a biological advantage in Chess, disc golf and darts. 65314
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026what is in the water over there that makes these dunderheads fall for shit like this? 3141
Reposted by Asher LangtonErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 25/09/2026Glad to see this update from Parker Molloy. She has been under tremendous stress and was dealing with difficult shit, as have all of us in this space, but her especially so. www.readtpa.com/p/trainwreckreadtpa.comTrainwreckOld habits, especially embarrassing ones, die hard. 1140136
Reposted by Asher LangtonK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ladies and gentlemen, we have "cancelled." 5757228
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeah, this ain't it. www.nhpr.org/politics/202...nhpr.orgNH Libertarian Party endorses ‘assassination’ of elected DemocratsThe state Libertarian Party has issued repeated calls for political violence in social media posts. 181
Reposted by Asher Langtonc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Dallas Zoo & Fort Worth Zoo, both wonderful programs, are working with Texas Parks & Wildlife to restore wild populations of Texas horned lizards (Phrynosoma cornutum) via zoo breed & release programs. 2026 is already a RECORD year: > 1000 lizards released, with documented wild-born babies. 15435126
Reposted by Asher Langtongabriel @gironda.org · 22/09/2026LLMs are making my entire professional cohort completely insane in many different ways and i think that's beautiful 3556
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026www.nhpr.org/politics/202...nhpr.orgNH Libertarian Party endorses ‘assassination’ of elected DemocratsThe state Libertarian Party has issued repeated calls for political violence in social media posts. 072
Reposted by Asher LangtonScott Kelley Ernest 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can't imagine why LPNH was disaffiliated with National... 4228
Reposted by Asher LangtonKevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026folks, don't be that person PLEASE, celebrate any wins when you get them, no mather how small they may seem... because we all deserve to be happy no matter what we do. 821114
Reposted by Asher LangtonJamal Greene @jamalgreene.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'd need to know more context than the bare indictment, but these statements seem on their face protected by the First Amendment, if they fall within the statute at all. (Which doesn't make your reminder wrong, of course.) 41188
Reposted by Asher Langton Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/09/2026Newsom is a dipshit, a thread: 1429179
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So, uh, why would snipers need this much ammunition? 370
Reposted by Asher LangtonCorey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 20/09/2026From the official Dept of Education account on X, an endorsement of Bo French's racist tweet about Indian students at a University of Texas football game. Just awful. 46974250
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Don’t really love how a lot of the replies have skipped over “*forced* hormone therapy is bad” and jumped straight to “hormone therapy is bad”. 271
Reposted by Asher LangtonRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026UPDATE: Things are moving fast. The DA apparently now has a court order to conduct DNA testing on a pair of Duncan's underwear, and on Haley's diaper. These are both pieces of evidence they've already had for more than 30 years. This afternoon they told Allison Statham, Haley's mother, that she ... 1746
Reposted by Asher LangtonHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Okay, HUGE NEWS from Uggi. Presented to you in a picture thread. 321367198
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026She comes back to tell me she's gone As if I didn't know that As if I didn't know my own bed As if I'd never noticed The way she brushed her hair from her forehead 1542
Reposted by Asher LangtonBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026looking for something in one of my old articles and rediscovered this gem lol (im not above laughing at my own writing) ballsandstrikes.org/legal-cultur... 88513
Reposted by Asher LangtonRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I just got a frantic call from Allison Statham. She's the mother of Haley Oliveaux, the girl Chris Duncan was wrongly convicted of killing. She says the police are now at her door and demanding a DNA sample. They're threatening to arrest her.radleybalko.substack.comThe framing of Chris Duncan: Part Two“God doesn’t let innocent babies die for no reason. Somebody has to be punished.” 9387133
Reposted by Asher LangtonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i'm not sure if robert kraft quite grasps what he started 23086401535
Reposted by Asher LangtonChad C @chadc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is particularly crazy when you see how many NFL venues are scheduled to host Kanye West, a guy who literally released a song about Hitler. Including two of the stadiums who threatened Sheeran! But he didn’t say anything good about Palestinians so it’s fine. 161126322
Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026<looks at thumbnail image> Well, maybe he has a euphonious voice? <hits play> Oh. Oh no. 3153
Reposted by Asher Langtonevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm sure lots of other people have said this, but if I worked for a company on a product that I thought had a >10% chance of killing all humans within the next decade and we had no plan for how to stop it, I would quit and devote myself full time to destroying this product. 28475106