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@porcupineq.bsky.social
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 1h
Went to see Big Girls Don’t Cry and forgot my glasses. No idea what any of the text messages in it said. Anyway, it was beautiful and sad and you should remember your glasses and see it.
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Michel Mulipola @bloodysamoan.bsky.social · 16h
Getting fired up for Māngere at the Māngere Arts Centre Fa'afetai tele lava to the organisers of tonight's Meet the Candidates event and to everyone for turning up tonight Make sure you, your family and your friends are enrolled to vote by 25 Oct!
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Hayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 22h
"I'd really like to be recognised for my journalism outside of New Zealand" *monkey's paw curls*
John Oliver quoting me on Kiwibank's sexy green-haired sheep Buck
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 23h
Tonight's segment of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver featuring Kiwibank's Buck the Sheep:
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
are Tesla owners aware they don’t have to tell the Facebook group everything
Tesla Model Y group • Join Frances Newton Griner • 1d • G
Just want to report I am 84 and boyfriend 89. We were on a long trip in my Tesla from Central Florida to Northern Indiana to see our families. Had a great time.
Tesla did a wonderful job. Sadly to say on the 12 day, and almost home, my friend lost his balance going up the curb at McDonalds and fell backwards onto the concrete. Severe head trauma and he passed away. So sad, but will try to only remember all of our happy times.@

Photo: smiling older woman in Tesla next to older man who looks dead already
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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What The Fukc Is Happening? @dudeseriouslywtf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love Anti-Fascist Humans. Especially artistic ones. #nzpol ##VoteGreenPartyAotearoa26 #DitchThePricksIn26
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The Spinoff @thespinoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why doesn’t anyone know anything about Balu Brigada?
thespinoff.co.nz
Why doesn’t anyone know anything about Balu Brigada?
The New Zealand band has millions of streams, plays major international festivals and counts Jimmy Kimmel as a fan. So why are they still so unknown...
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Playing @ San Fran on Dec 4 if you’re in Welly parkrd.bandcamp.com/track/floodl...
parkrd.bandcamp.com
Floodlights, by PARK RD
from the album Boyhood
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Will the farmers have to pass a drug test?
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The neighbours have really pissed off their baby today
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
C.M. Luxon is telling spoooky socialist stories again! You can read his full story here, if you DARE: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/christophe...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
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🐻Iona🐻 @bewarethefish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The downfall of many businesses is not knowing who the fuck their customers are
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/10/2026
a cool thing you can do when you see something online is be like ah ok then go and do something else
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is the future @michaelhobbes.bsky.social wants 😔
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every time you get woken up after midnight by a boy racer or boy motorcyclist, you should receive one free set of road spikes
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This.
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Sunreturn @sunreturn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For the past decade @tonylstamp.bsky.social has been bashfully uploading minimal electronica, field recordings and aural experiments to Soundcloud & Bandcamp. Now teamed up with Sunreturn, he shares Belladonna Of Sadness, the new single from new album ‘creases’ out digitally on November 3.
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This guy killed his children right? Have I got the wrong end of the stick? What is this dudeonjetski.jpg shit? www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
Children and dad who were found dead in South Auckland named
Neighbours, librarians and police have gathered to remember a dad and his two young children, as a South Auckland community grapples with the tragedy.
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Peter Sime @petesi.me · 05/10/2026
#nzpol
The 4 panel meme of a pigeon doing stand-up. The pigeon says, "I'm announcing a new road". An audience member heckles the pigeon saying "Boo. Get better material!" The pigeon, visibly distressed and speechless consults cue cards, which just say "Roads, roads,roads..."
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 04/10/2026
still odd how giant new zealand outlets like 1NEWS report on a story like this, going out of their way to minimize webworm's involvement. to be clear: we led the reporting, & there WOULD BE NO REPORTING if we hadn't broken the story after a year of research: www.webworm.co/multiverse/
one news report from last week
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Has anyone filled out the host a sign for the Greens form and actually gotten a sign put up?
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Madame Mayhem @imakemovies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This really isn't helping New Zealand shake its "sheep-shagger" stereotype
thespinoff.co.nz
Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
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Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait do we have our own Hawks incident
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s not a real debate unless they’re all hooked up to lie detectors and wearing shock collars
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/3NsyjB...
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Jacobsons
Gilla Band · Pugnello · Song · 2026
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henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Farewell Kei. I will miss your backhand and non-sequitur interview answers
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Btw, I got your new James Bond right here
actor Aaron Pierre
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
90% of the bands who tour here are Gen X/boomer artists. You can resist commenting that you don’t know any of the bands announced for a festival not designed for you.
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Craig M. Ranapia @craigmranapia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know this is a really uncomfortable convo to have, but we can't keep pretending that justice in this country is colour-blind. Tell me with a straight face that Arthur Finegan would have received the sympathy of the court if he Maori/Pasifika and had brutally assaulted a whitefella. #nzpol
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Jennifer @jennifilm.nz · 29/09/2026
I’d far rather a finance minister that sees the purpose of the role as supporting everyday New Zealanders who are quite literally dying on the streets over one who thinks the role of finance minister is Not Spending Too Much
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te pua o te rēinga @cucumber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this video has everything (carpool coalition on instagram) #nzpol
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Tony Lastname @rivernewstc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😎🪴🌵 fore, five, six ..
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
unsanitarynapkin.bandcamp.com/album/the-ba...
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The Balls Are Back In Town, by Unsanitary Napkin
7 track album
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Gauche Vibes @nedgilmore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Interviewer: 'So on your application you said... what are you doing?' Me: *plugging in air fryer*
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone bitching about this obviously doesn’t get woken up throughout the night by hideously noisy cars and bikes. Oh you sleep like a baby? Congrats.
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LIP @l11p.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the level of opinion column Stuff thinks you deserve
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
curbsidelambsear.bandcamp.com/track/avril
curbsidelambsear.bandcamp.com
Avril, by Curbside Lambsear
from the album Put Rings On All My Fingers To Weigh Down My Hands
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t be left sitting on the sidelines, make sure you’re enrolled to vote!
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finding out my crush on the bus driver is unrequited when she takes off before I’ve sat down
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Emma @porcupineq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fact that a portal to hell didn’t immediately open under the desk where Ryan Bridge, Josie Pagani & Simon Bridges were sitting is proof that there is no god.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All of this, from @joshtpm.bsky.social talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/we-di...
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Jason The PPW Sound Guy also the 🐆🐻 is my champion... Sadly @jasonallonby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mr Mamdani look out Trump is right between you! Oh no, he can't hear us because his airpods are in!
Trump sneaking up on Mamdani
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