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jenni

@pearly-rose.bsky.social
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she/her | asoiaf, F1, music, obsessed with her cat, pearly--rose on tumblr

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video. 
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
for the first time since tracking began, more American households have kittens than puppies. there is a reason for this: homeownership is declining, and homeowners are twice as likely as renters to own dogs. did cats engineer the housing crisis? i'll be honest: it is now more likely than not.
Freya, a fluffy gray cat, sits packed into a woven basket by the window, staring at the camera with a distinctly displeased, suspicious expression.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hard-pressed to think of any criminal act that is so easily dismissed of consequence by the general population other than SA. these are the same folks that think vandalism and petty theft are jailable offenses (that is, if a POC commits them)
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 28/09/2026
Meteorologist just said it's gonna be 80 degrees by the end of the week after two days of nor'easter wind and rain and highs of 60. Mother nature in perimenopause too smh
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Juan L Rodriguez @jlrodriguez10.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This should be next to the definition of gaslighting as an example. This kind of "control" that "you want" is at the core of AI, and it is all that is wrong with it.
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Priscilla: O ônibus, A cachorra @meretrizcracia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Espagato
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The cool thing about complicity is that it goes away if you just tell people you don’t have it

Ed Sheeran breaks silence on Macklemore's tour exit: I am not complicit'
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jenni @pearly-rose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have a simple solution.
Stock photo of a hand holding a limp, unplugged wire near a wall socket.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13/09/2026
I can tell AI is shitty at its job because all the people who use it cannot come up with actual selling points to save their lives.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13/09/2026
“You need to integrate AI because while it will degrade your abilities and make your job less interesting and more shitty, at least you will retain employment” is not the sell AI proponents think it is.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO
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oliver🐇 @shoyos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tumblr post by worry noodle that says "Sometimes, you are given puzzle pieces and expected to know what to do with them."
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moonie 🌻🌾⛅ @moonix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ao3 e-mails are the only e-mails that find me well
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“You don’t really hate data centers. You’re just stupid” please God let Republicans run with this into the midterms
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
is the grim reaper fucking drunk or what
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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Now that's good marketing
Google search for widows bay and the "did you mean" section says "the next Martha's vineyard and definitely not cursed"
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
sweet mother mary josephine baker
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026
It is utterly damning of this country that a "Check If Your Salad or Your Guacamole is Especially Likely to Make Your Ass Explode" app is necessary, but since it is, I guess it's a good thing one exists
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Please stop paying for anything Harry Potter. This is where your money is going. At this point, you're not an ally, you're an abuser and we're your victim.
JK Rowling says the lawsuits will keep coming - to prevent trans women from using the right restroom.
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/08/2026
I don’t know what to tell you, man. everyone still over there is essentially melting their brains on contrarianism 24/7. “are scuba divers faking the need for bottled air?” these are addicts
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to stay up past my bedtime and look at the internet
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It is so hard to be a crone living in the woods with the property taxes these days.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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Rowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 31/07/2026
I think the thought that something like covid can just appear naturally and cause the havoc it did broke people’s minds so they search for some other explanation
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Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why is everything so transparently evil now?
"Print books from the pre-LLM era are structurally guaranteed to be free of this contamination. That alone is a significant advantage," it explains in an article on its website, as quoted by
404. "Physical books published before this date [pre-2022] are structurally clean of modern poisoning tools."
Once focused on helping libraries, distributors, and book shops find and sell books, ISBNdb now helps Al companies bulk-buy anywhere between 1,000 to one million books per order, according to 404.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These "we have made an AI so powerful" warnings are straight-up advertisements, btw. No different than "we have made an Oreo so delicious all other snack artists must relent."
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption
Within hours, the White House agreed the patient surveys painted a clear picture, the people said. In an internal call, the White House aides approved statements from the public health agencies for public release — though they still only identified Taco Bell as linked to the outbreak, without naming Taylor Farms specifically.
Taco Bell moved first, releasing a statement. While it did not explicitly name Taylor Farms it said it believed "public health is a shared responsibility among restaurants, their suppliers, and authorities, and we are proud to have consistently acted quickly and proactively to protect our guests."
The agency updates on the outbreak were finally posted after 10 p.m. New York time - hours behind schedule - and also omitted directly naming Taylor Farms or saying if the company would recall products.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
must-read thread. the map has errors, so here’s the list of 27 states from the recall she’s referring to: AL, AR, CT, FL, GA, IA, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MA, MD, MI, MO, MS, NC, NH, NJ, OH, OK, PA, SC, TN, TX, VA, WI. remember, risk tolerances vary!
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Jenna Tonelli @jennatonelli.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Gotham top of the table for now. Big week for the club!
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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Nemi @nemialmasy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Note the date
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jenni @pearly-rose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
LMAO nothing screams “secure in my masculinity” quite like wanting to make sure all your big strong boys have enough big strong boy hormones
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U.S. military will test service members’ testosterone levels, Pete Hegseth says
Hegseth said that service members 30 and older will undergo the annual screening and that people can choose whether to pursue testosterone replacement therapy.
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jenni @pearly-rose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
sorry can't talk, I'm going through my annual "here's why The OA is actually coming back" psychosis
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i had no idea this would become so literal
tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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jenni @pearly-rose.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lmao I love cats so much
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/07/2026
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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