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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m getting fed posts on threads (Meta) trying to convince me how cool it is to give Meta access to my bank statements

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ok that settles it. He was a bad guy. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If you’re not letting AI use you to train itself to leave humanity behind, you will get left behind

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

NEW YORK CITY!! I’m filming my first special September 26th at The Triad Theater. Come be part of the taping. If you like me on here you’ll like me even more when in person (probably). Details below!

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Sidesplitters in tampa tonight! Tix in bio.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’m visiting Florida and the public transportation here sucks. I wanna go to the library and the only way to get there is the bang bus.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Anyone in Tampa? I’m headlining side splitters this Saturday at 6 PM! Tickets in the usual place.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

He didn’t die doing what he loved but he’ll love what he’s doing when he’s dead.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

When I was a kid, I had a T-shirt that said Ball is Life. As an adult, I need one that says finding 0% APR balance transfer credit cards so I can keep my finances from completely collapsing is life.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I keep seeing headlines about "Mamdani Grocery Stores" and let me just fix this for y'all now, Zocery Stores.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Only the Italian brain could look at a potato and think, I could make this pasta.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Disappointed Mick Jagger gonna be a meme

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My Takeaway from Lindsay Graham‘s death is if you are gay and live authentically people eulogize you like, “he was a creative force who loved life and brought joy to everyone in it” And if you’re closeted it’s like, “GAAAAAAAYYY, RIP to world’s gayest gay.”

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

It’s here! The world’s newest, dumbest, niche podcast. It’s the Emily in Paris rewatch podcast for lovers, haters, and first-timers. Available all of the podcast places and my bio.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

There is only one honorable thing to do here. Robert Mueller must play in Folarin Balogun's place.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I haven't seen Backrooms yet but is it just the scene from Spinal Tap where they can't get to the stage?

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Fascist wins office Dems: We've lost touch with the voters. We've forgotten how to talk to men. We need to have hard conversations. Meet people where they are. A candidate who wants Medicare for all wins Dems: This scourge must be eliminated not only from the party, but from the country too.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

These Feeld bios are getting out of hand

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Mel Brooks is the goat. Easily. No debate. Happy 100th.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I thought I’d aged out of adopting new slang, but mog and goon are just great words

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

This same article but about Becky Rositano breaking up with me in 8th grade

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I'm a goalkeeper in spirit. I sign up for the lowest effort job and then I berate my co-workers when I'm forced to do something.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Feels like the word should be neese

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I think not getting famous deserves some of the credit here too

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Superstitious Knicks fans have to vote for Muslim mayors in perpetuity now

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Taylor making Haim break the news that they only got three tickets as I stand beaming with excitement in my Richard Knickson shirt

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Every bookstore I browse now has a “trending” table covered in paperbacks that are all variations on the story, “I got fucked on vacation”

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

We’re living in a time where every week you could write a new We Didn’t Start The Fire using only the events from that week.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Me: *Trying to scroll to the bottom of an IG message from an ex coworker I haven’t talked to in years. Instagram: Oh hell yeah, turning on disappearing mode. Time to get nasty you little freak. I’ll notify the other person that you want disappearing mode so they know you’re a hot horny freak.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Father of a 1 and 3-year-old here. You’re about to get peed on a lot. I wouldn’t do it recreationally in advance.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

My phone is basically a kaleidoscope that makes me mad a few times a day

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

It's kinda funny that the all powerful jedis and siths would fall apart if one regular ass gun showed up in the star wars universe.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I love the pope going at AI like, "Hey, telling people the next iteration of our product will change everything and never delivering it is OUR thing!"

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

So much easier to sell this line of bullshit when you have a Department of Defense and not a Department of War

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Civility is in you! From the president who famously talked out his differences with Americans that opposed him

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

When you skip your credit card bill and realize why it’s called Chase bank

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I’m a serious person with serious opinions. Here’s why I’m endorsing Puck for Governor.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

NYC please come! Sept 26. Tix in bio.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

If you liked Yellowstone, Before Yellowstone, Other Yellowstone, Yellowstone Adjacent, Yellowstone Nights, and Yelllowstone Las Vegas, then you’re gonna love Here’s Even More Yellowstone You Ugly Moron.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Looking for volunteers for my daughter’s elementary school career day. We already have someone to talk about Onlyfans and someone to talk about betting on Kalshi so we just need someone who can teach the kids about Molotov Cocktails.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Jeff Bezos's (networth $280 Billion) newspaper would like to congratulate Google ($4.6 Trillion Market Cap) for standing up to its employees www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

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Opinion | To help America, tech companies belatedly stand up to activist workers

Google picked staff over country in 2018. Not this time.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I can’t with the way kids are raised today. When we were growing up, we used to: Drink from the hose Ride bikes Get abducted Chase lizards Get trafficked across state lines Run around barefoot Stay out till dark Told our new name is Bryan and if we yell for help Garry will fucking kill us Dodgeball

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The breakout stars of the year so far are gay hockey and gay baseball

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

If you had a shred of hope that tv writing jobs were coming back, this oughta fix it.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I learned how to use edits and now I’m completely insufferable

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

“You’re sure you’re Abe Froman??”

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