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@patter.bsky.social
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hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy // Klankers, nein danke

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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 7h
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 9h
Game of Thrones enjoyers should read The Accursed Kings series from Maurice Druon. Similar family politicking in late medieval France. I think GRRM also listed it as an inspiration. There's not as many dragons, and you may learn a bit of history.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 10h
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 9h
Sean dying in everything else to make up for surviving all of Sharpe
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 9h
Classic Sharpe ridiculousness. Redcoat officer pep taking his entire company before they assault an enemy gun position, and it's just 20 guys in a ditch, an occasional explosion yards away as a single Spanish gun occasionally fires in their general direction
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 9h
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Ny...
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Lake Nyos disaster - Wikipedia
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 13h
Option C: Back my kickstarter 🔥 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 11h
and I don't need dlss shaders that break the intended visual style of the game
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 11h
Rail Replacements, the new name for subs
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 11h
The first one was 30 years ago. If you grew up alongside the series, it is time to visit your GP
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 12h
The secret ingredient is a half teaspoon of rosewater. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cardamom PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A man is leaning into a guillotine to be executed. Surprised, he asks "is that... Cardamom?" The executioner answers "with a hint of aniseed." The caption below the comic reads "the best thing about holding The Revolution in Fall was the pumpkin spice guillotine."
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 11h
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Tonberry Dance
ALT: Tonberry Dance
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Amiryth @amiryth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finding an unattended kobold
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 13h
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promotional art of the game castlevania with text added rhat says "capital is dead labor. vampire lIke, it only lives by feeding up9n workers"
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 11h
That's not a merge request, that's a whole-ass new project
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 13h
"I think it's cool that you and your LLM supposedly got this to work. It has no place in my world." is now my favorite AI bro brush-off.
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 11h
There's been quite a few times I've checked mine from my home office, upstairs at the front, pointing a 200 lens towards the neighbours house across the road.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I think a good sign off for work emails instead of “best regards” is “we all float down here,” help me make this a thing.
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 11h
Anyone else really can't be arsed with periodic performance reviews at work? Just tell me if I've fucked up in real time, and be aware I'm only here to keep getting paid. I don't need records on company portals with slop-written text.
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 13h
All the dishwasher lights on & I'm still using it, probably needs everything filling up
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ArieFox @ariefox.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
That meow meow pilot :3 (I kinda overdid the background haha) #furry #furryartist
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1999: Going deeply in debt to attend film school in LA, but I should have a good career! 2026: There are two movie studios left after mergers and no one is working who doesn't come from money. Someone's MST3K fanedit is forcing me to have an opinion about whether "Alien From LA" should be open matte
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17h
#VanityFair
Vanity fair cover with Sam Altman stealing everything
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 14h
With the Microsoft Store existing, they could have a good way to ship "minimal windows". First time you log in, pop up the store with a Microsoft picked set of recommended apps.
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 14h
NPC energy
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 14h
Derek rocks up, ready for a flight to Málaga "next month off? Sweet"
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 14h
Is it wrong to post on company wide work chat "meeting invites have a description, this lets you promote the meeting by telling people what it is about"
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 14h
Near topic, I've got to post
Mads Mikkelsen from Casino Royale, sitting at a gaming table with Warhammer scenery & a battle line off units.

Tau, Mr Bond? Embarrassing. I cat "Da Jump" and put my 30 Ork Boyz in the rear of your gun line. Waaaaagh, Mr Bond
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 20h
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 15h
A sign we need to keep dogging the heels of the US, as it were
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 15h
We're now arresting people for doing what Facebook does every day?
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Casey @casey382.bsky.social · 15h
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 15h
There's more than one way to phrase an apology m.youtube.com/watch?v=S8vA...
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Babylon 5: Captain says he's sorry
YouTube video by newtoeugene
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
rip 😔
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him.

Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all”

Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 17h
The slop animal videos when they could have pointed their camera at a cat.
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 17h
@garius.bsky.social did a recent GW history episode on his untitled history podcast
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 18h
Feels like they really shouldn't be enforceable, when you need to use the website or interact with that company.
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 18h
Warhammer themed ones, with skulls on
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 18h
and I used to joke about us being governed by the Ruinous Powers under the last few Tory regimes
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Talon Rose @talon-rose.bsky.social · 20h
I took this some years ago from the official uk government service area. I can't remember what for but there really hasn't been a day where this just hasn't been true :-P.
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 05/10/2026
There is a bleak sort of pleasure in telling people who bring up AI in casual conversation, “Actually, I’m one of the authors AI stole from. Not an exaggeration. The judge ordered them to send me a check.” It hits them different when it’s a real person saying it.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 19h
Wouldn't be the only one, Ed Hunter was released with some versions of their Virtual XI album en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Hunter
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Ed Hunter - Wikipedia
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 20h
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Terminator 2: Man with Cigarette Behind Fence
Alt: Terminator 2: Man learning against a wire mesh fence, cigarette dropping from his mouth in shock
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 20h
It's unfortunate that group is financed by an AI company
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Ecli 🔜 NFC @ecli-fox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no thoughts, only bread 🦊🍞
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Avon DeRussate @avondeer.bsky.social · 20h
"‘Pull the plug’: protesters resort to direct action against AI firms" Who would have thought that an Internet-utopian geek such as myself would be in a place to seriously consider joining a movement calling "Pull the Plug"? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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‘Pull the plug’: protesters resort to direct action against AI firms
Campaign groups report surge in membership after a spate of AI safety alerts and apocalyptic warnings
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patter.bsky.social @patter.bsky.social · 20h
Proper goblins, not finance goblins
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