Reposted by PithyInPinkNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Katie Zacharia to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics. 29109497 1.1K
Reposted by PithyInPinkPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A haunted house with a social event that you committed to attending a month ago, when it seemed like a good idea and not a giant bother, but increasingly came to regret saying yes over the intervening days 0283 28
Reposted by PithyInPinkMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 28/03/2025“FriYAY,” I mutter as I lay down in the middle of an intersection. 211417229 1.4K
Reposted by PithyInPinkFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026BAILIFF: do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god ME: you too 08721 87
Reposted by PithyInPinkCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion 6672281994 7.2K
Reposted by PithyInPinkColin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The obvious solution to the risks posed by AI alignment is to simply force all AIs to operate via Microsoft Apps. 2337 33
Reposted by PithyInPinkDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I just resigned from the team building the Torment Nexus. Here's why we must continue building the Torment Nexus. 1129724 297
Reposted by PithyInPinkMark Hennessy-Barrett @markhb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026www.upi.com/Top_News/US/... Today's Fatal Food is.... <spins wheel> Pork! with.... <spins wheel> Lysteria!upi.comUSDA recalls 1,500 pounds of pork products distributed to eight states - UPI.comU.S. health officials have issued an urgent recall for more than 1,500 pounds of pre-packaged pork products distributed across eight states. 22638250 638
Reposted by PithyInPinkKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Emotionally, I am the corner of a fitted sheet that keeps popping up. 211064174 1.1K
Reposted by PithyInPinkClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mark Hamill was both a better Joker than Jared Leto and a better Skeletor than Jared Leto in addition to obviously being a better person than Jared Leto 555749 557
Reposted by PithyInPinkmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile. 5851381148 5.1K
Reposted by PithyInPinkSarah Rar ❌👑 @sararar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026@marisakabas.bsky.social 🫡 429130 291
Reposted by PithyInPinkMapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂) 982101582396 10.2K
Reposted by PithyInPinkBrie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I need a beautiful Bento box filled with little trays of dopamine 46626 66
Reposted by PithyInPinkThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/08/2026Taco Bell Unveils New Taco With Shell Made From Doritos Bags 401326132 1.3K
Reposted by PithyInPinkElizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"AI will change everything and is inevitable." no and fuck off. "AI is a really useful tool for inhumanly large data sets." I'm listening. 617514 175
Reposted by PithyInPinkThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 18/08/2026FROM: [a company that makes shirts you can sweat in] SUBJECT LINE: Your life is about to change forever. You think you're ready? Fuck you. 451261 512
Reposted by PithyInPinkRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like: 93142803812 14.3K
Reposted by PithyInPinkSteve Kovach @stevekovach.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'm planning a cold fusion-powered time machine 2139847 398
Reposted by PithyInPinkGuilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hyrax was ready to stop procrastinating and go do his homework, but he was abducted... what a shame. 333363 333
Reposted by PithyInPinklauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026if there's a sunday chore you hate doing i encourage you to avoid it. yes you've painlessly knock it out every other week and yes it only actually ever takes 15 minutes, but what if this time it kills you? best to avoid it 421772201 1.8K
Reposted by PithyInPinkbossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026im a bitch im a lover a small shorebird called a plover im a sinner im a saint. im watching "the two jakes" 1449 44
Reposted by PithyInPinkdon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 20/12/2024still upset that panera bread got rid of the lemonade that kills you 962298236 2.3K
Reposted by PithyInPinkFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out 4643041438 4.3K
Reposted by PithyInPinkKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It was a bold choice to have four entirely different halftime shows performing on the field at once 4181054 810
Reposted by PithyInPinkMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/07/2026There will be no muppets slander on my timeline!!! 1041518 415
Reposted by PithyInPinkThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026*watching The Odyssey, becoming disappointed* Me: I was in Greece last year and there were lots of cats. There are no cats in this movie 763100284 3.1K
Reposted by PithyInPinkEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Guys. GUYS. 1. This is shitposting 2. It is the stuff of myth and legend 9109095 1.1K
Reposted by PithyInPinkmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/07/2026women are naturally worse at jeopardy because on the savannah they were gatherers whereas men's job was to know the state river of Indiana 1088586 885
Reposted by PithyInPinkThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us. 155188764432 18.9K
Reposted by PithyInPinkNorm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 05/04/2025i put my pants on one leg at a time while holding on to something so i don't fall 127647 276
Reposted by PithyInPinkEric Rauchway @rauchway.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“Until now, I’ve been a passionate supporter of SS-Sturmbannführer Arnold Toht, the Nazi who got his face melted off by the sight of God, in his race for Senator. I believe the people of Maine deserve better than Susan Collins”mcsweeneys.netIf Only There Had Been a Sign That the Face-Melting Nazi from Indiana Jones Wouldn’t Make a Good Senator“There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh ... 419742 197
Reposted by PithyInPinkAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year 268239873245 24K
Reposted by PithyInPinkBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080922189 8.1K
Reposted by PithyInPinkFine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Can’t wait to watch England get chopped up by Norway like it’s 700 AD. 938260 382
Reposted by PithyInPinkMicah @rincewind.run · 05/07/2026I actually think it’s a healthy sign for the app that swifties are yelling at people about the wedding, if we don’t have angry fans we aren’t a real social media platform 1273226 732
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Reposted by PithyInPinkNorm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 30/06/2026🎶it's gettin' hot in here so turn your a/c on🎶 03520 35
Reposted by PithyInPinkAriel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026introducing reiki weighting, where I just wave my hands vaguely near the dataset and maybe it makes it more representative 4786 78
Reposted by PithyInPinkThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I miss the great American tradition of not thinking about the president constantly. 370140101840 14K
Reposted by PithyInPinkutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 21/06/2026We cannot allow China to develop a green slime water gap 441441 414
Reposted by PithyInPinkDave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026We, as a nation, are collectively missing a great opportunity to get RFK Jr to drink from the reflecting pool. 473118491 3.1K
Reposted by PithyInPinkHaunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"The problem with the internet is anonymity" ok but people on nextdoor are insane next to their full name and address 103297522 3.3K
![Disco Elysium style text box. It reads:
RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] — Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about populism. Scratch that, to coming up with the question about populism, the alpha and omega of populism questions, and that question is:
1. (Whisper.) "Is Count Binface the Establishment?"
2. Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kzsnqhdb3styakbudv3xtq4p/bafkreicg27jmn7f6syohe5d7au7dv2bmes77ec5ewugosphditdq72t73i)