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Petroleum Blownapart

@petroblownapart.bsky.social
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Cognitive Science student at UC Santa Cruz 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ My Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/PetroBlownapart

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 9h
We're always hearing stories about people who "rose to the top of the criminal underworld," but if you think about it, being at "the top of the underworld" would basically put you right back at regular ground level. It's actually more impressive to be at the BOTTOM of the underworld.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK THEY CLEARLY WANT A FUCKING WAR
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
I’m LITERALLY always SAYING this
Cookie Monster tweet saying he’s gonna eat a cookie with another cookie
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They told me they'd never seen anybody place a McDonald's order as good as mine. They're saying it's the best. The best order ever.
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all i do is whine whine whine no matter what
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
He killed 60 fish.
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler.
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Star Trek Crossover Pictures and Videos
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤷‍♀️
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 27/09/2026
any y'all remember this shit
Snafu maze game box art featuring an excited kid and a marble navigating through obstacles
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Nolivar @nolivar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The enemy stand user could be anyone
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish to befriend this being
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the thing about ken paxton is that he's got eyelids like pete davidson and not in a cute way
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what is 'Latent Space' and how do LLMs get answers from it? The Jargon can be confusing, but the exaplanation is actually relatively simple: It is Hell. The Machine is getting knowledge from demons.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/03/2024
WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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BOO!👻 LAO GATE! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran's own testicles have left his tour, in solidarity with Macklemore
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me .5 seconds after saying the edible ain't shit
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The sign by the toilet says "Please ONLY flush toilet paper!!!" but, uh, hehehehehe... guess what? i've been flushing my own piss and shit down there too. lol, i'm so bad 😎
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you're telling me this thing Collides Large Hadrons? hmmm... hadrons aren't very large, if you ask me.
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Riddle me this, Batman! How do i get Deborah to take me back
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
make a band edible: Chex Pistols
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
make a band edible: Buns and Roses
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible Fleetwood Mac and Cheese
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible Collard Green Day
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible Godfeed You! Black Licorice
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[x] Yes! Haha! YES!! [ ] What the fuck. This sucks
- [x] bring in laundry
- [ ] put laundry away
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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Meghan Taylor @talonserena.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Todayborday is Labor Day! Made this a couple of years ago and it still makes me chuckle. Credit goes to my fiancé TimmCosplay for the idea. I just drew it. Have a chill day today! #laborday #patlabor #homestarrunner #art #todaybordayislaborday
Art of Homestar Runner posing on the shoulder of Alphonse from Patlabor in the style of the first Patlabor movie cover. Around the border of the image are the words “todaybor day is labor day”
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 06/09/2026
Homie, I Smoked The Mids
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can avoid being cringe if I wish... but to be chill entirely? That is a rare gift!
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/09/2026
Ray from Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I say, Holmes, why can't you simply procure a Costco membership of your own? It's a great annoyance to me that I should be forced to accompany you every time you wish to visit that establishment.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social I saw the fantastic Josh Johnson tonight in San Francisco! What an amazing show!
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destroy dionysos @sthelen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Judges when you apply for disability
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Spring 💜🙂 @electroplasm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
yippee wahoo whoopee
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Gre-Gory's Haunted Library @garaujo1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HULK WILL SLEEP NOW, AND MAYBE WHEN HULK WAKES UP - -

-- EVERYTHING THAT HAS MADE HULK TIRED WILL BE CHANGED!
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
doctors : don't put q tips in your ears me with 2 q tips in each ear :
rage comic face showing either pleasure or agony or both it's hard to say
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Country for Old Men, but only while supplies last! Call our toll-free number today!
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Ontario
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we are slowly morphing the linguistics of american english to parallel smurf language
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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This headline is a hate crime against Millennials. Yes, Nigel Thornberry, the well known "Rugrats" character.
A headline from E! News that says "Tim Curry will be remembered as the voice of Nigel Thornberry in the "Rugrats""
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes I think about how Hollywood won’t give Guillermo Del Toro the money to make his At the Mountains of Madness movie
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