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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 6h

thank you for saving me from having to try them myself. i will honor your brave sacrifice! 🫡

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

the convenience is that they can use the cheese that is already there

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"We're just normal women." "What'dya mean, 'normal women'?" "We're just innocent women!"

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word (or two): Slaughterhouse 5 hour energy

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If I was a wombat, I'd be always saying, "Crickey, yesterday's lunch made me shit bricks." And my friends would say, "But you always shit bricks!" And then I would just say, "Haha, yeah."

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Gurl, you're going to the polls looking like THAT? Your nails aren't even painted!!! Put some effort in, for crying out loud!

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If it's a really deep coma, then playing the right-click sound effect may be necessary

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026

If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

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Anil Seth @anilseth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

1/2 🎇 Good news! 🎇 The kind people at Behavioral and Brain Science have made the new collection on "Conscious AI and biological naturalism" #OpenAccess for a limited time: target article, all 50 commentaries, & my response. Go to the link and click 'save pdf': doi.org/10.1017/S014.... Do share!

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

this exists but only for birds and bats

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

what i love about this the most is that Scott, not Jean, is the heat. Logan would really like some attention from Scott, but Jean's in the way.

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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026

no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave

two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 10/10/2026

The machine did not "go rogue." The machine belongs to and is the responsibility of the people who own it. Hold those people accountable for their goddamn machine.

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Snakes on Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You, Me, and Dupree, and Earl, and the Dying Girl

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah I got one today that said: "I got a speeding ticket ON MY BIRTHDAY?!?!?!?"

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Okay but if you pee in the matrix, then you pee in real life. Your mind makes it real.

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I bet the person drawing this knew they had an all-timer on their hands

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

LOL, the amazon clanker is hella confused by my enby ass. "They're buying men's clothes AND women's clothes? It's two people--gotta be!"

A section of my amazon "about you" page, which shows that I've bought men's clothing and women's clothing, and therefore amazon deems it likely that I'm two people.

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

what the heck do all the senior management staff even do? I can't figure it out

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the kind of "owned by the ellisons" content you can expect from cnn from now on

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

FOR REAL. Yeah, he's almost a cyclops

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Incredible! This is exactly the kind of work I'd love to be doing!

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Okay, you got my attention. Hast thou any other prophesies, oh wise one? (not sarcasm)

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We're always hearing stories about people who "rose to the top of the criminal underworld," but if you think about it, being at "the top of the underworld" would basically put you right back at regular ground level. It's actually more impressive to be at the BOTTOM of the underworld.

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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

new wolfenstein looks like shit

its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Well, mousetrap was also fun because you got to put it together. But yeah, it almost never worked.

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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

OK THEY CLEARLY WANT A FUCKING WAR

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026

I’m LITERALLY always SAYING this

Cookie Monster tweet saying he’s gonna eat a cookie with another cookie

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s October 1st

David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They told me they'd never seen anybody place a McDonald's order as good as mine. They're saying it's the best. The best order ever.

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

all i do is whine whine whine no matter what

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yo, Charles... I'm 100 percent on board with anti-zionism, and i know anti-zionism does NOT equal anti-semitism, but this post DOES actually read as anti-semitic. the "rejects Christ" language is a red flag.

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's reassuring to know that ACTUAL goths still exist, if you know what i mean.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler.

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Petroleum Blownapart @petroblownapart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Terrified Boy Disorder" is something I just made up and it's real!

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