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Patrick Milum

@patrickmilum.bsky.social
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Patiently awaiting baseball season and/or the end of the world. Data Science. #rstats. TX. Other cool stuff.

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kevin Durant on the drama surrounding the WNBA: "All that stuff is to be noise man. WNBA is flourishing. Look what these women are doing. Look at the money they made over the last few years. Look at the visibility of their league. They got 4, 5 signature athletes on major brands
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
quick question- should i try to do the research to figure out what’s going on here or just move on and try to have a good day
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 22/08/2025
9/11 themed cheerleading routine from Texas This is real. Where is my popcorn
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Draft Profile: Vivek Ramaswamy, Yale (R/R). The footwork of a Gas-House Gorilla trying to hit a changeup. Stands tall through swing, removes hips from all action. Extends arms early and resists pronation entirely. Elite at catching bottom of the ball out in front for IFFBs. No true defensive home.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Queen.
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mister Ed hits a HR vs. legendary Los Angeles #Dodgers pitcher Sandy Koufax! Classic TV! (1963) ⚾️🐎 #MLB #1960s #Baseball #History
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Julie (Aakadewin-O Waawaashkeshi Kwe) Francella @juliefrancella.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Willie Nelson is speaking out about AI data centers & I'm grateful for his voice in this fight! The race for artificial intelligence has a very real footprint: water, energy, land, and too often, Indigenous communities are expected to carry the burden. Progress shouldn't create new sacrifice zones
Screenshot of a post by Willie Nelson on X (formerly Twitter). The post features a long statement opposing the construction of AI data centers near his hometown of Abbott, Texas. Nelson writes that data centers are noisy, consume large amounts of water, create light pollution, threaten farmland and small family farmers, and disconnect people from the land. He argues that rural America's strength comes from open spaces, local businesses, and stewardship of the land, ending with a warning that "Whoever controls food and water, controls the masses," and urging people to protect essential natural resources.
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atomly @atomly.com · 08/07/2026
when dudes become the joker why don't any of them become the cool fun one who listens to prince
jack nicholson joker in the art gallery scene
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July….
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What we’ve got here is a man telling a Texan how to talk to other Texans about football who appears to have heard of both Texas and football sometime in the last 24 to 48 hours
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/05/2026
tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Happy best day of the year to all! Get those R sessions open. #baseball #rstats
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/03/2026
don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/03/2026
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
“How can you not fucking hate baseball?”
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bill @halcyonfeature.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
favorite new sub-genre unlocked
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Gotta share this. One of the most in-depth observations of music I’ve read. For fans of doom and the eternal drone. Have a pen near because you’re going to discover some amazing music. Harry Sword is brilliant.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
Love the fact that in the town hall scene in JAWS, there's nothing on the chalkboard until Quint shows up, meaning that he made a little drawing to show off how scary a giant shark is to help his sales pitch.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
who called it the Orange Bowl and not the Lifted or The Story Is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground game
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Houstorian @houstorian.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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James Clay @lonestarstriker.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
🤣🤣🤣 #IYKYK
I left my wallet in El Segundo. #ATCQ
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Brandon D. Wilson @geniusbastard.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
On Thanksgiving, I think we should all, as a family, watch THE LAST WALTZ. It’s the first Thanksgiving with all the members of The Band gone.
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a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
ALT: a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Saw my pals play a bunch of tunes at their album release show, had several beers, ran into a bunch of folks I never see anymore, got late night JitB, can I get a hellyeah?
The band Ancient Cat Society performs onstage (with help from some friends) in Houston.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Some of life’s best advice. Do art.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
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Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
When Andre cries I cry
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
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R.C. Brougham (but haunted like Christine) @captainruck.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
oh my god
"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles."

I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.
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Chris Newton @cd-newton.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2025
Possibly weirded out my long-suffering colleagues with this idiosyncratic observation last week, and feel like it belongs in a meme. #RStats #Python #RIPDavidLynch
David Lynch (RIP) meme variation where in a conversation with fellow filmmaker Jason Barlow, David Lynch said, "Python feels like soldering; R feels like painting." When Barlow asks him to "Elaborate on that," Lynch smiles and says, "No."
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I am dying at the kid's facial expression #sixseven
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not. “Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.
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Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump's Likeness | Defector
The United States Department of the Treasury has developed, to the brink of production, a dollar coin that features the face and likeness of President Donald Trump, according to a source within the Tr...
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 28/09/2025
sick shot of One Battle After Another playing in IMAX 70mm, from the projection booth
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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I need to insure a bridge. you see I’m a little worried about its location
Sign for SIMON GURFINKEL INSURANCE
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Happy to have visited Mr McMurtry’s bookstore while he was alive and can’t wait to visit the new literary center. Hats off to all these folks who keep it alive.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Game’s probably over, post good TikToks
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Oh hell yes!
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I started playing baseball again a few years ago and that led to redoing my own old glove, which led to hunting for cheap sweet old gloves to rehab, and now I’ve redone 19 I think? A few for friends. I had to stop looking for a bit, I need to move some before I can entertain any new ones.
A late 1960s Wilson A2000-XL model baseball glove which I restored. A 1970s MacGregor G4T glove endorsed by J.R. Richard, which I restored. The glove has a wide and deep hinged pocket, with supple burgundy leather.A special issue MacGregor HRK glove celebrating Hank Aaron’s 715th home run in 1974. The palm features a portrait of Hank in gold ink, encircled by the words “ALL TIME HOME RUN KING” and his signature underneath. The pocket features crossed bats and the number 715.A smaller Franklin 1137 Backhander infielder model glove which I restored. The glove is bright red leather with white welting and a deep blue lace.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 22/08/2025
Jon asks why the GOP's "one is too many" logic applies only to immigrants and not mass shootings
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
You gotta sing your pets Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs & just swap out the word maps w their name & they just wig out they love it
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Jenna @jennaonthenet.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it
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Kendall @kendallrjones.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
If you’re reading this and own a baseball glove, congratulations, you now play for the Minnesota Twins
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/07/2025
testing
a 6x5 grid of the many incarnation of Link from the Legend of Zelda series.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
thinkin about it again
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Texas wouldn't even exist without immigrants. Austin, Texas
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Hell yeah.
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