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Derek

@dbauer09.bsky.social
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Some guy in Minnesota. Sports twitter really needs to get its ass over here.

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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Come on, Liz. Let's start naming names. Surely you're ready to disavow any democrat who fails this standard?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Here are my thoughts on Hasan Piker; everyone should give their thoughts on Hasan Piker also we should stop talking about Hasan Piker."
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"I'm not owned!"
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This Jacob Frey supporter has a lot of thoughts about a supposedly back-stabbing mayor.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Thank you to my wife for providing me with two smaller versions of me.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Very unfortunate timing on these skeets.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
He also killed a million of his racial inferiors and nominated the justice who openly wanted to destroy it.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Peggy going for the jugular on Craig's campaign. You love to see it.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social Let's remember some guys born on February 17. Josh Willingham, remember that guy?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
@killakow.bsky.social Tomorrow is the NBA trade deadline. Are we prepared for the #ZachLoweOneBeerChallenge?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This must hit so hard if you're stupid.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'm getting a 1:1 with my Republican Minnesota State Legislature rep next week and I already have almost 500 words in notes logged. I'm going to need to spend some time paring this down.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
@governorwalz.mn.gov When is it enough? They're straight up executing people. Defend minnesota. Sic the guard on these terrorists and drive them out. Bring the murderers to justice!
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Wolves Bluesky, is that our guy? bsky.app/profile/m40d...
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@governorwalz.mn.gov gonna do anything about this? When will you drive ICE out of Minnesota?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@ryanlcooper.com You have reach, Ryan, so please put this out there. Find Jonathan Ross www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
startribune.com
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Find Jonathan Ross www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
startribune.com
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@russohockey.bsky.social Will you ask the Wild if they have considered sitting until ICE is gone?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@brittrobson.bsky.social Are you willing to ask the Wolves if they're willing to sit until ICE is out of Minnesota?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@adukemn.bsky.social Are you willing to ask the Wolves if they're willing to sit until ICE is out of Minnesota?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@jacefrederick.bsky.social Are you willing to ask the Wolves if they're willing to sit until ICE is out of Minnesota?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@christopherhine.bsky.social Are you willing to ask the Wolves if they're willing to sit until ICE is out of Minnesota?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@governorwalz.mn.gov Why aren't the National Guard being used to protect kids at School? They can do more than assault peaceful protestors.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@whstancil.bsky.social where can i report ICE activity in the southwest burbs? The showed up at a bus stop for District 112's La Academia this morning.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It's actually bad for journalists to print lies in the newspaper, Chris.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
You're really owning all those people who totally exist.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
@amyklobuchar.com Is Emil Bove going to be approved by you or do you have a spine?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@amyklobuchar.com Cloture yes or no. Stop playing games.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Free idea for senate dems who don't want cloture: Whip votes, but with whips!
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
@smith.senate.gov You absolutely cannot allow cloture. Musk and his goons get out of government and congress retains the power of the purse or no new money. Hold the god damn line you cowards.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
@amyklobuchar.com, do you promise to throw a stapler at any Democrat who votes for cloture?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Trump turned off the federal government? Oh boy, just wait until the Parliamentarian hears about this.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
@patcasey.bsky.social the 2 little dudes in my profile picture give sonic 3 two thumbs up. Little guy was jumping up and down at the Amy reveal.
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 06/12/2024
This worm just showed up in the newskies feed. Block, ignore, and starve him for oxygen. Make him so bored and lonely he leaves
Screenshot of Jesse Singal’s new account @ jessesingal.com
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
I will do whatever Royce asks of me. Does he want my kids? A personal servant?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Here we fuckin go. (Twins, not GOP)
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
@warne.bsky.social I'm blocked from the bird site but if anyone on twins twitter wants them I've got 3 codes.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Saw you were confronted with the "take benadryl before getting covid booster" take. Here's the only place I've seen it so far. bsky.app/profile/raha...
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
@jbouie.bsky.social So where does "Oppenhemier" land in the "guys in meetings" movie list?
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