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Dylan Reeve

@dylanreeve.com
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I make TV and film. I write stuff. I was on #TheTraitorsNZ. Wrote FAKE BELIEVE (bit.ly/fakebelieve). Made TICKLED documentary. He/Him. dylanreeve@protonmail.com

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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 7h
It's just SO much money to spend on an accessory. I don't think I'll ever understand it. I feel the same about luxury cars and so many other things.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 9h
People make the same predictions about "personalised movies" — absolute numbbrained bullshit. But I guess what do you expect from people who "fixed" the "eating problem" by creating a nutritionally perfect grey slop so that they didn't need to actually bother with eating real food?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 12h
A lot of panic and hand waving from right-coded political people about the prospect of Chlöe Swarbrick as Minister of Finance... Honestly can't see any reason why. Why would they suggest Nicola Willis is somehow uniquely better suited? Chlöe is clearly very smart and well informed. It's silly.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy"
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 21h
@andrew.joll.nz please pass our thanks to Arlo and Slinky! And Moriarty says hi.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 29/09/2026
I've somehow ended up on wholesome-gay Facebook... Like, cool... But why?
A post from GayFamilyValues on Facebook, algorithmically promoted to me.
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Ka pū te ruha - Toitū Te Tiriti @kaputeruha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This comment sums it up for me. What good is an economy that crushes its own citizens while lining the pockets of a privileged few? #nzpol
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Enough with the niggers, enough with the jewrats" This important message on X the Everything App has been brought to you by Home Depot, McDonalds and Disney.
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
"Try the new AI agent from Meta." Ah cool now I can let the only company I trust less with my data than OpenAI read my emails. No way I'd regret that.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing angers me more than when a rich person says they are happy to be taxed more and people say “why don’t you write a check to the government” motherfucker they want everyone in their tax bracket to also write a check to the government because that’s how maths works you fucking numpty.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 29/09/2026
My friend Steven runs an improv stand-up show every month in Auckland called The Dice Show - highly recommended! It's on tonight in K Road if you're looking for an outing. events.humanitix.com/the-dice-sho...
events.humanitix.com
The Dice Show
Daring comedians take on The Dice of Destiny (cue lightning crash!), crafting comedy on the spot in this wild, high-stakes improv stand-up show.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 28/09/2026
I just don't understand even *wanting* to let a bot make deals on my behalf.
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Dave Frampton @majicdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s only “rogue bot incident” if it started in the OpenAI data center. Otherwise it’s just “sparkling malware”.
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is making the rounds but be aware: it's A.I. slop! First: having those big trucks with tanks full of fuel going that fast off-terrain seems highly unrealistic. But there's also a SUV and a guy appearing all of sudden and walking in the middle of it at the 17 second :P So yeah, don't fall for it
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 27/09/2026
I'm no demographer nor a criminologist, but I reckon that the Herald probably has Auckland's murder rate wrong here. I reckon it's probably lower than 3.6 per person.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 27/09/2026
Just as well US gasoline prices are at record lows, otherwise this sort of move would seem very foolish.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 27/09/2026
"The first party in a cartel to apply to the Commission can obtain leniency from civil proceedings and immunity from criminal prosecution" Great detail to get out there! 😁
rnz.co.nz
Commerce Commission cracks down on cartels in public procurement
The Commerce Commission says illegal bid-rigging in public procurement is costing New Zealand taxpayers around $360 million a year.
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 26/09/2026
Meta's platforms have repeatedly been caught running ads for deepfake "nudify" apps that let you virtually undress real people without their consent, but they won't run an a trailer for an upcoming documentary that reflects poorly on Elon Musk. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 26/09/2026
What is the imagined fraud here? They're fraudulently paying premiums but not taking advantage of any provisions of the coverage? Do these people even understand what fraud is?
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee commentary seems so stupid. I've been interviewed for jobs and I have interviewed people for jobs... And I doubt I'd even have really clocked it if someone I was interviewing brought an iced coffee or some other drink. It's so immaterial.
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 25/09/2026
This picture is really something! It's a real image, from Reuters photographer Evan Vucci. www.reuters.com/pictures/pho...
Donald Trump facing toward camera with a very intense scowl, almost staring directly down the lens. Behind him, each in sort of profile, bodies half turned towards him are Melania Trump and Chinese President Xi Jinping. Melania almost looks confused and annoyed at the same time. While Xi has a somewhat nonplussed expression. They've apparently just been watching a military parade at the White House.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 26/09/2026
Sometimes the questions TikTok asks are a *little* unnerving...
TikTok question after a video.

"Do you personally know the creator of this video?"

The options are:
"Yes, we are friends outside TikTok"
Or
"No, we are not friends outside TikTok"
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Shane Ross aka Mr. Snippy-snip 🎞⚔🎞 @comebackshane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OK, this is FUCKING CRAZY! Alec Baldwin’s FACE morph’s into DeNiro when he does a DeNiro impression. I mean, he literally transforms into DeNiro without the aid of VFX!
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 25/09/2026
This picture is really something! It's a real image, from Reuters photographer Evan Vucci. www.reuters.com/pictures/pho...
Donald Trump facing toward camera with a very intense scowl, almost staring directly down the lens. Behind him, each in sort of profile, bodies half turned towards him are Melania Trump and Chinese President Xi Jinping. Melania almost looks confused and annoyed at the same time. While Xi has a somewhat nonplussed expression. They've apparently just been watching a military parade at the White House.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 25/09/2026
Bought my first NZ-made Dr Pepper today! Yay! Sadly my local shop didn't have the sugar free version in stock yet.
Holding a can of Dr Pepper
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Russell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chris Penk getting his new column off to a great start by reviewing a book he hasn't read and declaring that it belongs "in the fiction section". I hope Stuff's editors are proud of themselves.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 24/09/2026
No one believes Trump likes to eat broccoli.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 24/09/2026
This is exactly the sort of piece I tend to spend ages watching. I really enjoy kinetic art, especially on a large scale.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 24/09/2026
This sort of thing is why Mighty Ape is dead to me now. I have never seen this camera, but I can confidently say it does not shoot 5K in any meaningful way. It will be, essentially, a dashcam in a camera-looking body. It's junk. It will sound terrible. This is not starting "creator life"
A Mighty Ape Facebook ad for a "digital vlogging camera" for $69.99. it claims to have 5k video
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once again, speaking as a professional archaeologist: "English" is not an ethnicity in any meaningful sense. You only have to go back about 1,000 years before everyone in Europe has the same group of common genealogical ancestors. Humans have lived on the British Isles for almost a million years.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 24/09/2026
I'm constantly baffled by this one. Like, I struggle to believe that people who claim to understand capitalism actually believe this, but they seem to. It absolutely might work if we had the sort of 'mom and pop' small business capitalism people imagine in a non-specific way...
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Grumpy @grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm never going to get my head around RW neoliberalism convincing folk that they would get better public services from private, profit-focused, suppliers than they would from state owned enterprises... Absolute bollocks.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 24/09/2026
Finally! We are a proper country... If Luxon takes credit for this, maybe he'll get my vote?
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 24/09/2026
Apparently Dr. Pepper might be arriving in NZ properly?!
reddit.com
From the newzealand community on Reddit: Dr Pepper is here in New Zealand!
Explore this post and more from the newzealand community
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 23/09/2026
It's such a fucking weird sales pitch. They aren't saying "hey, we need support so we can decommission this stuff in a controlled way" or something. Instead, it's "we have no idea how bad this stuff could be, but we think it might kill us all, anyway we need more money to keep doing it, lol"
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 23/09/2026
Close your eyes and you can't tell you're listening to a comedy sketch...
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I genuinely don’t understand how Elon can just do 24/7 Nazi shit and it’s like the whole world shrugs their shoulders and says “what can you do?”
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have known David for a while and he is actually 3 David Farrars in an overcoat.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@sarahclazarus

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast- paced environment
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 22/09/2026
Awesome pin, slandered (unintentionally) as AI slop.
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Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Live your life in such a way that you don't lose sleep over Nicky Hager releasing a new book 😇
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 22/09/2026
"Oh ouch! My petard!"
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 22/09/2026
Is this why Jordan was on Q&A the other day?
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 22/09/2026
This feels like the nub of it, to me.
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 22/09/2026
TPU is so tiresome and predictable. It's pathetic.
Facebook post from New Zealand Taxpayers' Union*

It features a photo of a piece from the Word of Wearable Art. 

The text reads:
$880,000 of your money for a World of Wearable Art exhibition.

The Government says the funding will attract visitors, boost Wellington’s economy, and showcase Kiwi creativity to the world.

At the very least that's what you'd hope the Major Events Fund would do!

But, what do you reckon... Is this a good use of the Major Events Fund?





* Not a real union.
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