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TheGratefulDeadpool

@gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social
47K followers 24K following 2.7K posts

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. 💙💙💙🇮🇪🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yeah...
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Disgraceful.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"No one has ever denied being a pedophile better than me!" he said proudly while shitting his pants. 🙄
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Not NEARLY enough...
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"Living the dream".
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Don't argue. Don't debate. Don't even engage. Just point and laugh.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Dont be fooled by the "change of heart" from slime balls like Carlson or MTG. They decided to ride the trump train until it crashed into the side of a mountain. They are nothing more than opportunistic nihilists. They will gladly watch the world burn around them to amass more wealth and power.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The complete and absolute dipshitery of it all is astounding. 🤦‍♂️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I can honestly say that without a shadow of doubt, Trump, still being the president after everything he's done, is the strangest thing that has happened in my lifetime.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Well, I know what I'm going as this Halloween. 🤷‍♂️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Such an inspiration. 🙄
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
When will this nightmare end?
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Let's hear all the rationalizing, hand waving, and excuses from the maga Christian right on why "god's chosen man" would be so vile, profane and sadistic, while mocking religion on their holiest of holy days. Meanwhile, I'll just be here rolling my eyes into a different dimension. 🙄
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ouch. Gonna need some ointment for that burn.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I don't know about you guys, but I love it when there's truth in advertising. 🤷‍♂️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This administration is all stems and seeds. 😐
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The fun part is that the "R" and the "P" are interchangeable with "Rapist" and "Pedophile." 🤷‍♂️✌️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If you, in any way, shape, or form, continue to trust, support, or defend this criminal administration, you are either incredibly gullible, misinformed, and totally ignorant or completely morally bankrupt and evil. There are no other choices.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Do you want the bad news, the worse news, or the worst news first?
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Interesting choice. 🤔
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What's simpler than a straight line? 🤔
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Until further notice, all traffic traveling to the high road will be diverted downward. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Do it...for your mental health.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Funny how Iran's "completely obliterated nuclear program" grew back faster than trump's ear. 🤔
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Spineless cowards.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A surprising action from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient. 🤷‍♂️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Easy mistake. 🤷‍♂️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Just so we're clear, the U.S. president killed children in order to help cover up the fact that he raped children.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Always a tweet for every occasion. 🤷‍♂️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Accurate.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Seems fair to me. 🤷‍♂️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Wonder where she is today...🤔
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I got to meet my favorite author tonight at a bar in NYC! Just hanging out having a drink and chatting with Mr. Matt Dinniman, author of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. I even got him to sign and personalize my book🤣...If you haven't read it yet, I HIGHLY recommend.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Alien vs. Predator
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
What the hell is wrong with this country?
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It's about fucking time.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Makes no damn sense... but then again, nothing does anymore.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hell no.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Happy presidents day. 😐
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Staying unevolved is a choice. We were never here to out shout you. We’re here to outgrow you.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Make it make sense.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Excellent idea.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
*Dump's name being in the unredacted Epstien Files over 1 million times* Maga reaction:
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Now I get why maga was so mad about a Puerto Rican singing at the Superbowl. 🤷‍♂️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Isn't it ironic... don't ya think?
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I thought it was one of the most entertaining halftime shows in the last decade. 🤷‍♂️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Dump logic: Maybe if I remind people I'm a racist, they'll forget that I'm a pedophile.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Racists gonna racist.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I mean, if he wants to share "monkey memes"...🤷‍♂️
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Maga: "trump isn't a racist!! We're not racists!!! Stop calling us that!!! Dump on truth social last night... 🙄
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