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The Last Essential White Guy @far-far-away.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is like when Lori Baker's husband noticed that her Tetris scores from just casually playing were better than the world record at the time: www.reddit.com/r/todayilear...
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From the todayilearned community on Reddit: TIL That a journalist accidentally discovered his wife was the world's best Tetris player
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October issue
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top
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Ms Hooper @mshooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Opinion: No one is wasting more ratepayer cash than the government #nzpol
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No one is wasting more ratepayer cash than the government
The $9 million already spent on council amalgamation proposals is just the start.
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Stuart Palmer @spalm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole".
"Fresh Butternut Pumpkin Whole" truncated to "Fresh Butt ... hole".
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Read a three page preview of ‘My Man, My Maunga!’ the second story that features in my new book, Local Legends, here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/my-man-my-...
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like an octopus, the Rationalist spews ink when threatened
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Leonie Morris @leoniemorris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tika was formed by barrister Zoë Lawton and investigative journalist Alison Mau. Frustrated by statistics that only 10% of survivors ever report, they identified a tech-led, collective action model as the best way to break systemic barriers, and support survivors as they seek justice.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a very tiny face-off on a rotten log
a yellow springtail with a purple reticulated pattern stands to the left of a solid red-violet springtail facing right
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GreenEggs| Toitū Te Tiriti @hekikakariki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#nzpol Our signatures are being delivered in style by Ngāti Kuhungunu 🖤🤍♥️ www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
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Horseback hīkoi bears down on Parliament in Te Tiriti protest
Security is tightening as the group seeks to ride its horses onto Parliament’s grounds.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Perilous Poozer @perilouspoozer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dream on little dude
A cat is silhouetted against a sash window in the morning sun, staring longingly at two massively plump kererū perched in a silver birch tree outside
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*Chariots of Fire theme*
inspiring series of grainy B/W stills from a slow-mo video of a dictyopharid planthopper launching itself majestically into the air (Burrows 2014 in JEB)
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i woke up with cramps and depression but don't worry. help is here
How To Good-Bye Depression 

If you constrict anus 100 times everyday.
Malarkey? or Effective way?

Hiroyuki Nishigaki"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out. In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration. If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell."
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Musical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Business financial data day - always a favourite. What's going on? TLDR: Profits pick-up, wages don't. I'll get into the glorious detail, but concepts first... 'NZ Businesses' buy stuff, pay wages, sell stuff, and make profits. Per capita figures for the above in the chart, simple? Right... [🧵 1/n]
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 06/09/2026
would you join in their ooze licking ritual? [y/n]
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Took a picture of my friends dog at the train station and may have created the best horror movie poster ever
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel like this moth is flashing me
Silly brown moth in a strange stance where he's almost standing upright, legs spread wide (suggestively), making uncomfortable eye contact
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A bottom leans over exposing himself to a partner and says "my asshole is actually a poretal to another location." The top says "cool... where does it end up?" The bottom replies "My buddy Dave's house." We cut to Dave quietly reading in his living room. A penis materializes out of thing air. Dave looks up with a smile and says "hey alright, Patrick's gettin' laid."
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saddleback season.
A squat caterpillar, brown on each end, lime green in the middle, with a brown spot in the center. A pair of fleshy horns covered in long spines extend from each end of the larva, and a trim of little bundles of spines around the lower part. It’s difficult to tell which end is the head.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 03/09/2026
the beach bikini babes were incensed to have their day ruined by a surfing skelington man
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on
An image I found on r/wizardposting showing a first person shot of a hand(that appears to belong to a wizard) flipping off a skeleton who is flipping the wizard off too. It is a night scene and the skeleton has light coming from it's eyes and mouth.
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✨🫧 aaaaaaash 🫧✨ @ashbrino.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i am compelled to share this video whenever this comes up youtu.be/ICZG33IxtgE
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Drunk Pig
YouTube video by Lanette Sydnor
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
cant even play it right
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 30/08/2026
The political obsession with public debt and budget surpluses with no broader regard to the functional and social health of the nation is infuriating. Literally what is a government for if not to build a stronger and more functional society?
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i like this horse sculpture, but it makes me laugh so much because it's like, the suggestion of a horse, but its cake is in full 4k
a stylized bronze sculpture of a horse. it's very curved and it is not at all detailed. the sort of shape a horse is -ishthe horse's cake, it's a hi-def peach
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Timeless... Elegant... Discreet...
a doodle of a woman with what looks like a cigarette in her mouth, leaning against a brick wall with the words "timeless... elegant... discreet... little poison dart guns that look like cigarettes. From general electric."
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’ve again been asked “why do sharks stick their dorsal fins out of the water?” This happens because shark’s dorsal fins are on top of, and therefore higher than, the rest of the shark. And sometimes the shark is in shallow water or near the surface. Hope this helps! 📷: a scene from Jaws
Scene from Jaws showing the shark’s dorsal fin sticking out of the water.
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Musical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's Thursday, have a weekly jobs update: Not everyone's favourite graph but suffice to say that 2021, 2022, and 2023 were 'growth' years. 2024 and 2025 were not. There were hints of hope in 2026 but the reality is that things might not be quite as awful as last year. Grim. [🧵1/n]
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Jane Horton 🇺🇸 🇦🇩 🇺🇾 🏳️‍🌈 @janebhorton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Five clay dogs buried under a palace doorway at Nineveh around 645 BC. Each one has its name written on its side in cuneiform. Expeller of evil. Catcher of the enemy. Biter of his foe. Loud is his bark. Don't think, bite. That last one is an instruction, written on the dog, addressed to the dog.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If anyone would like to see a baby anteater and their tidily claws, this is your lucky day.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sometimes I’ll open threads and immediately be hit with truths I never would expect to find there.
A Threads post by somebody called Georgie Porgie and it says no browse tomorrow for anybody tits at half mast for Dolly
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Malice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
immediately had to search for the video of Dolly and Patti singing Shortnin’ Bread while keeping the rhythm with their acrylic nails youtu.be/AOxsQNVOhro
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Dolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic Nails
YouTube video by Happy Mag
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"one day the sadness will end but i dont think todays the day" david lynch
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
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Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
construction workers don’t really catcall in my experience they look at you with museum-going expressions of curiosity and appreciation. guys kicking it outside the corner store might catcall or they might be too drunk. guys in cars however
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 19/08/2026
all right fine
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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