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Computer man doing computer things. Grade three Saxophonist. Lapsed homebrewer. Average DJ. ADHDer. He/Him

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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Our water is served in smaller portions, so we recommend two to three glasses per person”
Screengrab of headline saying "Burnham announces plans for 'very different water system'"
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John Lister - johnlisterwriting.com @johnlister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The tuition fees are £9,000 a year but you get a free 2:1.
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Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Streeting Resignation
wint @dril
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so long suckers! i rev up my
motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
13:26 • 26/07/2016
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James Murray @james-bg.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Wes Streeting is far from being the only politician who is guilty of this, but it is always weird to me how you can write a paragraph on the challenges the world faces and not mention climate change.
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It is my sincere belief that the word got twisted because most journalists (especially columnists) are posh.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Pierre Bourdieu once argued that the question of whether something is art isn't answered by the artist's intention or even the object itself. Instead, the quality of being "art" is conferred by a community — curators, dealers, auction houses, audiences, etc. 🧵
Someone on Threads writes: "The Met Gala feels like real dystopian shit.

People can’t afford groceries or gas. But we’re going to celebrate this event which is nothing more than wealth porn."
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Has anyone checked in with Rod Dreher?
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Kemi Badenoch! Roger Scruton! MattGPT! Bari Weiss! Rod Dreher! Jair Bolsanaro! Howard from the Halifax adverts! JD Vance? You hear me JD Vance? Your boy took a hell of a beating! Your boy took a hell of a beating!
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A headline—DEAR DEIDRE: I suspect my son has been taking Ketamine and going on long, 'Psychogeographic' walks down the Suffolk coast
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Jon Hickman @jonhickman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Just started watching The Lowdown and I’m pleased to see it has the good TV show yellow title card and the sepia colour grade.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 17/03/2026
this rocks
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Ryan Lambie @ryanlambie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I've just had an amazing idea
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wrongtom @wrongtom.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
How do you like it? I celebrate 50 years of More More More by Andrea True Connection in @thequietus.com You may have heard some of this story before, but not like this. So, let’s get the cameras rolling… thequietus.com/opinion-and-...
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Hot Metal: The Andrea True Connection's More More More | The Quietus
Manhattan was a mess in the mid 70s. The middle classes had upped sticks to the suburbs, leaving the city centre to fester as Mayor Beame led New York to the brink of bankruptcy. In the thick of a fis...
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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 09/03/2026
A reminder that if you are lauding a political movement based around "Travail, famille, patrie" then that's definitely not socialism and the complete opposite of traditional Labour values. Agitate, educate, organise.
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 05/02/2026
Gonna post this clip of Cliff Richard as Heathcliff every day until he gets the recognition he deserves
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HG Rugby @huwgriffinrugby.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Such an audacious try from Rhys Carre. Stick that fitness report up your arse Gatland
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Telegraph headline: "This is what Britain under PM Zach Polanski would look like" with the image of Lionel Hutz imagining a world without lawyers
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Telegraph headline: "This is what Britain under PM Zach Polanski would look like" with the image of Lionel Hutz imagining a world without lawyers
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A story in two images:
Times headline with James Watt from 12 months ago - BrewDog’s James Watt: I’ll fix broken Britain like Elon MuskBBC headline from today - Brewdog founder admits 'many mistakes' as hundreds lose jobs in sale
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Clang clang clang went the trollllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Ed Poole @edpoole1975.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Labour quoting Hannah Spencer's victory speech.
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Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Everyone deserves to serve in the military, even the very tall... this is the largest military I could afford. Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?
"The White House says Barron Trump is 'too tall' at 6"9 to serve in the military, and a hunched-up Barron Trump at the wheel of a small car
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
RIP to a real one
tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 

"Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a “racist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Been thinking about this all morning since the result was announced, and finally go round to making it
Scene from The Simpsons where Bart throws flowers at Homer saying "Go eat some flowers", but with the flowers replaced with Matt Goodwin's Brexit Book, and Homer's face replaced with Matt Goodwin's
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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Matt Goodwin is an embarrassing idiot, and that he has ever been treated by our society in general with anything more than contempt and derision is a searing indictment of how opinion is formed in this country
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
also, concerning the outcome of Labour's "go fuck yourselves" strategy - we told you so, you fucking fools
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is a good point, and also makes it worth asking what Reform takes from this now that they have challengers that are way more online and further to the right, but also can’t really function if they become softer or more moderate
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Once again every shitposter on the socials was yelling this at Labour and the response was "sorry I can't hear you over how smart and sensible I am you scum"
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The bookshop owners of wherever it is Matt Goodwin lives will be licking their lips this morning
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.
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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
You're doubting my humanity, but you're missing some key points. Here are some of the things I've seen:

Attack ships firing off the shoulder of Orion. These aren't just battleships — they're spacecraft designed for warfare.
C-beams glittering in the dark. Their location? Near the Tannhäuser Gate.
Things you wouldn't believe. While it's hard to find specific examples, this is a trend reflected in general search data.

The bottom line: All those moments will be lost — like tears in rain.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 08/02/2026
people who say that all creative endeavor can be replaced with AI probably need to reckon with the fact that all televised sports events with human athletes could easily be replicated by high-definition computer-animated simulations….and yet we don’t do this and no one seems to want to.
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HG Rugby @huwgriffinrugby.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
In order to convey the emotional toll of Welsh rugby, I present a thread… 🧵 I call it: “Photos of Dewi Lake looking like he’s just seen a murder” 1.
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’ve been saying this for a while now. The wealth gap is a mental health crisis. Unfortunately, the people in crisis have all the money and power
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 03/02/2026
I'm worried that the broader public isn't really understanding the Epstein Files. The problem isn't that everyone in the files is a secret pedophile, it's that all the people are corresponding with him because they *don't care that he's a pedophile*. It's a story of elite impunity.
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 27/01/2026
the whole point of left wing podcasts is that they listen to the right wing podcasts for you
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Watching Mission to Space with Francis Bourgeois on Channel 4 and realised how much he sounds like someone doing an OTT impression of Keir Starmer
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ospreys fans: "Can we have professional rugby in Swansea?" WRU: "We have rugby at home" Rugby at home:
Central to those plans is the potential removal of one of Wales’ four professional regions, with the Ospreys now facing an uncertain future.

Tierney suggested that professional rugby in Swansea could still exist if the Ospreys disappear, with fans able to watch a women’s team or part-timers, Swansea RFC.
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Jon Hickman @jonhickman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Further information on the NEU strikes at Arthur Terry Learning Partnership Since this letter was written it emerged that the top slice was actually 29% not 20%, which I corrected in the alt text.
We would rather not be taking strike action. We are educators and our role supporting your children who attend a school which is part of the ATLP.

For us, our jobs don't start and finish at the end of the school day. The majority will plan their lessons, mark books, make calls to you parents, plan school trips, deliver extra revision classes and offer enrichment opportunities outside of the normal school day to make sure each day at the school can be the best it can be for your children.

Despite this, the ATLP Board has announced that there will be over 100 redundancies across the Trust. They have been given loans by the DfE and taking a massive 29% of school budgets to help balance the books but have delivered another deficit this year.

Their solution to this? Cut the numbers of teachers and support staff.

What would this mean to your children in the classroom? Larger class sizes leading to less support from teachers and support staff. Teachers with higher workloads and an impact on SEND support.

What will it mean to the Central leadership team? 'Management' during the last year, whilst the Trust has had a budget deficit, has increased from 12 to 34 staff. That is an additional 22 staff who have been employed on at least £60,000 per year. This is over £1.3 million.

NEU members have attempted to engage with the Trust but have been met with a lack of detail surrounding the redundancies.

We agree with the CEO when he says he says it is regrettable we have decided to take industrial action, but we are left with little option. NEU members are really concerned for the students that they teach and believe that any cuts should come from the massive central office spend which includes 29% of all school funding and not from teachers and support staff who do so much for the children they support, day in, day out.

We will continue to try and speak to the Trust and seek a negotiated resolution, but our concern for the future education of your children is paramount.
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Jon Hickman @jonhickman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Please pay attention to this very good dog and his sign.
A very good boy is picketing Arthur Terry School, Sutton Coldfield, during industrial action by staff across the Arthur Terry Learning Partnership. The ATLP runs a number of primary and secondary schools across Birmingham and Staffordshire.

To summarise his sign, the dog says that the partnership has been top slicing their schools’ budgets by nearly 1/3. Some trusts take as little as 5%. 

The ATLP is running a deficit of £6.05m and secured an injection of £4.5m, bought 1100 iPads and paid a lot of senior educators to manage things, and it has no money left. 

So those managerial educators did the managing badly but they want to cut 100 frontline teaching and support staff. No cuts are being planned centrally, in the management of ATLP, that we know of.
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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Newspaper column: HOUSTON ...we have a problem

Each week, soul diva Whitney Houston sorts out your
troubles. 

Houston, I have a problem. I've just changed the timing chain on my 1979 Austin Maxi, now I can't get the engine to start. Please
help me, I'm at my Whitney's end.
Clive, Borehamwood

Whitney sings, 
Whoooooaoo00000000h remember that the balance shafts are ti-ee-eye- ee-eye-med at top dead centre, but since they rotate at twi-ee-eye-ee-eye-ee-ice the speed of the crank shaft, they may also be correctly ti-ee- eye oh,yean. Check that you have there. ee-eye-ee-eye-ee-eye-ee-eye-ee-eye-ee-ming marks correctly ali-ee-eye-ee-ee-eye-gned with the marks on the front of the cylinder block. 

Send your querles to Houston, We Have a Problem, PO Box 5, Peterlee Co. Durham
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Stu @pezholio.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The fact that he’s even a member of the Royal Society in the first place is an absolute credit to the PR people he has since fired
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
nothing more properly honors Scott's memory than a crude cartoon drawn incompetently by a plagiarism robot
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