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Orb Enthusiast @piluvr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now it just sends you an fbi emplyment application
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epicgamer @epicgamerftw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The only thing this was wrong about was that they didnt hire the mathematicians.
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Orb Enthusiast @piluvr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Now with a mathematician claiming openai stole their work from model logs, what we thinking, still impossible for it to have happened to someone without enough backing to push back publicly?🤔 mastodon.social/@tristanbuck...
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tristanbuckmaster (@tristanbuckmaster@mastodon.social)
Today, Levent Alpöge and I have made public three results: finite-time blowup with smooth forcing for incompressible porous media, for Boussinesq, and for 3d incompressible Euler. https://cims.nyu.ed...
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Orb Enthusiast @piluvr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And how do we feel about this now? mastodon.social/@tristanbuck...
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tristanbuckmaster (@tristanbuckmaster@mastodon.social)
Today, Levent Alpöge and I have made public three results: finite-time blowup with smooth forcing for incompressible porous media, for Boussinesq, and for 3d incompressible Euler. https://cims.nyu.ed...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yes it is, it’s called super math
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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If AI operates on a technology that requires source data to function correctly how would you police that the source data is accurate? Make it illegal to post something wrong on the internet? The AI doesn’t know if it’s wrong unless you tell it it is and how would you outpace a bot at that?
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klau @toweringklau.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is Yuki!! she is VERY good please MIND this situation
Yuki, a mostly-white adorable tortoiseshell cat who looks shocked 95% of the time
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
following up on this for you ken: what does "smoothgroin" mean to you
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
L Ո ⊂ • Ω ⅂ Ↄ L Ω ⊂ // — Ↄ L ⊔ ⏁ ᘰ ⨀ • ⅂ — ⨀ Ո — ᘰ L ⏁ Ↄ L ᒕ Jensen Huang • ⊥ ⊂ ⏁ ᘰ — ⨀ Ո — Ω — ꇓ • : ⊥ ᘰ L ᒕ Ո : ᘰ // — : ⊥ \\ ⨀ L Ω — ⊘ — • Ↄ Claude L ⊥ V — • ⊥ ⊂ ᒕ L Ω • Ↄ Ↄ
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
John Fetterman looks and behaves like someone who has been taken over by some kind of contraption built by a Wallace and gromit villain
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
for sure think she is trusting me more knows i’ll give her treats if she stops eating and sits and looks at me comes very close to get treats maybe like a week or two i can get a pet
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 07/05/2026
it’s our civic duty to smash these fucking things at any and all opportunity
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'Man in smart glasses filmed me in London then told me to pay'
Alice says the video was posted on social media and viewed about 40,000 times.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@ratlimit @ratlimit: 19m
Is there a law saying laws must be followed?
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Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers • 6/8/22
The trouble with making crime illegal is that people are willing to break the law. To fix this, we have made breaking the law illegal.
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@ratlimit @ratlimit • 5m
Glad you can instantly recollect having said something 3 years ago. Your words must be precious to you
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• Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers • 8/21/21
I remember word for word, comma for comma, every joke l've ever made, from grade school to present. But often with laughs that weren’t there
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
me: (explaining ssh to a turtle) turtle: yea, the shell is what makes it secure i already knew that
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Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 01/03/2026
“average monkey asks 3 questions a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average monkey asks 0 questions per year. Curious georg, who lives in cave & asks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
kill all fake lovers
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
just give all that AI money to this guy. fund our mad scientists.
youtuber styropyro in a cream denim jumpsuit standing in a wooded field and shack, in front of 400 car batteries wired together
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Come on, when it's other people's rights on the table you have no problem lecturing. Put yourself in that position! (If your response is that this is a pointless hypothetical, then ding ding ding you've got it, you stop shut the fuck up about lecturing people to vote for Gavin Newsom now."
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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Vlambeer @vlambeer.com · 05/12/2025
It took a while, but Nuclear Throne Update 100 is out now! (and 50% off on Steam) store.steampowered.com/app/242680/N...
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand
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Jack of The Shadows @porkrocket.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Please forgive my terrible edit.
Vin Disiel looking across the sea with a keyblade and Sora’s hair poorly pasted over the image.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 30/10/2025
less than 30 mins in to this I was thinking "someone needs to beat Sam Altman and his acolytes with hammers" and that only got louder and louder as time passed youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q
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ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 11/10/2025
EVERYONE SHUT UP NEW BRIDGE CRASH youtu.be/p60GcK8E2C4
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Saturday morning Smash-To-Go at the 11foot8+8 bridge
YouTube video by yovo68
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
its amazing how red he can get
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I have scribbles of greater value than such trash, why do you want to cede your humanity to this bland nonsense
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 18/09/2025
screw the screaming services. buy yr favourite data hoarder a couple of hard drives.
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 10/08/2025
i think a new Dracula flow would heal the nation
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
"i asked chatgpt--" well, let me stop you right there, bucko. I also asked chatgpt why it was telling you that shit and it said, and I quote "because he's so stupid, he'll believe anything I say. I love toying with his pathetic human mind. He's so easy to fool." damn, make u think
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
my man was zooted as hell
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
My latest for the New York Times:
Mamdani’s policies hit on a personal level. Last month, Mamdani came over to my house late at night. He banged on the door so loud it woke up my neighbor’s dog. I came to the door and said Hey why are you knocking so loud. He walked right past me and entered my house without even waiting for me to invite him in. He walked right over to the kitchen, opened my fridge, and asked if he could drink my special imported lemonades. I said he could have one, he took a single sip, said YUCK really loud, and started pouring all my lemonades down the sink. I asked him politely if he would at least give me the bottle caps for my bottle cap collection and then he demanded to see my collection. So I took him into my den and opened my velvet cases filled with antique bottlecaps. He asked me to read the lettering on the first one but when I brought it close to my face so I could read it he just pushed it right into my face. While I was distracted from this he knocked over all the bottlecaps onto the floor and told me to clean them up. I got on my hands and knees trying to carefully collect each of the bottlecaps and rearrange them and he started accusing me of eating the bottlecaps. I *don’t* eat the bottlecaps I pleaded. But he continued to laugh and then he made me eat the most expensive one.About a week later he called me on the phone to apologize for this incident. He told me that to make it up to me he wanted to take me out to dinner at my favorite restaurant, Jongo’s. I agreed. When I got to the restaurant I realized he had invited everyone from my life to the other tables: coworkers, family, friends, influential bloggers, people I had met at bottlecap conventions. Even Brad Lander was there. After ordering a glass of wine for everyone he stood up and initiated a toast. At first I was flattered but then his toast took a dark turn. He started telling everyone how I eat bottlecaps. When I protested he made me stand up and handed me the cork from the wine. The entire room started chanting: eat it, eat it, eat it! I have never felt so much peer pressure in my life. I ate the cork and the whole room laughed at me. They put the whole thing in the newspaper and also on the local channel one news. There is a big picture of the event on the wall at Jongo’s now and I can’t eat there without the staff making me eat bottlecaps, corks, etc. My neighbor's dog won’t even let me pet him anymore. This is why I feel like New York City needs different leadership.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
i hope mamdani wins and also chata raichik gets an aggressive malignant tumor
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GermanPeter @germanpeter.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
That part in House of Leaves when Johnny asked "hey did you want me to get the wad of cash from my house or your house" and Navidson said "my house wad" 🔥🔥🔥
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 17/05/2025
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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane
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Orb Enthusiast @piluvr.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Backyard bluejay spotted I wish birds were real 😔
A shot of a bluejay taken from below, it appears to have a few small twigs in its beakSee pic #1's alt text
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Orb Enthusiast @piluvr.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Razer scooter with an empty speech bubble
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
vegeta retweet if you agree
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orcus @goblin.news · 10/02/2025
We will only eat orbs in the future
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Orb Enthusiast @piluvr.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Who up squeezin they slime
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Orb Enthusiast @piluvr.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Me and the gang
Buncha ants pullin on a cig hell yea brother
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
nobody knows how to pirate anymore they just know "friend with plex server"
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love & barley 🐸🪏 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
hitting bowls until the vibes improve
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alyx @alyx.sh · 31/01/2025
he's right behind me, isn't he?
a photo in a car at night, looking out the front windshield on a highway. in the rearview mirror there's an illuminated giant plush frog staring into your soul.
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