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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
Q: Where are leaf blowers most commonly used? A: In leaf-dense areas directly outside your bedroom window. buff.ly/cMPX0Hg
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Frequently Asked Questions About Leaf Blowers
Q: Where are leaf blowers most commonly used? A: In leaf-dense areas directly outside your bedroom window. 9/21/25 9/25/26
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026
"Our internal polling indicates that football remains incredibly popular. Even the general idea of Charlie Brown successfully booting a football, which we concede has never come close to happening, nevertheless polls modestly well across most major neighborhood demographics." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
h/t to @delpheous.blacksky.app This is fantastic. This is also an exception to the "don't read the comments" rule.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
for fucking REAL. the depth of trauma for those undiagnosed with ADHD is real. not just the way we feel like we're constantly failing (because everyone is telling us we are) but not understanding WHY because we have no context to understand other people aren't struggling with the things we are.
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Ross @rossengineer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OpenAI is tempting federal prison sentences & the corporate death penalty for any more of this invasive horseshit. "An [AI Agent] must not make management decisions because an [AI Agent] is not accountable." No more "Oops, we crimed, tee-hee" from sloppy human management. It's garbage.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is why "I love Shavo" videos take over your feed. A spontaneous moment between a person and their pet, and the oxytocin rush is mutual.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/09/2026
"In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice. 'Whenever you feel like criticizing someone,' he told me, 'just remember that not everyone had the advantages you’ve had. Some people have never even eaten at Culver’s.'" (Happy birthday, Fitz!) buff.ly/5Pt4hve
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The Great Lakes Gatsby
“In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice. ‘Whenever you feel like criticizing someone,’ he told me, ‘just remember that not ev...
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Soumya Rangarajan, MD, MPP @soumya-goblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The “unchecked and unvetted” thousands moving to #Canada “number of doctors recruited ranged from 3 in Saskatchewan to 33 in Nova Scotia and 570 in Ontario. Ontario also recruited 2,300 nurses in 2025, while, all told, more than 580 health-care professionals accepted jobs in B.C. since March 2025”
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Provinces are turning to U.S. health-care workers to help with shortages. And it’s working | CBC
With shortages of nurses, physicians and other health workers, some provinces are actively recruiting U.S. health-care professionals — and they’re getting results.
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Tired Organizer Guy @leftandleaving7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Co-signed. The bitter tears of people who hate you and want to destroy your every legal protection taste pretty damn good. Drink up! The bigger they come, etc etc
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Mac & Charlie Crying in Smoking Jackets - Sunny
Alt: Mac & Charlie Crying in Smoking Jackets - Sunny making fun of someone off camera
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Stephen Robinson @playtyperguy.com · 24/09/2026
Democrats still refer to “MAGA Republicans” when discussing policies all Republicans support or actively enable. All this does is suggest that there are “normal” Republicans (like Lawler or Collins). It’s bad messaging but the Dem consultants won’t give it up.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dreaming big here but maybe they could even stop having dinners where he’s the guest of honor
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Todd Achilles, a veteran running for U.S. Senate in Idaho as an independent, has a new ad about starting wars.
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404 Media @404media.co · 24/09/2026
Cops followed EJ Carrion home and arrested him in his drive way one week after he said 'bullshit' at a county meeting in Texas. Here is that body cam footage. @mjgault.bsky.social reports: www.404media.co/watch-body-c...
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’d think rather than buy into some horseshit conservative fantasy, Dems would be finding other side issues to run on. Maybe talk about women dying of sepsis or going to jail because of draconian abortion laws. No dearth of horrible shit that the GOP is doing to talk about
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NewAccountWhoDis @newaccountwhothis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The best hope for America is that the median voter starts thinking like Hank Hill at the end of the episode, and not the start of the episode
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 22/09/2026
ok I just looked it up and its not just me noticing lol. this guy's explanation is similar to mine but he goes more in depth and also seems to actually know what he's talking about lol
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
According to the people who work at the Grant Cottage Historical Site on Mount McGregor, NY (the place where Grant spent his last weeks writing his memoirs and then died), Grant was mostly fine with this change for the most "boy" reason imaginable: he was never keen that his initials spelled "HUG".
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You guys realize that this YouTube channel almost certainly exists so that Trump can watch himself on the screen and feel super important and very cool whenever he wants to, right? @aelkus.bsky.social writers getting out of control
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Harvey Manfrenjensenden @whipchatterly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All prose composed since 2009 has striven to reach the heights achieved here and fallen well short.
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Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have great news for anyone worried that "Trump TV" is some kind of North Korean state-sponsored TV: Trumpers are too fucking lazy to do slick propaganda. Instead, they threw together an unwatchable automated feed of old Trump speeches & press conferences. www.youtube.com/live/A4gNgHf...
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TRUMP TV: The Essentials Station
YouTube video by The White House
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Changeling is glorious for the twists and turns it takes and the general moroseness of it all and I'd highly recommend it to anyone. You also get George C. Scott being George C. Scott!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
first day working as an intern at the department of chemtrails and my boss assigned me this new project where i sail to the edge of the world and he said i will fall off but will probably be fine??? kind of a weird thing to say lol
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Kathleen Lenihan @kathleenlenihan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The entire article is fantastic, but the writer's definition of a trad wife is *chef's kiss* perfection. "Those are conservative women who dress like the women in The Sound of Music, but without the opposition to the Anschluss."
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"My department has also dispatched three of our finest schooners to explore the part of our maps that say 'here be dragons.' We vow to get to the bottom of this mystery."
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like, right now?
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WAT
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And scene.
quote from 1984 where the party is always right.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Excuse me what
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Crab Wells @crabofdoom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is an older piece, but one of the first elements known of Final Fantasy XV before it came out was that the main character, Noctis, could feed stray cats.
Multi-panel comic of FFXV's Noctis giving a stray cat a dish of food. The cat begins following him, as he travels along. There is soon a small army of cats following him. Then a LARGE army (the Orange tabby and calico at the far right end are my late sibling cats, Murphy and Brigid.) The last panel has Noctis and his party overwhelmed by cats. Ignis says "Noct, this stray feeding is becoming a problem." Noctis responds "I can quit any time I want." Prompto is lint rolling fur off of Ignis while holding a cat and say "Yeah, that' you, Fluffy, Aaalll you."
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Milwaukee Madison Minneapolis--we are playing multiple nights in your towns in a month! The other half of the shows are sold out. Warn your enemies. Tell your friends. We need your help getting the word out! tmbg dot calm for deets and seats.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Republicans think it's "normal" to back a Senate candidate who was indicted for securities fraud, was impeached by members of his own party, was accused of bribery by his own aides and was sued by his wife for divorce "on biblical grounds" after a long-running affair.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Extremely important story. Predictive policing is a euphemistic way of saying DHS is doing pre-crime, because of its improper access to your data. As @jakelaperruque.bsky.social says here, this takes a sledgehammer to the concept of probable cause of the commission of a crime. It can’t be reformed.
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Steve King♿️ @stevemking.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Still the best
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.
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DC Cassandra @dccassandra.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m saving this to watch every few hours on a really bad day when I’ll need it.
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Narrative Matters (@itsnarrative on Twitter) @narrativematters.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Have you heard about the Confederate Les Misérables translation?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/09/2026
worth tying this into the political economy of the slave south as well. from roughly the 1820s onwards, slavery became enormously lucrative in ways that had never been seen before. slave traders became millionaires. large planters had tremendous purchasing power. just huge amounts of wealth.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Babe, do you want to kiss in front of the Leia Choking Jabba The Hutt statue at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art 😳👉👈
Leia Choking Jabba The Hutt statue at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
skint
a crude drawing of a cowboy leaning on a fence saying "Sometimes I lookit th' cows, knowin' they're goin' t' the slaughterhouse an i think about what'd be like if i got flayed, rent skin from flesh-
agonizing pain, yessir, but in a sense, liberatin', free from the confines, the pain, the shame of my body, of myself.
Mm-hmm."
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Minilla Jovovich 🍉 read Merynthia's Master ⚔️🪱🐦 @minillajovovich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
U may not like it but the ideal depiction and vibes for Gotham is The Addams Family + Q: The Winged Serpent
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 02/09/2026
xkcd weighs in on Trump's views on trade...
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Indies will save us" No! YOU WILL SAVE INDIES! Go leave a review for that neat indie game you like, share the trailer for an upcoming game you're anticipating, tell your fave developer they did a good job, go tell people about such and such game that's just come out, you can make a difference!
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