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pez or p 🔞🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🌌🌿🍑 white, 40s, she/her ofmd, animorphs, project hail mary, hunger games, & smashing the patriarchy are my passions pfp by taylor sterry, header by @thatjadeykinns socials: petrichorca-pez.carrd.co Co-captain of @OFMDRareShips

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duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸 @duckistic.bsky.social · 5h
okay but i truly think there's something so sinister about this societal urge/pressure for things to seem effortless or on accident. our image. our work. our relationships. our creativity. our joy. even our pain and struggles and oppressions
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Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD @ofmdzb.bsky.social · 9h
Deadloch. Complete brilliance.
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Deadloch: Dulcie & Eddie's Bored Interrogation
Alt: Deadloch: Dulcie & Eddie's Bored Interrogation
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tragicallynerdy - Garlic Soup Week is coming!! @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social · 7h
One last snippet from the fic I'm working on for #GarlicSoupWeek!! In which an injured Jim breaks into Zheng's restaurant and gets more than they bargained for. Archie is here to perform minor surgery and bring out the big guns (pet names) way too early 💪
A screenshot of text reading: A hand pats their cheek, rousing them. These people keep on touching their goddamn face. And Jim keeps letting them, which can only mean that there’s something really, really wrong with them. 

It’s Archie. She grins at them, then pulls on a pair of blue gloves. “Alright sunshine, time to dig that bullet out. Any medical shit we should know about? Hospital preference if this all goes wrong and we have to dump your body off somewhere?”
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 9h
#lavieenframes youtu.be/u49L-Nu0gGo?...
a veeeerrry silly frame with the reference to an old silly song "too sexy" bc it's the moment where stede is shirtless XD
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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 15h
does anyone have stills of Lucius's drawings of Blackbeard they could link or send me? Pete voice: A flower? With Blackbeard's face on it?!
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angie 🌈🏴‍☠️🦄 @korps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh 🥺
Excerpt from Did I Ever Tell You This? A Memoir by Sam Neill 
The last two years, the experience of being very ill and then going into remission, have given me all sorts of new perspectives. What is important, and what not. Who cares for you, and who couldn't care less. The last two years have taught me that, at the end of the day, I don't really matter. Not really. I am a speck on a tiny rock in a galaxy among billions of galaxies. But how grateful I am to have been that speck if only for a tiny fleck of time, in a limitless eternity.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 19h
Guy trying to convince me to use AI cognitively declining in real time with each new AI ASSisted comment.
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
since it's spooky season eve, what's everyone's fav #vianton fics?
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mahnah 🌌 @mahnah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love him sm 😭 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
A sketch of Trans Ed doing a biiiiig stretch, with his tummy out, only wearing a small pair of boxers.
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Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞 @littlefingies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like I see a lot of talk today about conversations we wish we’d been able to see in s2, so for #TakeTwoTuesday I’ll rec the very first podfic I made. I learned how to made podfics specifically because I needed one of This Story. #ofmd
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Freddie 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🦄 @gentlerevenge.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
has there ever been a sluttier character entrance
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Melinda Beatty @melindabeatty.com · 29/09/2026
Bear with me, this is a doozy, #kidlit folks. Censorship is alive, even in blue states.
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
REALLY GOOD MOVIE kinda INSANE that it's flopping...
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
our newfound loves 🥹
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my favorite fics I've written, plus it comes with art now by @libroseitm.bsky.social :)) #TakeTwoTuesday #OFMDfic
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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Idk probably very bad!! @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social and I wrote 42k words of OFMD gentlebeard fic about why this might be bad 😭😐🙃 👉 archiveofourown.org/works/46574443 #TakeTwoTuesday slash hashtag can billionaires please stop fucking up our planet
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This may be anti-hot take, but dumping billion of tons of particles into the atmosphere to block the sun is maybe a bad idea, which is why I'm very worried some billionaire will want to do it. Words by me.

https://badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/dimming-the-sun-is-probably-a-very-bad-idea

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Dimming the sun is probably a very bad idea
Global warming is a massive problem, but let’s not play games with our only planet’s ecosphere
badastronomy.beehiiv.com
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veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#CrewForLife @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been working on a very self-indulgent AU for over a year now and wanted to post something from it, all you need to know is that Stede's a museum volunteer and Ed's become obsessed with him:
Buttons does show him, although Ed has to redirect him again when he pauses in front of a dodo and starts expounding upon the perfidious sailors that made the taxidermied carcass he calls “Betty” extinct. Ed all but sprints down the hallway until he reaches a wooden door marked “Volunteer Tea Room” on a neatly printed but old placard. 
What the fuck is he doing here? Ed carefully twirls the two strands of hair that he pulled free from his bun before he walked into the museum. Does Stede even remember him? Or is he just one of a million people Stede’s interacted with in the past few - 
The door swings open and Stede, turned partially away and in the middle of saying something to someone within, walks at full speed into Ed’s chest. 
Oof. He’s as solid as he looks. … Oooh, he’s as solid as he looks. 
Ed reels back as Stede catches his arm, says, “Oh my god I’m so sorry!” then blinks, and adds, “Ed?” 
“Hey,” Ed wheezes, totally cool about it. “I was, uh.” 
“Oh no,” Stede says, and he looks truly concerned as he says, “you missed Arthur!” 
Ed hesitates. That’s not quite - he wouldn’t quite - “Actually, I wanted to talk to you.” 
“Oh,” Stede says, looking adorably flustered, “me?” 
Ed’s crush magnifies tenfold. “Yeah, you.” 
“Well, maybe you can go talk in that cafe next door,” says a handsome Black man in an orange beanie standing behind Stede. “Jim and I are trying to leave for the day.” 
Ed didn’t plan on going on a date today but he’s not going to look any gift spiders in the mouth. He gallantly steps aside so Stede can exit the doorway and says, “Great idea. Let me buy you a coffee.” 
“Oh!” Stede is clearly flustered. “You don’t have to buy it for me.” 
“Don’t care who buys it, just care that you get out of the doorway,” growls an intense looking person who Ed guesses is Jim.
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Kastor @kastor.sh · 28/09/2026
As I have reiterated many times before, as someone who actually understands and has worked extensively with language models... it is fundamentally *not possible* to programmatically detect if a work of text is written by AI.
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ed is having a hard time. But a knock at the front door brings the most beautiful man Ed's ever seen — a man in search of his missing pet tortoise. A plan forms in Ed's mind: Find the tortoise, snag the man. Rated T | Ed/Stede | 6.5k archiveofourown.org/works/93446281 #OFMDFic
Summary of a fic called The Misadventures of Dr Shrimp (about half the size of a coconut) by Temporal_discounting. 

The summary reads Ed Teach is having a hard time. Burnout, that's what they're calling it. Ed calls it drowning. But an unexpected knock at the front door brings Ed face to face with the most beautiful man Ed's ever seen — a man in search of his missing pet tortoise.

A plan forms in Ed's mind: Find the tortoise, snag the man.

Easy, peasy, pudding and fucking pie.
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🏴‍☠️ Lee 🦇 Something Witchy @orchid-explosion.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
the shape of love 💙
An edited photo of Ed and Stede during s1e5 of ofmd. They're in silhouette, and the background is mainly blue.
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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was already psyched to see "Primetime" with Robert Pattinson, and now I find that our darling Matt Maher is in it? Hell yeah! #OFMD #BlackPete
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stede doesn’t know why he’s here. Which is virtually always the case, sure. And yeah, there’s an ostensible reason. But this time, he really, truly, genuinely can’t say what possessed him to go through with this. #ofmdskyfic #ofmdfic #gentlebeard
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A really gorgeous day at Jeff's Inn by the Sea! Intermittently, anyway- we have truly lived the four-seasons-in-one-day life over the last few days 😂 A thread of video tours and pics around the inn location for those keen to know what it would be like living here (or attempting to renovate...)
A panorama image taken from the inn location, looking out across the beach and the hills
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Liv @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m the kind of bisexual who is into wet, miserable men and women/nonbinary people who look like they could stab me. And this is why #OFMD is the perfect TV show.
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Pogo 🎨 is simping for hansry @pogonr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Strophar AmBig @strophamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Read this hot gem today!
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💔 #ofmd
Ed looking down sadly when the Hornigold in his mind is about to send him plummeting
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would you really like to live in a society where you have no responsibility and no freedom, no choice, only the false option of obedience to the law, or disobedience followed by punishment? Would you really want to go live in a prison?
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
55 seconds of no-talking views from the front porch of the inn, looking around at the surrounding landscape
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
views from the inn 💞
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Garlic Soup Week @garlicsoupweek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's only ONE WEEK (ahem - six days) UNTIL TEALORANGES AND GARLIC SOUP WEEK!!! Come join us as we celebrate all iterations of the polycule!! All kinds of fan creations welcome, from the smallest doodle to the longest epic poem! See our post below for FAQ, guidelines, & prompts. #GarlicSoupWeek
A graphic reading: Only one week until TealOranges & Garlic Soup Week 2026!!! #GarlicSoupWeek 

Fics & art & poems & soup & crafts & zines & headcanons &  drabbles & love & reading & music & cosplay & translations & whatever 
else you can think of!!!!

A photo of Archie from OFMD, holding a tankard of alcohol and smiling like she's cheering, is on the graphic.
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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We stan a supportive Pirate Dad. @david-jenkins.bsky.social
David Jenkins calling Matthew Maher “One of the greats, both on stage and screen.”
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Meg_ofmd 🏴‍☠️ Crew for Life @megofmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s called an axe.
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MistyMountain | Save OFMD @mistymountain83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello pirate friends! I’d love to invite you to my first ever completed fanfic, an AU based on the classic 80’s movie “Planes, Trains and Automobiles.” If you like road trips, misadventures, silliness and romance, this story is for you. Please join me :) #OFMDfic archiveofourown.org/works/933975...
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GerlindeMoon @gerlindemoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been in my own little world that’s been trying to avoid…the world. But hey, I had the pleasure and absolute honor of doing frame #1 💕
A digital illustration of a frame shot from Our Flag Means Death. The image is of Stede grasping onto Ed before he pulls him in for a kiss. There is a golden arch way above them with a single flame, shining light between them. Ed is glowing with pinks that transitions into dark purples. Stede has golds and pinks for his silhouette. Surrounding them is a night sky with twinkling stars that arrange from purples and pinks while the bottom half of the image is pink dreamy, billowy clouds.
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
☀️🌊 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Digital illustration of ofmd Ed teach, pre series. He is standing back to viewer holding a rope in his left hand, presumably on a ship, leaning out slightly over the water. He is shirtless and in leather pants. His hair is pulled back in his usual style, mostly black with some silver, his head is turned so a hint of bushy beard is visible
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Sami Kelsh is a tired bear @samikelsh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s the Boorista’s favourite time of the year: there’s something about the fact that I can drink a hot filter coffee without getting all sweaty now, so I decided to make a bookmark of this ghost barista with some of their favourite coffee accoutrements. ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop #cuteart #artshop
Watercolour bookmark illustration of a ghost barista against a soft burgundy background with a number of coffee making equipment: a moka pot, a french press, a cone-shaped drip filter, and a swan-neck pouring kettle.
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OFMD Innkeepers Week @innkeepersweek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are now 51 new works in our #innkeepersweek collection. So why not check them out if you want something to read this evening? #ofmd archiveofourown.org/collections/... (Also if anyone says the fandom is dead then the innkeepers will be having words with you)
archiveofourown.org
OFMD Innkeepers Week | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I fucking love OFMD!!!!
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Alison @alimasin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You gotta read this, they're a perfect match 🔥
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at that lil heart they’re making with their bodies
Ed and Stede in s1e10. Their foreheads are together and Ed has his hand on Stede’s neck
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Kayla #CrewForLife 🏴‍☠️ @ironstrangle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because there are only 102 works in the tag (with this fic), and that's a travesty, I bring you another Wee John/Izzy fic. archiveofourown.org/works/93347246
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ll never be over what a perfect thing this was to say 🥺😭 #ofmd
Stede saying “You nut.
Why'd you have to go and get yourself killed?” to Ed’s body, casually breaking my heart
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/11/2024
Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We've stolen a lot of young people's lives by telling them they have to be planning A Great Career when they're like 19
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stede is listening to Pete tell the story of how he used to work for Blackbeard
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annettefb.bsky.social @annettefb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ed was so brave today. He was polishing a light fixture and a spider came running right out of nowhere 🫨 Sure he screamed loud enough for his neighbor to check on him. But his neighbor told him he was brave and gave him some apple crumble. He usually doesn't clean, but it was nice out. #ofmd
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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She's here! Brand spanking new ship (!!) Jackie/Abshir, explicit, 1900 words; please make my day and leave a non AI slop/spam comment on this 😂🥵🫦 archiveofourown.org/works/93325961 Late entry for #SpanishJackie Weekend, but I finally finished! Many thanks @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social for beta 🤩
Screenshot from AO3, dark grey background with white text that reads: Prince of Thieves by petrichorca

Summary: While running a con, a beautiful woman catches Abshir’s eyes. He tries to sell her half a pyramid, but no one scams Jackie—and Abshir is about to get more than he bargained for.

Notes: Late entry for Spanish Jackie Weekend (life was sure Life-ing last month and I couldn't finish on time for my own event), but here we are!!

#OFMDfic OFMD Our Flag Means Death #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙 @petrichorca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't actually know if it was 15 sentences or not, but I FINISHED IT and all it needs is a beta 🎉🎉🎉 (#SpanishJackie 🫦)
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