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Sam

@queermagneto.bsky.social
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Queer nerd from the swamps🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ They/Them. 34. 18+ I sell comics and comic book accessories. Forever crew. 🏴‍☠️

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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fandoms come and go but izzy hands is forever.
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Feña • daily Conito @moonysmith81.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how can a puppy look so calm??? how can Con look so handsome
Con O'Neill and his dog Cooper
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I fucking love OFMD!!!!
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had to explain cruising and hanky code to my significantly younger coworkers today. So. There's that.
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I tagged Con in something and now I have ~anxiety~
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I say it frequently, but I'm so tired.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Edizzy
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you made it to the first FRENCHIE FRIDAY of fall 🍂
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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨(Sprizzle Cheerleader)✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh look at these adorable boys! Thank you Rights 🤩 #sprizzy
A chibi Lucius Spriggs and Izzy Hands standing facing each other. Lucius has his arms folded and looks grumpy. Izzy is holding a cigarette and blowing smoke towards Lucius.
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You're going to need a bigger Izzy.
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Izzi Ward @ TBCAF Redshirt Hall B17a @izziward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A silly little thing that's been in my head since I rewatched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Be Excellent to Each Other!
an illustration of the characters Bill and Ted from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure holding pride flags - one trans, one progress pride flag - and doing their signature hand on heart gesture. Above and below them text reads: "BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER MEANS EVERYONE." the background is dark blue, with a smattering of white stars. Both boys are wearing small pride pins - Bill is wearing a trans pin and a queerplatonic pin, and Ted is wearing a bisexual pin and a queerplatonic pin.
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
unshakable headcanon is that izzys x is eds signature and ed gave it to him all romance aside, it also indicates to other pirates that Mr Hands can negotiate for Blackbeard, his face bears Blackbeard's mark and Blackbeard will abide by his agreements
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still want to be cunty jeans Lucius for Halloween...
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately.
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god I love getting into discussions that are just like...
crop of The School of Athens by Raphael, closing in on Plato and Aristotle who are wearing a chiton and cloak with "sickos" written on them
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ever since I actually for realsies quit smoking cigarettes, the smell makes me nauseous. So many customers smelt like straight ashtrays today.
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My current oopsie saga: I fell off a ladder Thursday while packing and scraped my knee and leg up pretty badly. I didn't realize how badly til the next morning. I also discovered a lemon size bruise on my ass from hitting a shelf on the way down. ANYWAY.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we’ve only got rum. one type. cheap.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"you're gonna get left behind if you don't start using ai" oh thank god, please leave me behind, i'm good over here, i do not want to go to there
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The ushe. Make them repair the ship. Execute them.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So. My dearest Canyon. Anyone searching for a job in/around the Boynton Beach area and wants to sling comics? We desperately need someone at our south location.
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got drafted to work a convention down south this weekend. It was okay, a little slow, but we chatted with some nice people. Bought some records. I was going to do HHN tonight, but there's no way I can do it. I am beat.
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love a neatly organized hotel nightstand.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hilma Af Klint, From the Swan series, 1913-1916 #Womensart
Painting of different coloured circles within circles of decreasing size against a white background
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Matt Emmons @secondatbest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Knight’s Repose, this month’s entry in the riso print club. I’ve been wanted to draw some medieval marginalia for a while now, especially snail-related
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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Buffy and Tara: Please Don't Forgive Me
ALT: Buffy and Tara: Please Don't Forgive Me
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My IRL bestie is going through a rough patch right now after being let go from their job. If you could share this/send a little their way if possible I would greatly appreciate it. As always, icons/headers or playlists in return.
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Support bex
Support bex
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘Queen Of the Night’ by Marjorie Miller 1931
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Sandy Jarrell @sandyjarrell.com · 16/09/2026
The Bat-Man
Full moon behind, he looks over the city from atop a building, the laws of perspective don’t apply here
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we don’t own each other 😌
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Leslie's Stuart show date was almost sold out but I managed to get two front row (!!!) seats. I'm so exciiiiiiited.
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Caro (Orchid) @orchidaexa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So anyway.... Steddyhands snuggling together in bed. They're kissing. Izzy has his little spectacles on and is doing the crossword. Ed is playing a dumb tower defence game on his phone. Stede is reading a book and waiting for Izzy to finish so he can do the cryptic crossword while Izzy falls asleep
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sprizzy
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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
David Fane showing off his Fang puppet on Taskmaster NZ. 🥹🫶
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Peter Mcgeghan has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today's my first day back at work since a combo of a plague and a major depressive episode took me out at the knees. My computer monitor is smaller... this is my 13th reason. *Izzy disassociating .gif*
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v. apricot @weirdlittleapricot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some of the characters at a pajama party
Con O'Neill characters at a pajama party: Roman McKeller is the host, Izzy and Tom are hanging out by themself, Jim is here for cheese, Cliff and Val are trying to do spookier games while Terry and Joe Brierley play normal games, Angel gets stuck on roof, Nick wears normal clothes, Neil falls asleep first, Mickey does shadow puppets, Joe Meek brought a ouija board, Massey & Bryukhanov leave early and Fidel gets summoned through the ouija board
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me to myself when the shit I ordered while high shows up
Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Homer hunched over in a robe looking distraught with his hands together
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I still read ofmd fic almost every night like a lil bedtime story, but I miss listening to podfics in bed lol. Drop Izzy/anybody idgaf recs for me, please?
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm bored. Let's do this lol.
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I miss ofmd so much. 😭
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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Ed Zeppelin 🏴‍☠️COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴‍☠️ @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Been meaning to post this. To our fallen icons #DollyParton #TimCurry
A drawing of Dolly Parton in a yellow and white jumpsuit with pink roses, she has one arm out behind her and she’s extending her left arm forward to Tim Curry dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter. He has grabbed her wrist as if being pulled into a dance with her. 
On the top of the drawing are the words “Be the joy you wish to see…” written in red calligraphy. 
In the bottom left of the drawing is the artist’s signature, “Zepp”
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Alice @thesearethekids.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Just imagine Pete saying any of the following: 🦺 I'm wasted on cross country 🦺 If anyone was to ask my opinion, which I note they're NOT 🦺 He was twitching because he had MY AXE EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM 🦺 I have the eyes of a hawk & the ears of a fox 🦺 It was deliberate! That was deliberate!
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think I'm just so so... you know the rest.
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Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 soft clowning era. I wrote a fic, once 🏴‍☠️ @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Izzy Hands sat on the floor of his cabin, looking drunk and wet and in need of love.
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Sam @queermagneto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Izzy's new outfits. He needed a clown one for HHN.
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