Reposted by Pinot Evilscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 04/10/2026I love how casually my cat just walks out of a cabinet 04811
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think men that wore the “dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians” T-shirt didn’t think that one through. 081
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Spiritual healing… because we all have mixed drinks about feelings. 0123
Reposted by Pinot Evil𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I call my heart The Death Star because it is missing some pieces yet it is still somehow functional. 19932
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My favourite colour is taupe. I’m still whimsical though. 13210
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So AI is going to kill us in the next decade or so. Cool. Cool. 5265
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I do far too much mediation for someone who is not in HR. 1215
Reposted by Pinot Evil𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m not here to be liked. It’s love or nothing, bitches. 818663
Reposted by Pinot EvilUncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026How much is $5,000 divided by 275 million people? 071
Reposted by Pinot EvilCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When blow drying your pubic hair it's important to keep the deceased's personal taste in mind because you don't want to look like an idiot at the funeral 072
Reposted by Pinot Evil𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy. 9588158
Reposted by Pinot EvilJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My job opportunities should explode when they read my updated LinkedIn Page: under skills, I’ve added, “can fall asleep anywhere.” 05725
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Welcome to the airport restaurant, someone will ignore you shortly... 1143
Reposted by Pinot Evilmotel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Crocheting banana hammocks to sell at the craft fair 0185
Reposted by Pinot Evilmotel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A bear who knows exactly how to avoid ring cameras—a bear burglar. 164
Reposted by Pinot Evilmotel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026We are all equal at the DMV 14519
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thank you. Hopefully the insulin comes down now. That why I did it. 011
Reposted by Pinot EvilLeggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Paint me like one of your sane girls 34317
Reposted by Pinot Evil🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/09/2026I talked about fight club once and absolutely nothing happened 2020559
Reposted by Pinot EvilFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ME: time to sleep BRAIN: "four" is the only number with the right amount of letters 31678112
Reposted by Pinot Evilinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Inexplicably started hand jiving while passing a school for mimes and got arrested for inciting a riot 011042
Reposted by Pinot Evilinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sorry i yelled "nice catch" when the football smashed you in the bollocks 06124
Reposted by Pinot Evilinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Best job i ever had at the zoo was helping the Meerkats apply their eye liner in the morning before the visitors arrived 014944
Reposted by Pinot Evilinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In Iceland it's called Beef Björky 421183
Reposted by Pinot Evilinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I only know two things... people are overated and never play chess with a cat 111748
Reposted by Pinot Evilinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Age is not an indicator of a persons intelligence, i explain to the fireman trying to free my head from the revolving door 2549147
Reposted by Pinot EvilWonder Jenny🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 18/08/2025On which date do you tell them you’re undead? 613453
Reposted by Pinot EvilWonder Jenny🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 26/08/2024Sorry I’m late, but I couldn’t unseal my crypt 2336137
Reposted by Pinot EvilWonder Jenny🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 03/09/2024Nobody puts this fictional character in a corner 19236
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’ve lost 5 kilograms! No carbs. No sugar. *No wine. *less 4293
Reposted by Pinot EvilIan Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Owning a dog is great for those who are fans of walking the streets carrying a little bag of shit. 4335
Reposted by Pinot EvilChristina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Me: I CAN go back! I'll show you! Narrator: She was wrong. You can only go back in a DeLorean. She was driving off in a Honda. 0299
Reposted by Pinot EvilRobby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you’re not letting AI use you to train itself to leave humanity behind, you will get left behind 0103
Reposted by Pinot Evilit's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 08/09/2026knuckle tats SOUR MILK 1141
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026With antidisestablishmentarianism as a safe word, you can assume I’m not actually in danger until at least the third syllable. 110
Reposted by Pinot EvilSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I remember when I first learned about nostalgia ahhh those were the days 710843
Reposted by Pinot EvilGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“if you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life" sir I love masturbating and eating doritos who will pay me for this 1027291
