iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 9h

I do not like driving in it but there is something really magical about walking in fog with enough lights so it casts a marshmallow-y glow

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 20h

Stares at this post Eyes flick down to my post right below Eyes take on a real far off look as the sounds of Super Mario brothers music rises like a ‘Nam flashback I blink and music disappears

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 20h

I set a 2.5 minute timer on my phone to go off so I don’t take too long of a shower. I need 1 minute to get dressed and run back to my computer so I can lead the morning standup meeting. “I’m prioritizing me” I say as I let the water warm up for 5 seconds of my 2.5 minutes

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 23h

Lego Street Fighter You’re welcome

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think the root of modern business’ expectation that they can make some terrible mistake and you should buy their product anyway can be sourced back to 1997’s Oops All Berries

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Taking dog out for the night, hearing the coyotes starting to howl, muttering a curse over how loud they can be till I hear one literally coming from the direct other side of my house

Meme of girl in yellow running fast with something

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dirty rice Black beans Cilantro Squeeze of lime Mana from heaven

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found some fun Halloween themed books at discount store today: cool copy of the necronomicon, rosemary’s baby, first Anne rice book (not sure how that’s gonna go but I’m on a vampire kick from reading a Ravensloft book so figured what the hell). They had some real old copies of Fantastic four too!

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Had a chance to give a review to someone and I keyed it as “here is why you are awesome, here is how we can make you more awesome”. And I really gotta recommend it. I hope they appreciated it too but it legitimately feels good to do that for someone

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just got an eBay “offer” that was 25% MORE than what was on the actual original posting. It had a negative deal value. I almost admire the chutzpah

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’ve got a strong sense memory of being on my grandparents farm alone in the side glass greenhouse thing they hand built onto their house, during a rain storm, watching Terry Gillian’s Jabberwocky

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Walked my MIL remotely through changing her password on something and I feel like I should get some sort of award for there being no crying on either end I’ve gotten real good at preemptively saying “this is going to seem overwhelming but we’re gonna get through it”… trust me that goes a long way

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One of my greatest heroes will always be Rod Serling. A man so far ahead of his time simply by trying to treat people equally and fairly

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Goodness Mr Carlson, surely your ratings aren’t THAT low to necessitate this. Perhaps they’d improve if you put back on the bow-tie…

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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They need a Hague for ads

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Who’s got 8 non-opposable digits and hates writing end of year evals on a Saturday <jazz fingers at his own face> This guy!

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

An iPlayer glitch watching an old episode of Dr Who gave me this oddly encouraging message:

An entirely black frame with the words "Things must stabilise soon" in small white letters.

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guy looking at the house for sale in the neighborhood: hey do you live here? Do you know why this hasn’t sold yet? Me (biting cheek to avoid joking “because of the grisly murders”): oh I suspect because of the market right now. Hard time to sell Guy: is your cheek bleeding?

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you had told me decades ago that the guy who makes Dinosaur Comics is going to potentially write some of the most clever and amazing Fantastic Four comics you’ve ever read I wouldn’t believe you. But his entire first run and the first few one world under doom issues I’ve gotten to are AMAZING

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There needs to be a verb for “I’m gonna just watch this YouTube advertisement about the secret cabal controlling the world for the last several hundred years that also are the Nephilim not because I’m gonna buy whatever it is but just because it’s made using Lego and also so goddamn bonkers”

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can you imagine— I mean seriously CAN YOU IMAGINE A time when, to lie to someone, you had to pull on their leg? Internet makes that need for proximity basically nonexistent now…

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In order to save money, the next version of Claude was trained exclusively on my writing so I apologize in advance for the extensive, and likely incorrect, semi-colon use

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Staring at a post going around here with lots of upvotes about a guy kicking out a mariachi band and hearing an audio scrub in it and none of the audio matches the lips of anyone speaking and it’s weird that someone would be filming it and… I’m just so tired man… so very, very tired.

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Had the in-laws thing happen and also had to let my first team member go today. They were at end of contract and I got the notification that budget wouldn’t extend them. I fought but unsuccessfully. They parted on good terms but still eats at me Melancholy kind of day

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Guess you guys aren’t ready for a chatbot to start accusing the people close to you of stuff… But your kids are gonna love it!

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Have a sister in law that has fleeced my in-laws from the time she was a teen actor to now as a 35 year old adult. Wiped out their entire life savings by demanding my MIL pay for thousands in clothing or else she threatened self harm. These people saved their whole life and now it’s just gone.

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You know who must have been wild at parties? The guy who invented the design of a Chinese dragon. That guy must have rocked

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Doom laughs at Grave of the Fireflies!

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happy Birthday Captain Sisko Your ability to go from acting to ACTING with your sudden shift to crazy eyes mid sentence makes me love that character so much. It’s such a wild and interesting choice (complimentary) and it genuinely makes me smile each time

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

No one ever tells you but the biggest employer in America? Abel Tesfaye. It’s true, everybody’s working for The Weeknd

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sir, we are the ONLY news site brave enough to print your words EXACTLY as you said them. The ONLY. Everyone else is afraid to do it. Only through us are your exact words spread directly to the public to read, unedited. Isn’t that great, sir? <handlers begin to visibly sweat>

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The best way as an old person to get back at a young person who is calling you old is to point the devil horns at them and whisper “Someday you will be nostalgic for the 2020s” And then you cackle as they scream

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Good evening Sharks, today I’m showing my newest invention, the mobile tap to pay device where the tap to pay part moves randomly around so you have to stand there nervously trying everywhere while the line waits annoyed. My name is the most evil guy in the world and I’m looking for $10 million

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“You will not break me” I whisper through clenched teeth as I… make the children’s lunches for the day

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Holy cow, I need this <looks at eBay> Holy cow, I’m going to imagine what it would be like to have this

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hey kid? Yeah? Do you know I love you? Yeah Because you’re creative and kind and smart? Yeah And just because of who you are? Yeah And because of your mutant power to turn people into lizards, a power that if you were to lose I would have to reevaluate the aforementioned— DAD!!

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The movie Big with Tom Hanks suggests, through the “melt the ice wizard” scenes, that one big difference between when you’re a kid and when you’re an adult is that as an adult you now have MORE time to finish your video games And I would like to present, your honor, state’s rebuttal A: my life

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Big (1988) Cavern of the Evil Wizard (All Scenes)

YouTube video by RetroJackal

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The White House, frustrated by the bad PR the term AI was getting, decides to demonstrate American exceptionalism by using instead one of the first Spanish words you learn

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

<internal monologue as the associate walks towards me>: you only have a piece of gum, the worst… the WORST you would get if you made a break for it is probably 5 years. I’m not saying you should do it but they look like a talker…

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

<smacks forehead> because I didn’t eat anything at all today! <scratches through to-do item titled “figure out why I feel like shit”>

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Person who has cut my hair for at least a decade now: oh you went to the eye doctor today? I didn’t wanna say anything but that explains the dilation… Was wondering if that’s why you seemed less tired

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In my car at the eye doctor and saw a guy in a jeep Destroyer park across two spaces next to me and I don’t know exactly where the cameras are in this parking lot but I definitely just did a Jim Halpert at one of them

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The enjoyable banter I just had with my optometrist leads me to be slightly more concerned with how lonely I might be

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the bathroom and adopting a wide stance Then having to explain it’s to avoid the puddle of urine someone has thoughtfully left on the floor

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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you want to imagine what I look like, imagine someone dancing to the theme from Romancing the Stone while wearing a Godzilla t-shirt and black hammer pants Then imagine that person raising the spatula as if to mouth non-existent words and then say crap as he drops raw hamburger on the floor

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