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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 02/10/2026
Glad they kept the old voice acting in DW3R
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Capcom USA @capcomusa.com · 01/10/2026
Why do we fall? So we can learn to get ourselves up to 90% off during the Steam Autumn Sale. Monster Hunter Rise Save big for a limited time! ⚔️ bit.ly/MHRiseSteam
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Christi👻n Rinc🎃n @christianrincon.com · 01/10/2026
all three Bregman teams go down on the same night lmao
Alex Bregman playing for the Houston Astros, Boston Red Sox, and Chicago Cubs with red x's on each photo
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psplitty.bsky.social @psplitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Coffin Dance Meme: Dancing Pallbearers
ALT: Coffin Dance Meme: Dancing Pallbearers
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Hooded Horse @hoodedhorse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fertilizer has come to manor lords
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did Aaron Sorkin fall asleep in a tanning bed
A photo from The Social Reckoning premiere. Aaron Sorkin looks like he fell asleep in a tanning bed. Mikey Madison and Jeremy Allen White stand next to Sorkin.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Bears Adventures @bearsadventures.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎁 WoW Forever Collection Giveaway 🎁 I've got a World of Warcraft Forever Collection to giveaway thanks to Blizzard 🥳 To Enter: ✅ Follow ❤️ Like 🔁 Repost 💬 Tell me if you're Alliance or Horde in Forever! ⏰ Winner drawn 3rd October I have 3 more copies to giveaway on top of this one 👀 #WoW_Partner
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psplitty.bsky.social @psplitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me to every ant that enters my bedroom
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I'Ll Kill You Tim Robinson
Alt: I'Ll Kill You Tim Robinson
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Ethan @ethanrawkes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back from vacation and ready to jump into the spooky season! see you tonight and Wednesday
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry for talking about this so much. But this has gotten so out of control. Devs and their families are being harassed and attacked over a fucking video game. Ban these dipshits and don’t look back.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Portergauge 🏳️‍🌈 @portergauge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the whole Asmongold mess exposes an unfortunate downside of the 'Realmless' server system: it is significantly harder to choose your experience. When Classic launched, it was incredibly easy to choose a server out of dozens with no streamers, but now? Only 3 options.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying to get my health insurance to cover chemo like
Charlie Brown saying “I got a rock”
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All Things Azeroth @allthingsazeroth.com · 17/09/2026
We have been given a Warcraft Forever Collection to give away for the release of World of Warcraft: Forever on November 4th, 2026! This also unlocks Warcraft III Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom! Repost & follow by 9/22 at 11:59 pm CST for a chance to win! Winners contacted starting 9/23! #WoW_Partner
We have been given a Warcraft Forever Collection to give away for the release of World of Warcraft: Forever on November 4th, 2026! This also unlocks Warcraft III Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom! Repost & follow by 9/22 at 11:59 pm CST for a chance to win! Winners contacted starting 9/23! #WoW_Partner
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Lord of the Reins @lordofthereins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#WorldofWarcraft Forever Beta starts September 17th! To celebrate this & the release of WC3 Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom, we are giving away 1x WoW Forever Collection so you can play both! To enter: ✅Follow ❤️Like 🔁Repost ❓What will you be playing in Forever? ⏰Winner announced 24/09/26 #WoW_Partner
A Tauren hunter, an Orc rogue, a Troll mage and a Forsaken paladin standing on a hill looking over the landscape of the Hillsbrad Foothills, with the city of Dalaran visible in the distance, albeit covered by the text ''Giveaway! WoW Forever''.
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psplitty.bsky.social @psplitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I watch Antiques Roadshow and it's edited to show if the item has increased or decreased in value since the time it was originally appraised, I root for depreciation because the sound effect is funny
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Ethan @ethanrawkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow that Resident Evil movie is a hit!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916.
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psplitty.bsky.social @psplitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damn Microsoft wasn't done yet?
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Rei Liou @bishounennomiko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
✨WoW Forever Collection Giveaway!✨ - World of Warcraft: Forever out 11.04.26 - Unlocks WCIII Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom To enter: ☑️Follow | ❤️Like | 🔁Repost 💬 Reply w/ which Race / Class you'll be playing! - OR - 🎙️ Tune into WoW! Talk! #327 ⏰ Ends 09.21.26 #WoW_Partner
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
remember when Madison Cawthorn broke omertà and told the truth about GOP staffers and they stuck him in a crate and mailed him to Abu Dhabi
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
me, who was hoping it would end in a tie:
Abe Simpson, sitting alone on a bench at night
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The Starting Zone @thestartingzone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WoW: Forever is out 11/4, and beta is live! We have 2 Warcraft Forever Collections to give away (thx Blizzard), which include beta access and Warcraft III Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom! To enter: ☑️Follow ♥️Like 🔁Repost 🗨️Reply with your first Forever toon #WoW_partner
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FOLLOWERS OF THE VOID! I‘M GIVING OUT A COPY OF THE “WARCRAFT FOREVER COLLECTION” THIS UNLOCKS WARCRAFT lll REFORGED: FORSAKEN KINGDOM PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT: FOREVER OUT 11/4 TO ENTER: 🐙FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT 🐙LIKE AND REPOST 🐙WHAT IN WARCRAFT WOULD YOU LOVE TO DO FOR FOREVER? #WOW_PARTNER
SKY ELF N’ZOTH
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Nobbel @nobbel87.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New Warcraft 3 Rebirth campaign & WoW: Forever Beta available RIGHT NOW! Given a key to do a Forever Collection Giveaway! To enter: ✅ Follow -🔄 Repost -💬Comment: What story would you like to see further explored in Forever & Why? Winner drawn ⏰21/09/26 #Wow_Partner
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lmao I saw a photo of Tom Cruise in his new movie and he looks old as shit! I guess Father Time finally caught up with him 😂😂🤣
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Soul @soulsobreezy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi all! World of Warcraft: Forever launches November 4th and I'm giving away ONE copy of the Forever Collection which includes Warcraft III Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom! Want it? Reply here with upcoming Warcraft things that have you HYPED! Winner will be chosen 9/20. #wow_partner
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When my brow pencil makes a good point.
An advert for a Benefit eye brow pencil called "Precisely, My Brow Pencil"
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
starting a weird sex cult whose members end up leading the most powerful tech companies and drives national policy around the world. our seminal text is tails gets trolled
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i feel that donald trump is more like wrongald trump because his claims are quite often wrong
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meggoart @ WOWKEA @meggoart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
♾️ * ♾️ WOW FOREVER ♾️ * ♾️ I have 1 key to give away for the Warcraft Forever Collection that launches on Nov 4th, 2026! This includes the new Warcraft III Reforged: Forsaken Kingdom expansion! To enter: ♾️ Follow ♾️ Repost ♾️ Comment w/ your character's new first & last name! #WoW_Partner
WoW Forever Collection
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
don't scroll too fast out there, kids. you'll miss important fantasy baseball updates and possibly get very confused.
Miguel Vargas homers, steals base in victory.

But the headshot is cropped to make his li'l goatee look like the pubis area of someone.
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Ethan @ethanrawkes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's my affiliate anniversary today! Hope to see you on stream tonight for a good drawing time.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the international date line saying "and i took that personally"
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 6 Steam Early Access codes for SHROOM AND GLOOM from @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social and @devolverdigital.com. Giveaway ends Sept 14th - 6 PM PT. Early access available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3271280/...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Central planning doesn't work because a few bureaucrats can't allocate resources efficiently for a massive country. That's why we love the free market, where a few billionaires do that
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Ethan @ethanrawkes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me playing dark souls 2
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psplitty.bsky.social @psplitty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
College football week 0? Call me when we get Week Minus Zero
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