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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 3h
4th grade field trip. A friend bought herself a super caffeinated soda (Jolt, I believe) and started acting silly after drinking it. Someone said "Can you imagine if Piper drank one of those?" Someone else said, "It'd probably turn her normal."
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23h
girls only want one thing and it is a single aspect of human life that has not been intentionally made worse in the interest of chasing limitless profit
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Spouse's response to the drop in bot traffic after the data center strike: "Was their redundancy that bad?"
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For best results after seasonal vaccinations you should do the dance along with this video
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Damien Robitaille, Gurdeep Pandher & Suki perform and dance to PUMP UP THE JAM by Technotronic
YouTube video by Damien Robitaille
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
how to find a dietician
how to find a dietician: type what you're eating into social media and one will arrive shortly
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The toyota lovebirds drive me insane. They should be the same size and pretty much the same colors too. If either of them is more muted (orange instead of red) it should be the female.
The Toyota Lovebirds Tom, and Tawny
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 10/10/2026
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
grateful I had the foresight to marry a “I’d rather make toast with a Bic lighter than own a toaster with a touchscreen” software engineer, and not a “honey the new microwave records us constantly and has access to all our banking information, isn’t that great” software engineer
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Finally, something we agree on."
Mrs Tweedy from Chicken run
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These mindful eating tips are posted on campus in a place I go by frequently and the longer I look at it the stupider it gets. The first two are fine, #3 is not a tip(?), 4 is passable, 5 is tautology, 6 isn't about eating, and 7 is just a synonym
7 Mindful Eating Tips
1. Shift out of "autopilot eating"
2. Take mindful bites
3. Mindful eating support
4. Mindfully check-in
5. Think mindfully
6. Mindful speech
7. Attentive eating
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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Death is kind of a pervert.
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wild they never design an AI to, say, fight with health insurance companies for me to make sure a procedure is covered, and they focus all their efforts toward liberating me from the parts of my life that have the most meaning
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fraggle rock coordinates
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Baby pigeons are real. They are also, if you can believe it, way stupider than adult pigeons. I watched this guy almost walk in-front of a train.
A baby pigeon
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All the weird dietary crazes are great for certain segments who are underserved. I love all the stupid food trends and am so happy we have so many tools to feed people with 🥰
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure young men who are building muscle benefit from added protein, but they can be healthy and well-muscled even at lower levels of protein intake. For older people protein needs increase with age and higher levels of dietary protein are necessary to mitigate age-related muscle loss.
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who you think needs a high protein diet, vs who _really_ needs a high protein diet.
A muscular young manA thin old woman
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Double checked with the secretary of state website to make sure I'm still registered and there wasn't any funny business with my registration azsos.gov/elections/vo...
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Voters | Arizona Secretary of State
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you blame me?
Jim Henson's "death" stares with bright blue eyes from inside the bag in which he was trapped
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jim Henson's The Storyteller: The Soldier and Death
Jim Henson's The Storyteller The Soldier and Death, A soldier is surrounded by tiny red demons with wings and horns
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've done it! I've become fun at parties 🙃 A friend talking excitedly about some candy she brought to share: "The label says it's ethical, and single-source, and plant based..." Me: "none of those are legally protected terms"
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just feel like there's a lot of white trucks on my street. Is this a normal amount?
A photo of a suburban street with 6 white trucks highlighted by red arrowsphoto of a suburban street with 3 white trucks highlighted
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Recent escapades with roof rats has led me to the realization that the "Oh rats!" exclamation probably derived from people actually complaining about real rats
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Alicia @heyalicia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw this today and immediately thought of this article I read in 2019 that talks about not only why trees haven’t been planted but also why they’ve been actively removed in lower income areas: placesjournal.org/article/shad...
Requests to deforest are common in heavily policed areas, where shade is perceived as a magnet for drug dealing and prostitution. In the early 2000s, the L.A. Police Department began installing security cameras in high-crime areas of the city, and it asked city crews to cut back trees that obscured sightlines. Eventually, street cops submitted so many requests that the overwhelmed forestry department started recommending tree removal in places where "regular maintenance" was not feasible.
Officially, the city has no policy about removing shade for surveillance purposes, but it happens: public housing courtyards, including Jordan Downs's, are bare of trees, and when a new pole camera goes up in a public park, the mature canopy around it vanishes. On private property, the approach is more informal. "It's not that the police have the authority to say, you can't plant trees here," explained Michael Pinto, a principal at NAC Architecture who specializes in community design-build projects. "It's that they have convinced community leaders that, if you want to save your community, you can't have too many trees, because it restricts [the police's] ability to do their jobs." Conspicuously, there are no benches. I asked Agence Ter landscape designer Lauren Hamer about that. Shade creates shelter, she said. "And Los Angeles obviously has a very conflicted position towards creating shelter in the public realm," which is reflected in attitudes toward homelessness. "Public spaces need to be open, so that people can move across them, as opposed to gathering there." She cited a failed 1986 proposal by James Wines, which would have transformed the park into a miniature of the city itself - a "magic carpet" of different micro-climates, each module locked in a grid. Although Wines won an open design competition, his park was never funded or built. Hamer said she thought that was because it would be too inviting: "a place for people to hang out."It's easy to see how this hostile design reflected the values of the peak automobile era, but there is more going on here. The destruction of urban refuge was part of a long-term strategy to discourage gay cruising, drug use, and other
"shady" activities downtown. In 1964, business owners sponsored another redesign that was intended, in the hyperbolic words of the Los Angeles Times, to finally clear out the "deviates and criminals." The city removed the perimeter benches and culled even more palms and shade trees, so that office workers and shoppers could move through the park without being "accosted by derelicts and 'bums." Sunlight was weaponized. "Before long, pedestrians will be walking through, instead of avoiding, Pershing Square," the Times declared. "And that is why parks are built."")
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Sarah @sarahjwh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"the people who are the most “polarized” in the U.S. electorate are those who are racist and sexist, and those who oppose racists and sexists."
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Frankenstein Iscariot @deaconblues1979.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem with society is nobody wants to be a ham for Halloween anymore
Scout from To Kill A Mockingbird dressed as a ham and yeah, I know it was for a school play and not for Halloween, come on, I am from the South, give me some credit
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you. I have now listened to it, and the discourse is still beyond me. I think it's time for me to diminish and go into the west or something like that.
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being out of touch with pop culture gives social clout these days? Am I finally effortlessly cool? The youths are unfathomable. OldManYellsAtCloud.jpeg
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't even know what song we're talking about. I've scrolled through lots of replies and quote posts, and it sounds like maybe it's an Ed Sheeran song? People keep mentioning Angine de Poitrine too? Is it them? It's top of the charts? Which charts? There's like 50 different charts.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bad news guys stuff only gets done if you do it
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I started voice lessons, mostly with the goal of not embarrassing myself when I sing in public. However, the activities done in voice lessons are so viscerally awkward & embarrassing that I expect to be inured to feeling embarrassment at all by the time I'm done.
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Running a review session about probability for a math class and the boy or girl paradox (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_or_...) left this running through my head.
Fake text message based on the "I have one daughter" song by lewky. "You have any kids?"
"yes, i have 1 daughter. how about you?"
"I have two children. At least one of them is a boy. What is the probability that both children are boys? If you don't mind me asking"
"... i don't understand..."
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🪲 @premeemohamed.com 👀
Screenshot of a Twitter post by @PoorMatty, 5 Sep 20:

'Think of three friends. If none of them are beetles, you are a beetle.'

Screenshot of text, with the last sentence circled in red. : 

'Insect species are divided up into 32 orders. The largest group is beetles, with about 500,000 different species. One out of every four animals on the planet is a beetle.'
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My first choice is "zero billionaires," but if I can't have that I'll take "billionaires with night terrors of guillotines trying to buy off the public."
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sure, we wind up with "Henry Ford funds square dance in schools because Jazz is a Jewish plot to indoctrinate kids into socializing with black people," but
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We named our cat Theta. She passed away in 2020, but I think about her every time I do trigonometry.
sine of theta, but the greek letter theta is replaced by a cat face.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice world you’ve got here. Be a shame if it was completely ruined by evil ghouls beyond your control
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 23/09/2026
we could just make this all illegal. i think about that a lot
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's not "nerdy" to like Star Wars and it never was.
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Adam K. K. Figueira @akkfigueira.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OK, LDS/Mormon friends, I need help. Years ago I saw a church musical production that had a song in it that I really liked, but I have never been able to find any evidence that it existed. I thought I knew the production, but I can't find it. Here is how I remember the lyrics:
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Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'll believe in "rain" when I see it with my own two eyes.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still from The Secret of Nimh.
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