iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bought myself a Kelsey Mitchell t-shirt to show that I'm an Indiana Fever fan but not one of THOSE Indiana Fever fans.

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Spritz season isn't over until I say it is

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gap keeps teasing me with the perfect cardigan (oversized and chunky with fat tortoiseshell buttons) but then I go to the website and it's always sold out 😩 please where can I find one like this!!

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You thought you'd seen the last of Big Balls...

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The ending (or lack thereof) of Netflix's "1899" haunts me to this day.

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My challenge to the people making the new X-Men movie: give Rogue her 90s comics hair, you cowards

Rogue from X-Men with big curly 90s hair and green and yellow uniform standing on the decapitated head of a Sentinel

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Will I ever feel like anything but an alien when I try to talk to the moms of my kids' friends? All signs point to no

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10/09/2026

despite all my rage i am still gonna eat the house of nick cage — that sinkhole, probably

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Days like today are a great opportunity for cleaning out my social media friend lists of people who love racism

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Really starting to understand those older women who wear nothing but matching linen sets from Eileen Fisher

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My neighbors probably think I'm so weird but in their defense I am

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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Steve R Dodd ‘Gateway: Worlds Without End’ (2019, acrylics on canvas board)

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The two funniest people alive rn (Cole Escola and Vic Michaelis) are both nonbinary. This cannot be a coincidence

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My new favorite hobby is giving stuff away on my local Buy Nothing Facebook page. Highly recommend it if you're an anti-packrat like me.

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

One shitty thing about being at your job for almost 20 years is that all the account reps and project managers and people you've been working with your whole career start retiring 😢

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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/08/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Mort "'Well, ----me,' he said. 'A ----ing wizard. I hate ----ing wizards!' 'You shouldn’t ----them, then,' muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes."

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I am cursed to never be able to wear a white shirt. This is from a tester at Sephora that exploded on me 🙃

Close up of a white t-shirt with brownish specks on it

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Today's leftover remix/boy kibble lunch: brown rice, air fried chicken, tzatziki, feta, cukes

A white bowl on a gray table with rice, chicken, feta cheese, and diced cucumbers

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There's a whole Magic School Bus episode about this

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Just saw a license plate that said "LETITBE" so obviously I read it as "le tit be"

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Le Tits Sean Connery

ALT: Le Tits Sean Connery

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

..."the trio all aging like curdled milk despite having more gender affirming care between than most dolls could ever dream of." LMAOOOO Sophie Cunningham sucks and @thefrankiedlc.news is doing the best writing about her and her "views"! www.thefrankiedlc.news/p/sophie-cun...

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sophie cunningham wants to "get back to basketball"

ok, let's talk about sophie cunningham's basketball career then

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

So, my email address since 2004 has been [firstnamelastname] at gmail. Someone with my same name, whose email address I'm guessing is something like [firstname-lastname] at gmail, keeps entering MINE on accident.

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

#lastnightIdreamed that Renee Rapp choked me and then I woke up coughing 😅

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I think the vibes feel weird right now because it's been too long since Chappell Roan yelled at a man in public

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Nacho cheese dispenser for every household

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Me listening to my own "all time top songs" list on Spotify: wow this playlist slaps

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

It is truly wild how many white British women are named India

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Tito's vodka, club soda, homemade mixed berry simple syrup.

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Right now I'm that "help me budget my family is starving" meme but replace "candles" with "shoes for my daughter whose feet have grown four sizes in one school year"

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Go Fug Yourself, Cute Overload, D-Listed, and unfortunately Perez Hilton

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

Nikolaj Coster Waldau in a white tuxedo shirt, black pants and black untied bow tie leaning against a white column wall

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Humiliating: having to explain to your director of finance that you may or may not have been drinking and accidentally used your work credit card to book a dolphin cruise on spring break 🤡

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Today I'm mad about "summer camps" that are like two hours long. How is 9:30-11:30 a.m. a "camp." You shouldn't be able to call it a camp unless it's full day or even better, unless I can drop my kids off on Sunday and pick them up on Saturday.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I don't think that's how that works, lady!!

ad on the bottom of a website with a blond woman chomping on a tube(?) of tirzepatide. the text says "forget ozempic! these are the best glp-1 medications of 2026"

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 06/05/2026

I want people to remember this story—and numerous others across a slew of states—when they complain about 'red states voting against their interests,' the problem here is voter suppression, from redistricting to barriers to voter registration to making it as hard as possible to vote.

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Kids shouldn’t be learning that AI skills will guarantee them a job a decade from now, because it’s not true. They should be learning that AI is already eroding the workforce and making it harder for people to get jobs, because that’s the truth.

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

This this this!! Like what you like and do it with your whole chest! @joshgondelman.bsky.social

The opposite of snobbery isn't bad taste, it's no taste at all.

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Added some sun-dried tomatoes, chickpeas and feta and made a huge pasta salad 🤌🏻

A red bowl with pasta, veggies, feta and chickpeas

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Mallory 🚀 ⚔️ @wildlingoftarth.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

If ihad someone else to do the washing, chopping and cooking of the veggies, this might be all I'd ever eat

A tray of roasted multicolored bell peppers, red onion and carrots

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