Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 3h4th grade field trip. A friend bought herself a super caffeinated soda (Jolt, I believe) and started acting silly after drinking it. Someone said "Can you imagine if Piper drank one of those?" Someone else said, "It'd probably turn her normal." 020
Reposted by PipergolicJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23hgirls only want one thing and it is a single aspect of human life that has not been intentionally made worse in the interest of chasing limitless profit 5566152
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Spouse's response to the drop in bot traffic after the data center strike: "Was their redundancy that bad?" 000
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026For best results after seasonal vaccinations you should do the dance along with this videoyoutube.comDamien Robitaille, Gurdeep Pandher & Suki perform and dance to PUMP UP THE JAM by TechnotronicYouTube video by Damien Robitaille 010
Reposted by Pipergolicdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/10/2026how to find a dietician 01017
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The toyota lovebirds drive me insane. They should be the same size and pretty much the same colors too. If either of them is more muted (orange instead of red) it should be the female. 130
Reposted by PipergolicJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 10/10/2026grateful I had the foresight to marry a “I’d rather make toast with a Bic lighter than own a toaster with a touchscreen” software engineer, and not a “honey the new microwave records us constantly and has access to all our banking information, isn’t that great” software engineer 844550
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026These mindful eating tips are posted on campus in a place I go by frequently and the longer I look at it the stupider it gets. The first two are fine, #3 is not a tip(?), 4 is passable, 5 is tautology, 6 isn't about eating, and 7 is just a synonym 330
Reposted by PipergolicMonkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Death is kind of a pervert. 162
Reposted by PipergolicSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wild they never design an AI to, say, fight with health insurance companies for me to make sure a procedure is covered, and they focus all their efforts toward liberating me from the parts of my life that have the most meaning 526845
Reposted by PipergolicRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026fraggle rock coordinates 823847
Reposted by PipergolicDave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK" 9878932125
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Baby pigeons are real. They are also, if you can believe it, way stupider than adult pigeons. I watched this guy almost walk in-front of a train. 010
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026All the weird dietary crazes are great for certain segments who are underserved. I love all the stupid food trends and am so happy we have so many tools to feed people with 🥰 130
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sure young men who are building muscle benefit from added protein, but they can be healthy and well-muscled even at lower levels of protein intake. For older people protein needs increase with age and higher levels of dietary protein are necessary to mitigate age-related muscle loss. 010
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Who you think needs a high protein diet, vs who _really_ needs a high protein diet. 120
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Double checked with the secretary of state website to make sure I'm still registered and there wasn't any funny business with my registration azsos.gov/elections/vo...azsos.govVoters | Arizona Secretary of State 010
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jim Henson's The Storyteller: The Soldier and Death 100
Reposted by PipergolicDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 31128183994
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've done it! I've become fun at parties 🙃 A friend talking excitedly about some candy she brought to share: "The label says it's ethical, and single-source, and plant based..." Me: "none of those are legally protected terms" 030
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just feel like there's a lot of white trucks on my street. Is this a normal amount? 110
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Recent escapades with roof rats has led me to the realization that the "Oh rats!" exclamation probably derived from people actually complaining about real rats 010
Reposted by Pipergolicworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent 10161171709
Reposted by PipergolicJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 14343591079
Reposted by PipergolicAlicia @heyalicia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I saw this today and immediately thought of this article I read in 2019 that talks about not only why trees haven’t been planted but also why they’ve been actively removed in lower income areas: placesjournal.org/article/shad... 085
Reposted by PipergolicSarah @sarahjwh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"the people who are the most “polarized” in the U.S. electorate are those who are racist and sexist, and those who oppose racists and sexists." 152
Reposted by Pipergolichammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 359209135043
Reposted by PipergolicFrankenstein Iscariot @deaconblues1979.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem with society is nobody wants to be a ham for Halloween anymore 613429
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thank you. I have now listened to it, and the discourse is still beyond me. I think it's time for me to diminish and go into the west or something like that. 010
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Being out of touch with pop culture gives social clout these days? Am I finally effortlessly cool? The youths are unfathomable. OldManYellsAtCloud.jpeg 121
Reposted by Pipergolicweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322533
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't even know what song we're talking about. I've scrolled through lots of replies and quote posts, and it sounds like maybe it's an Ed Sheeran song? People keep mentioning Angine de Poitrine too? Is it them? It's top of the charts? Which charts? There's like 50 different charts. 240
Reposted by PipergolicBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bad news guys stuff only gets done if you do it 1925685
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I started voice lessons, mostly with the goal of not embarrassing myself when I sing in public. However, the activities done in voice lessons are so viscerally awkward & embarrassing that I expect to be inured to feeling embarrassment at all by the time I'm done. 010
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Running a review session about probability for a math class and the boy or girl paradox (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_or_...) left this running through my head. 010
Reposted by PipergolicNatee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🪲 @premeemohamed.com 👀 727774
Reposted by PipergolicNome @nome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My first choice is "zero billionaires," but if I can't have that I'll take "billionaires with night terrors of guillotines trying to buy off the public." 3496101
Reposted by PipergolicNome @nome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sure, we wind up with "Henry Ford funds square dance in schools because Jazz is a Jewish plot to indoctrinate kids into socializing with black people," but 631730
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We named our cat Theta. She passed away in 2020, but I think about her every time I do trigonometry. 010
Reposted by Pipergolicdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nice world you’ve got here. Be a shame if it was completely ruined by evil ghouls beyond your control 253494
Reposted by Pipergolicjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 23/09/2026we could just make this all illegal. i think about that a lot 320722
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's not "nerdy" to like Star Wars and it never was. 020
Reposted by PipergolicAdam K. K. Figueira @akkfigueira.bsky.social · 21/09/2026OK, LDS/Mormon friends, I need help. Years ago I saw a church musical production that had a song in it that I really liked, but I have never been able to find any evidence that it existed. I thought I knew the production, but I can't find it. Here is how I remember the lyrics: 121
Pipergolic @piperanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'll believe in "rain" when I see it with my own two eyes. 111