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Pelicannon

@pelicannon.bsky.social
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Half pelican, half cannon, full of terrible opinions

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Jesus take the Wheel Of FORTUNE
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Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 05/11/2025
"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/11/2025
their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 31/10/2025
Ok I’m not fighting with “left” anti communists for the rest of the day it’s Halloween and I deserve happiness
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 31/10/2025
“I still cry sometimes,” Juan Ramón González said from Mexico after “self-deporting” in August, leaving the family he had raised over three decades in California. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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'I Still Cry Sometimes': Self-Deporting as ICE Cracks Down
The Trump administration's crackdown has led many immigrants to wonder whether they should self-deport. Some are indeed leaving the country.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The Chicago GOP amplified a “protest” of Senator Chris Van Hollen so I dropped by out of curiosity and there were literally two people there lmao
QT by Danielle Carter: We will be protesting this TREASONOUS traitor. [retweeted by Chicago Republican Party]

Original tweet by Chicago Flips Red: JOIN US April 22nd at 7:00 PM to protest this Maryland sellout coming to Chicago to raise money. Why is he coming here?? Is Maryland tired of supporting illegal gang members?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It’s important to note this is not and was never about citizenship. It’s about removing diversity and dissent to authoritarian power. Every man denied due process deserves basic rights because they are human. But remember that they are just the first and no one is safe: www.npr.org/2025/04/16/n...
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'Homegrowns are next': Trump hopes to deport and jail U.S. citizens abroad
Trump hopes to deport and imprison U.S. citizens abroad. Critics say the concept is unconstitutional and dangerous.
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Lincoln Square @lincolnsquare.media · 27/03/2025
Biden put rules into place to prevent banks from charging excessive overdraft fees. Senate Republicans just reversed that rule. They're not bringing down the cost of living. They're busy making life more expensive. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/u...
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Senate Overturns Rule Limiting Bank Overdraft Fees to $5
Lawmakers voted to invalidate a rule adopted last year by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. It now moves to the House.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2025
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
We live in what has been an exceptionally stable country, but it's just been destabilized. In that instability is possibility--not to return to the world of January 19th, 2025, but to something other than this rampage of hate and destruction, this oligarchs against everything coup. If we seize it.
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People Get Ready
Even though large tracts of America and many old and famous red States have fallen or may fall into the grip of DOGE-MAGA and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall...
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 19/02/2025
The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Two Way Street. A reworked version I made from a police produced victim and youth blaming PSA.
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Emma Vigeland @emmavigeland.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The reason pro-Palestine voices may not be "keeping the same energy" for Trump (whatever that means) is that we're not the GOP base. They don't care what we say. It makes Biden's failures worse: The shameful support for genocide & the political malpractice of ignoring his base.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/02/2025
i think this should be factored into how states, counties, localities and hospitals respond to these executive orders. "we will investigate you if you teach DEI." okay, with what agents, specifically? with what state capacity?
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
ask not what your country can do for you (slight pause) to reiterate, just don’t
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Tomorrow in DC we’re protesting DC Children’s Hospital for ending all care to trans people under 19 I would love to see my followers join me in protesting a move that’s already impacting folks very close to me If not now, when?
PROTECT TRANS HEALTH CARE PROTEST MEET 11:30 AM AT BRUCE MONROE COMMUNITY PARK MARCH AT NOON TO CHILDREN’S NATIONAL, MASKS REQUIRED
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ComeAsYouAreHockey @comeasyouarehockey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Portland Winterhawks Celebrate Pride and Show Fans “You Can Play!” Portland Winterhawks hosted their fifth-annual pride night against the Tri-City Americans on Friday January 24th. 
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Portland Winterhawks Celebrate Pride and Show Fans “You Can Play!”
Portland Winterhawks hosted their fifth-annual pride night against the Tri-City Americans on Friday January 24th. 
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GabbaGhoul @pat.repeater.show · 29/01/2025
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Vox Guitar amplifier with "Transphobes eat shit and die alone" written with marker on pink tape in capital letters.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/01/2025
you are loved, we will win
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I think it’s really important we identify the companies that are doing the right thing and reward them with our business.
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Amber Ying 應 緣 @amberying.com · 22/01/2025
My most Millennial complaint is that I'm tired of everything being video. BRING BACK TEXT OMG.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/01/2025
The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 04/12/2024
Idk who needs to hear this but don’t forget to cancel that subscription
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This needs to be said, loud, and often.
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.
Street full of parked cars in Bordeaux France, Google photo from 2008.Same location in Bordeaux photo taken by me in 2023.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/11/2024
the elected politicians threatening to take away your civil rights are a distraction from the real threat to society: the college students who annoy me on the computer
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/11/2024
In the spirit of togetherness, if you live outside the US please share your country's most dangerous cooking method.
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Pileus Media @pileusmedia.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 25/11/2024
anyone else notice the vibes brought by the supermassive accounts that only appeared on here after the election are rancid dogshit
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No More Freeways @nomorefreewayspdx.com · 14/11/2024
RT if you are gonna submit public comment on the $7 billion Interstate Bridge Replacement and demand they right-size this 5-mile highway boondoggle. Check out the Just Crossing Alliance comment generator for tips. Comments are due by EOD Monday November 18th! www.justcrossing.org/ibr-comment/
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 10/11/2024
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a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth .
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat holding a cigarette in its mouth .
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
we hate being right don't we folks
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
In my experience having spent much of my life surrounded by people bent on my political destruction, the most irritating thing you can do to them is have an inner life and protect whatever peace you can have.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I will also add: the MAGA chuds who are so happy right now will never find peace. They just won’t. Their entire self concept is wrapped up in an If/Then premise in which they can trigger the libs enough they will find meaning and joy. It won’t work. There will be a gay M&M or something.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/11/2024
to queer people who are worried. or anyone worried, really. you are loved, and we will win, one day as long as we have eachother
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/11/2024
i think that the people interested in recriminations and score settling right now aren’t seriously grappling with the magnitude of what happened and the implications for the rest of our lives. most of us will probably die living in the political order that will emerge out of this election.
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Portland: Neighbors Welcome @portlandneighborswelcome.org · 17/10/2024
Hi bsky! We’re Portland’s advocates for housing abundance and justice. We organize for zoning reform, tenant rights, social housing, and building neighborhoods that welcome Portlanders of all ages, wages and stages of life. We’re making the switch from twitter - RT to help us find our people 🏘️
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Matt @vintagecodecs.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
X-Com 2. RT if you agree
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Ursula K. PenGuin @ikiruined.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Let the Octavia Butlerian Jihad begin!
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 15/07/2024
Tempted to read J. D. Vance's Hillbilly Elegy? Skip it and listen to this instead
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‎If Books Could Kill: Hillbilly Elegy on Apple Podcasts
‎Show If Books Could Kill, Ep Hillbilly Elegy - Mar 23, 2023
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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
Ask your doctor if adjusting to the dystopian hellscape you inhabit is right for you
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
NYT covering Hillary Clinton’s “deplorables” remark vs NYT covering Donald Trump’s “vermin” remark.
Hillary Clinton Calls Many Trump Backers ‘Deplorables,’ and G.O.P. PouncesTrump Takes Veterans Day Speech in a Very Different Direction
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