Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I live in LA because you can be crying on the freeway when you look up and notice a sublime partly-cloudy golden hour passing over the face of the Minion 216220
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026speaking my truth as a Delighted Laugher…sorry to all the laugh misers who have interpreted an instinctive response to the pleasures of existence as mockery and scorn but that’s no way to live 2315
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026some people only laugh when they find something funny and other people laugh when they find something delightful; the former group thinking the latter group is being disrespectful drives a nonzero amount of mutually baffling social friction 0514
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Stepped onto the elevator at work this morning and a woman already on was engrossed in an ebook on her tablet. Didn’t even look up. She was much shorter so I could see that the whole page was a cunnilingus scene 1310
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the woman next to me at the nail salon is an occasional soap actress getting ready for the Emmys. we are so back 0140
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026overhearing a vintage dumb-dumb LA lunch bon mot in 2026 like “Movies don’t always get the best poster. But they usually get the poster they deserve” instead of 2 zoomer guys getting Serious about AI…like seeing a Bengal tiger in the Sundarbans 0252
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026sitting in the dark listening to droll antiquities professors talk about the spartan political system feels so good when no one thinks you should be at the club anymore 2240
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026as my adult development reaches full flower I find myself at an exciting and charged tipping point. I thought I’d be a napoleonic wars guy but I might be turning into an ancient civilizations guy instead. I’ll check in after 16 more hours of bbc radio programmes about Crete 4241
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026unfortunately I have limited compassion for men who feel this way. I gotta put in several extra hours per week on my appearance but you guys should be dusting the baseboards 190
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I can’t BELIEVE I have to keep cleaning this stupid apartment until I die. I have a whole ass other job 1751
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Does anyone enjoy cleaning their home or do some people simply hate it less 3110
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026giving myself psychic damage by checking out goodreads reviews of real books 2131
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026when a “rarely” guy trots out a “seldom”…pick a lane 0140
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026more than ten years ago a gust of wind blew my wrap dress open and a man locked eyes with me, marched up to where I stood hastily retying my dress, and asked me for directions to the nearest Chipotle. some things really stay with you 0200
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026what’s up gang odysseus here i just landed on another kickass island, to get my ass kicked 0250
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026“I like your skirt” it’s a dress “I like your dress” it’s a skirt “I like your skirt” it’s a dress “I like your dress” it’s a sk 0120
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026watched 7 minutes of soccer in the lunch room and saw 2 goals in that time so I’m on board with the pace and excited to continue following this sport 0200
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I work full time writing product marketing copy and software documentation for a B2B SaaS platform and have never used AI once 1150
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 27/05/2026this and some laudanum and a luggage cart with 12 ostrich leather hatboxes >>>>>>>> 1602
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 20/05/2026has anyone made a website or google maps plugin or something that tells you whether a hotel has TCM or not 0151
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I was ambivalent about kids *before* my life’s course veered violently away from even having the option so it doesn’t matter but you can’t deny that I should have had a hysterically attached son to travel the Continent with. Huge missed opportunity 0341
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Netflix gave an East of Eden adaptation to Elia Kazan’s grandkid to direct…this information is a malicious energy ray pointed directly at my head to weaken me but I will overcome it 2240
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026not sure why it took me so long to google the concept of “some kind of clip for skirt that is slightly too big so it will sit at my waist like I want” but it turns out they make those 1170
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026frantically motioning for this guy to pull over to ask “so what kind of music do you like” 2130
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026when the 1930s dance movie lists a “Marine Advisor” in the credits >>>>>>>>>> 190
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026ME: Guerlain? she had taste. and get a load of her measurements… MY CRASS, WISECRACKING PARTNER: ooh la la officer fairy ME: I don’t expect you to understand but show some respect. I barely have to look at the criterion blu-rays to know this woman was special. whoever did this… will pay 1140
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I’ve been home sick for a week which is long enough to really get into The Detective Game, wherein I carefully examine my own apartment from the POV of a hardboiled noir protagonist who’s searching for clues to my murder and falling in love with me in the process 04311
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026is there a way to set up push notifications about isabelle huppert in the future 1110
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 01/05/2026In seriousness I would enjoy living like this full time. walking around is my favorite 0120
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I don’t want to go back to work I want to put on a flat cap and pace the fields with my hands clasped behind my back and play pétanque with the boys 0130
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 26/04/2026me: god damn America me when “Toxic” comes on at the gay bar in Paris: god bless America land that I love stand beside her and guide h 0170
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I’m going on vacation does anyone need anything 170
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I have a corporate event tomorrow for which my hair needs to be clean. I have to clean my hair somehow. But it can only be accomplished at terrible cost to myself (night shower + full blow dry and style before bed) 050
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 10/04/2026the 30 rock episode where liz goes on administrative leave for sexual harassment and falls in with the idle rich housewives who are running a fight club is something that could happen to any character on mad men 1141
Reposted by Marie (same one)bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026french dog owner (in french): he will not stop barking. why will he not cease the dog (in bark): I SEE FARMER GHOST. I SEE ERGOT DEMON FARMER GHOST IN FIELD 223620
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I bought a book and the cashier said they were doing a book club on it at the store so being the master of my own destiny I wrote it on my calendar and showed up. there are rooms all over the place you can just walk into and meet people 1150
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 23/03/2026“Special Effects” used to mean Movie Magic and now it just means Computer 2302
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 21/02/2026yeah my boyfriend’s in a band/ he plays guitar while I sing lou reed 0120
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 21/02/202611 hours of lana del rey hits so good when u ain’t got a man in ya ear 2181
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 21/02/2026saturdays are for chores (taking everything out of the closet and trying on formal shorts with different pairs of heels while listening to Lana’s discography in sequence) 080
Reposted by Marie (same one)John @jjbjr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I saw someone say, “Emerald Fennell is Greta Gerwig’s Wario,” and I haven’t stopped laughing 😭 2541144
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 14/02/2026last night I went to wuthering heights. no comment 0110
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 14/02/2026booked a vacation that’s not to visit family, as in a trip solely for Me to Enjoy, for the first time in yeARs. are there any good restaurants in Paris 2120
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 01/02/2026saturday night encountered a hawk moth pollinating the jasmine in my courtyard and started crying at the mystery and majesty of life’s delicate web 0200
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026already bought some of the new mitski merch with the cat on it 090
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026this photo is like a police composite of all the men in my life who ever Did It For Me and if I look at it for too long I feel my brain cells turning into popcorn 0160
Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026wild how I’m going to meet so many people in my life who never knew me before and they’ll have no clue why I sometimes drop 1930s prospector idioms into regular conversation 1220
