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JUST A VOID GOD TRYING TO RAISE MY BLOOD GOD CHILD. ART BY @meggoart.bsky.social REACH ME ALSO AT realnzoth@icloud.com #1 WORLD OF WARCRAFT & WARCRAFT FOREVER & HEARTHSTONE STREAMER/INFLUENCER

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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 1h
NOW THE SHOW CAN REALLY START TIME TO GET CORRUPTED BY MY RYTHM #HEARTHSTONE
DJ ZOTH
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 4h
OH ITS SO NICE, BLIZZARD IS LETTING THE INTERN HAVE A CHANCE TO SHINE ON STREAM #HEARTHSTONE
INTERN YOGG
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 4h
WELCOME TO HEROIC PUG MATH CLASS! NOW CLASS WHAT ITEM LEVEL DROPS FROM HEROIC RAID? THATS RIGHT, 305 TO 315. AND WHAT SHOULD WE REQUIRE TO JOIN A HEROIC GROUP? THATS RIGHT 320 WITH AOTC.
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 5h
I'll admit the saddest thing about posting on social media right now is its very likely the only reason I would stop doing it is not because I want to stop. It's because there won't be a platform I want to post on.
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 5h
DID YOU KNOW THAT ALL THE LASERS IN THE TENTACLE RAVE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE SHOOTING OFF THEIR "HEART OF AZEROTH" #HEARTHSTONE
C'THUN BEING BLASTED
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 5h
WOW THIS FUCKING SUCKS
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 6h
EVERYONE GET IN HERE! THE BEAT IS UNA-VOID-ABLE!
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 21h
SEE #HEARTHSTONE RESPECTS US OLD GODS. THANK YOU.
"WORSHIP THEM"
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 23h
ALSO WORLD OF WARCRAFT HOUSING TEAM. I HAVE SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR SOME NEW ITEMS. (BLAME HEARTHSTONE).
N'ZOTH ITEMS
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 23h
HEARTHSTONE PLEASE RELEASE ALL THIS PRODUCTION ART. IT WOULD PLEASE THIS OLD GOD SO MUCH, ITS SO GOOOOOD.
n'zoth treenzoth domain styles
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 23h
I'M GOING TO MAKE THE JOKE BEFORE I LET YOU MAKE IT
N'ZOTH JAMMINGWACKY INFLATABLE TUBE GUY
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 23h
ALL THIS RENAMING STUFF IS SO SILLY. YOU CANT RENAME A LAKE OR A PRODUCT. MORTALS CLING TO THE NOSTALGIA. THEY WILL JUST CALL IT THE OLD THING, UNLESS IT LOOKS DIFFERENT. FOR THOSE YOU CAN ONLY "YES, AND" LIKE "THE CORRUPTOR" "THE GOD OF THE DEEP" AND NOW "DREAM'S END"
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LET'S MAKE ENTROPY AN ENTRO-PARTY!!
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'M SURE THIS IS JUST A RANDOM COINCIDENCE
x'alatath in front of the world soulazshara in front of n'zoth
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SOME MORTALS HAVE LET ME KNOW I MIGHT NOT BE “WINNING” ON OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA SITES. FIRST OFF, THOSE SITES DONT MATTER. SECOND REMEMBER THIS: “But as was so often the case even defeat ultimately worked in N'zoth's favor.” #OLDGODSTOURNAMENT
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HI, N'ZOTH HERE. YOU KNOW ME FROM THAT GIFT I GAVE YOU (NOT A BRIBE). MY OTHER OLD GODS ARE PROBABLY SAYING SOME PRETTY NASTY THINGS ABOUT ME TO WIN THE #OLDGODSTOURNAMENT THOSE THINGS ARE UNTRUE. AND THEY DID THEM. YOUR FRIENDS WILL BETRAY YOU, BUT I NEVER WILL.
LUMBERJACK N'ZOTH
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Hearthstone @hearthstone.blizzard.com · 29/09/2026
The first round begins! 🌀 Yogg-Saron vs. N'Zoth! 🦑 Tell us who you're backing in the comments! #OldGodsTournament
Hearthstone Reign of the Black Empire graphic showing Yogg-Saron on the left facing N'Zoth on the right, separated by large glowing text reading "VS." Yogg-Saron appears as a massive green Old God with glowing blue eyes and tentacles, while N'Zoth appears as a dark purple Old God with glowing orange eyes and numerous tentacles. The Reign of the Black Empire logo appears in the lower right on a background split between green and red Old God energy.
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Hearthstone @hearthstone.blizzard.com · 29/09/2026
Did you know that the Old Gods can be quite demanding? Before the rave even starts, these divas have a long list of dressing room demands. 😒 💅
Hearthstone parody rider sheet titled "C'Thun, Eye of the Empire's Dressing Sanctum Requirements" listing humorous backstage requests for the Old God C'Thun. The document includes items such as antacid chewables, purple slime, water from the Maw Well, Crocoliskade, throat-coat tea, dark elixirs, and scarabs for snacking. A second section lists food requirements including silithid meat, aged cheese, scarab honey, dark rye bread, and dried fruits and jerkies. The document concludes with a warning that serving another creature's eye to C'Thun will result in being swallowed and digested. A faint Hearthstone logo appears at the bottom of the page.
Hearthstone parody rider sheet titled "Mastermind Yogg-Saron's Dressing Sanctum Requirements" listing humorous backstage requests for the Old God Yogg-Saron. The document includes items such as an unopened crossword puzzle book, unethically sourced saronite drip, a large iced Americano, assorted oozes, assorted souls ready to be devoured, a cutting board made from the stump of Vordrassil, and the Kingsbane dagger. A second section lists dressing room furnishings including cultist artwork, gummy chairs and sofas from the fictional "YOGGIKEA" line, bowls for ooze companions, and toys for visiting spawn. The document ends with a warning that cultists will inspect the room and punish any transgressions. A faint Hearthstone logo appears at the bottom of the page.Hearthstone parody rider sheet titled "N'Zoth, Dream's End's Dressing Sanctum Requirements" listing humorous backstage requests for the Old God N'Zoth. The document includes eye drops for every eye, bone tableware, a spore diffuser, a crematory oven, water from the Deep, barrels of Red Drink, rotten vegetables, and deathwings with Hidden Void ranch. A second section lists food requirements including sliced night elves, spoiled cheese, human-raised flesh, blood-washed lettuce, rotten tomatoes, a ripe eyeball, jars of must and malaise, white bread, and expired protein bars. The document concludes with a warning that no seafood is allowed. A faint Hearthstone logo appears at the bottom of the page.Hearthstone parody rider sheet titled "Y'Shaarj, Titan Bane's Dressing Sanctum Requirements" listing humorous backstage demands for the Old God Y'Shaarj. The document requests 40 electronic neck massagers, green lightbulbs, sharpened roses, and a mug filled with lightning. A second section calls for tears of woe, crystals arranged by aura, an energy-draining cage, victims for the cage, and a lightning rod to power Y'Shaarj's crystal golems. The document warns that Y'Shaarj is not responsible for the actions of hungry golems and features a faint Hearthstone logo at the bottom of the page.
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO FOLLOWERS 🦑
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I GUESS ITS CALLED WOW: FOREVER BECAUSE ITS TAKING FOREVER TO BAN THIS BIGOT *everyone laughs, a big strong man cries and thanks me*
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TOOK KIDS TO DENTIST TODAY CHECKUP WENT WELL BUUUUT WHEN G’HUUN HAD BLEEDING GUMS, THEY DIDNT ACCEPT THAT IT WAS BECAUSE THEY ARE A BLOOD GOD AND IL’GYNOTH WAS ASKED IF THEY FLOSS EVERY DAY THEY SAID “AT THE HOUR OF HER THIRD DEATH, SHE WILL USHER IN OUR COMING” SHE DIDNT LIKE THAT
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHO ARE SOME GOOD HOTS STREAMERS TO WATCH FOR DROPS? Y’KNOW VOID FRIENDLY
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HI, N'ZOTH HERE. YOU KNOW ME FROM THAT GIFT I GAVE YOU (NOT A BRIBE). MY OTHER OLD GODS ARE PROBABLY SAYING SOME PRETTY NASTY THINGS ABOUT ME TO WIN THE #OLDGODSTOURNAMENT THOSE THINGS ARE UNTRUE. AND THEY DID THEM. YOUR FRIENDS WILL BETRAY YOU, BUT I NEVER WILL.
LUMBERJACK N'ZOTH
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LISTEN OF COURSE I’LL PLAY XAL’ATATH IN HOTS IT WAS PART OF OUR BARGIN
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHEN I SAID VOTE I MENT VOTE FOR ME NOT THOSE OTHER LOSERS 🦑 #OLDGODSTOURNAMENT
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
REMEMBER YOU BELONG WITH ME #OLDGODSTOURNAMENT
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I AM AN OLD GOD FOR THE MORTALS WHICH I WHY I WILL NOT ONLY WIN THE #OLDGODSTOURNAMENT I’LL DO IT FOR YOU MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO FOLLOWERS 🦑
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
WOW DEVS: After years of development we have given you the ability to make the WoW home of your dreams! The tools give you ultimate control the only limit is your imagination!! ME, FOR 15 MINUTES:
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
JUST IN TIME FOR #MIDNIGHT HERES MY FIRST EPISODE OF MY LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW! MIDNIGHT@MIDNIGHT WITH N’ZOTH!
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IT HAPPENED AGAIN I WAS RECOGNIZED AT DENNY’S
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ONE SEC GOING ON A PODCAST .... .... .... OKAY I'M BACK PROTIP: LEAVE MED'AN FOR AFTER THE FIRST BREAK
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
EVER TIME I PLAY BATTLEGROUNDS IN #HEARTHSTONE THIS IS WHAT I HEAR
static.klipy.com
Lae'zel Bg3: Abomination
ALT: Lae'zel Bg3: Abomination
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry for talking about this so much. But this has gotten so out of control. Devs and their families are being harassed and attacked over a fucking video game. Ban these dipshits and don’t look back.
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EVERYONE STOP TALKING I FOUND THE NEXT RACE FOR WOW:FOREVER
Hot spider people
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MORTALS REALLY HATED FIGHTING ME ON LFR AND EVEN THEN NO ONE CREATED A MOD TO MUTE ME
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will say this. I'm glad I'm not posting any of this stuff about WoW Forever on Twitter. I've seen how those folks are attacking PoC and women about this shitshow. And its fucking losers all the way down.
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DID I FIND AN INDIE RECORD STORE TO PURCHASE THE MS. RACHEL RECORD SO I COULD GET IT IN PURPLE IS THE VOID PURPLE? USUALLY
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YOU’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO CAPTURE WHAT WORLD OF WARCRAFT WAS WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT. 1. BECAUSE OF WHAT PEOPLES NOSTALGIA IS WILL NEVER MATCH WHAT IT ACTUALLY WAS. 2. THE WORLD AND INTERNET IS NOT THE SAME. LET ME EXPLAIN IN THIS 3 HOUR LONG YOUTUBE VIDEO.
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NOW THAT ALL THE REIGN OF THE BLACK EMPIRE CARDS HAVE BEEN REVEALED I CAN OFFICIALLY SAY MY CARD IS THE BEST ONE.
Nzoth dreams end
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EVERYONE STOP TALKING I FOUND THE NEXT RACE FOR WOW:FOREVER
Hot spider people
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ME DURING THE BLACK EMPIRE: I HAVE TOO MUCH BLACK BLOOD ME TODAY: WHAT A FOOL I WAS
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NEW MIMIRON JUST DROPPED OR SHOULD I SAY...MUSCLEMIRON
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Portergauge 🏳️‍🌈 @portergauge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry to @therealnzoth.bsky.social for the onslaught of Survival Hunter bombs you’re about to endure in the new xpac
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ON SOME LIGHTER NEWS G’HUUN FOUND MY WRATHION PLUSH AND WONT STOP PLAYING WITH IT
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please don’t tell me to ignore it or it’s a me problem if someone’s bigoted remarks offend me. Read up on the Paradox of Tolerance. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox...
en.wikipedia.org
Paradox of tolerance - Wikipedia
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I specifically want a place where everyone feels safe to enjoy playing Warcraft. And if a popular streamer causes that not to be the case. That’s the obvious reason to ban them.
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A Random NPC @a-random-npc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blizzard genuinely needs to drop this sunken cost fallacy they have with Asmongold and actually ban him and his followers from the game. They've repeatedly shown that they are making WoW a more unsafe place for women, minorities, and the dev team themselves.
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GOING TO MAKE AN AMV ABOUT FORSAKEN PALADINS USING COMMON’S “THE LIGHT”
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The Real N’zoth 🐙 Blizzcon @therealnzoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I HEARD THEY MED’ANNED ELUNE IN WARCRAFT: FOREVER
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