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@maoiststden.bsky.social
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As featured on Stuff.co.nz. Fluent in Maoist Standard English with a Kiwi accent. All opinions stated is that of Lenin's preserved body. DMs open. @MaoistStdEn on Twitter.

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The Spinoff @thespinoff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Buck the Sheep - why is everyone posting Buck the Sheep? Why is Kiwibank issuing copyright strikes? This thread is a quick run down on the events that lead to the green sheep craze gripping New Zealand Twitter this week (art credit goes to @impwurt on X)
hand-drawn rendition of Kiwibank sheep Buck, heavily based on the painting 'Anguish' by August Friedrich Schenck (1878). the death of her ownself when born depicts the ouroboric nature of the state-owned bank's mascot
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three Kiwibank staffers cornered me at the Pak ‘n Save beer and wine section today and they showed this picture of Buck the Sheep and said “you will never have this.” Then one of the staffers took my wallet, took my Kiwibank debit card out and shredded it as they walked away.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Be there or be square
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How it feels to be furry artist that draws sheep on Bluesky:
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’d like to apologise to the furry artists on Bluesky for causing Kiwibank to issue false DMCA take down requests on all sheep furry art. They may have got pissed that I popularised their green sheep mascot to the wider internet.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made my own Shroomjak of Luxon
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine building your entire party around a flagship Land Value Tax policy and then you release your bottom lines and there is not even a hint of any sort of tax reform or UBI in it. Like at this point rename Opportunity to the Cuckfidence and Suckply Party.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The 2030 state visit by Chlöe Swarbrick to the People’s Republic of China
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes I'm excited for New Zealand bottled Dr Pepper. Yes I'm a Maoist. We exist.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neue ᛋᛋtealand Ta卍payerᛋᛋ' Union
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rolleston is the ultimate Coworker Town of New Zealand
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think breaking up Foodstuffs will not fix the underlying causes of high grocery prices but I think it's a terrific idea because all the supermarket owners are posting the same template sob story on social media to try and convince the public why they shouldn't be broken up.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Medieval Peasant with Irritable Bowel Syndrome
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm not a Incorporated Society Constitution Liberal, I'm actually a Trust Deed Stalinist
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Glen McConnell writes ‘comrade’ in jest, but no one has ever swiftly liquidated the fascist small business owner class and their companies quite like Comrade Luxon has since taking power in 2023.
Picture of Nicola Willis and Chris Luxon standing next to each other in a press conference, title says 'Comrade' Luxon wins the first supermarket race.
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Smith K. Stead @smithkstead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW ON EXIT FROM AFFCO: The CRL Sans Rose Tint Investigating what the project, past new trains and train stations, could mean for Auckland's future, and whose shaping it smithkstead.substack.com/p/the-crl-sa...
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The CRL Sans Rose Tint
Looking past the hype at what else the CRL might bring, and the future of Auckland CBD
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Took this picture of Rangiora on my flight last week
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leisurevictim.bsky.social @leisurevictim.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I will vote for whichever party pledges to end Closer Economic Relations with Australia to stop all my friends moving to Melbourne
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Woke New Zealand guy who refuses to support the national football team in their match against Iran today because they are called the 'All Whites'
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ramiel @ramiels.me · 24/05/2026
Bus payment terminal out of service
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Magnifying Glass Gem
ALT: Magnifying Glass Gem
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Socialism in one postcode
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
New Zealand is assembling a fleet to blockade the Straight of Hormuz
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ramiel @ramiels.me · 12/04/2026
society
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A portrait of the New Zealand Government in 2026
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This stickman advertisement is really putting the SS in PaKKK n SSlave
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Critical support to NZTA for defunding the police
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Waterfowl
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Quackcels
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Friendship, the best investment we can ever make
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Just got dust in my eyes from the hot wind
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Tweets from the future: I stopped PC Gaming because my graphics card was contributing to the New Zealand Energy Crisis of 2026 (I had to pay a $500 power bill despite rolling blackouts) (Thanks Luxon)
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I should just subtweet people on here because most of my twitter oomfs aren’t on here lol
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Standing at the university bus stop despite graduating 3 years ago just to feel something
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I hope my final meal before I die is a Steak and Cheese pie made by a Cambodian baker that speaks in an incredibly thick New Zealand accent
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
rare W for COINTELPRO from a legendary conversation between Bhakti Shringarpure and Mahmood Mamdani (h/t Silke-Marie Weineck)
BS: How was that? How long were you in jail? 

MM: One night. They let you make one phone call, and I called the Ugandan Ambassador in Washington, DC, talked to him, and he said, “What are you doing interfering in the affairs of a foreign country?” I said, “What? We just got our independence! This is the same struggle. Have you forgotten?” Anyway, he got me out. Two or three weeks later, I was in my room. There was a knock at the door. Two gentlemen in trench coats and hats said, “FBI.” I thought, “Wow, just like on television.” They sat down. They were there to find out why I had gone – because this turned out to be big – it is after Montgomery that King organized his march on Selma. They wanted to know who had influenced me. After one hour of probing, the guy said, “Do you like Marx?” 

I said, “I haven’t met him.” 

Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” 

“Wow, what happened?” 

“No, no, he died long ago.” 

I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?”  

“No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.”  

I said, “Sounds amazing.” 

I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
No one says 'cost of living' anymore, they just give you The Stare
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
In America, we bomb other countries only when the stock markets are closed to prevent panic trading.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Everyone talks about the Transatlantic accent but no one ever talks about the Transpacific accent - Kiwis that grew up in New Zealand but were online enough that they have incorporated some American features in their speech.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
15 minute city, 15 minute beer, 15 dollar pint
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
This long weekend I’m going to crash my car into another and cause a multiple-vehicle pileup on the State Highway 1 Southern Motorway to do my part in contributing to the holiday road toll #kiwiana #roadtoll #backontrack #delays #onelaneopen
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Haven't solo watched any life changing films/shows in a quite a while. I also think I've exhausted most of the kino that prominently feature characters that I can relate to on a personal level. Things are looking rough at the moment.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Australian politicians crashing out hard in Parliament because the kids are answering civics exams in perfect Wokeinese instead of whatever chud propaganda language this is
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I love waking up because everyday is a new episode of the Great American Crashout 2025 #greatamericancrashout
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I've come to realize that in the past 2 months I've slowly come to have the same film watching habits as Joseph Stalin
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I wish I could share a cigarette with a bird (sparrow)
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
All sniffer and police dogs are chud dogs.
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The only way to stop a good guy with a stable centre-left administration is a bad guy with a stable centre-left administration
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Postcode Apparatchik @maoiststden.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Anti Grinch Action
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