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Patrick Milum

@patrickmilum.bsky.social
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Patiently awaiting baseball season and/or the end of the world. Data Science. #rstats. TX. Other cool stuff.

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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It has been a brutal week. Go Rockets.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Nothing is everything” has been on repeat in my head for an eternity. This is hell.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The vibes from the 2015-2023 teams were the best ever in Houston (my lifetime, at least) but the play was also great. Some of these current dudes just aren’t very likable. But they also are Not Good At Baseball.
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kevin Durant on the drama surrounding the WNBA: "All that stuff is to be noise man. WNBA is flourishing. Look what these women are doing. Look at the money they made over the last few years. Look at the visibility of their league. They got 4, 5 signature athletes on major brands
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This guy sucks and I’m tired of pretending he doesn’t. Finally, I’m free.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
quick question- should i try to do the research to figure out what’s going on here or just move on and try to have a good day
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 22/08/2025
9/11 themed cheerleading routine from Texas This is real. Where is my popcorn
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Draft Profile: Vivek Ramaswamy, Yale (R/R). The footwork of a Gas-House Gorilla trying to hit a changeup. Stands tall through swing, removes hips from all action. Extends arms early and resists pronation entirely. Elite at catching bottom of the ball out in front for IFFBs. No true defensive home.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh wow. This is BAD bad.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
After that half-ass 6 7 celebration Indiana decided to run the table.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Congrats!
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jeff Fisher is a dick.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Queen.
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mister Ed hits a HR vs. legendary Los Angeles #Dodgers pitcher Sandy Koufax! Classic TV! (1963) ⚾️🐎 #MLB #1960s #Baseball #History
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Julie (Aakadewin-O Waawaashkeshi Kwe) Francella @juliefrancella.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Willie Nelson is speaking out about AI data centers & I'm grateful for his voice in this fight! The race for artificial intelligence has a very real footprint: water, energy, land, and too often, Indigenous communities are expected to carry the burden. Progress shouldn't create new sacrifice zones
Screenshot of a post by Willie Nelson on X (formerly Twitter). The post features a long statement opposing the construction of AI data centers near his hometown of Abbott, Texas. Nelson writes that data centers are noisy, consume large amounts of water, create light pollution, threaten farmland and small family farmers, and disconnect people from the land. He argues that rural America's strength comes from open spaces, local businesses, and stewardship of the land, ending with a warning that "Whoever controls food and water, controls the masses," and urging people to protect essential natural resources.
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atomly @atomly.com · 08/07/2026
when dudes become the joker why don't any of them become the cool fun one who listens to prince
jack nicholson joker in the art gallery scene
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July….
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m gonna say the 66 year old version of Joe Montana is probably the worst QB in this scenario.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Need that sweater.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Would love to see Cenac, Sharp, and Uzan all get drafted by the end of tomorrow.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Killer crossover.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What we’ve got here is a man telling a Texan how to talk to other Texans about football who appears to have heard of both Texas and football sometime in the last 24 to 48 hours
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Impossible to root against this guy.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Saaaame.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I like option C where I spend 48 hours at a game and then stay overnight in the museum where things come to life.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/05/2026
tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Never a wrong time to say this.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s brilliant and beautiful and inspiring. Enjoy!
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This guy should be mayor of every city (especially mine).
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sincerely believe everyone should have to wait tables for a year before being allowed to eat in a restaurant.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This graphic should be titled “UConn women are badasses.”
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
But you can put it on layaway.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Happy best day of the year to all! Get those R sessions open. #baseball #rstats
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/03/2026
don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/03/2026
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
“How can you not fucking hate baseball?”
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
So good. Difficult to live up to the hype but this one delivers.
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bill @halcyonfeature.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
favorite new sub-genre unlocked
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Channelview, TX represent.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Oh, and here is a non-exhaustive playlist. open.spotify.com/playlist/6rS...
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Monolithic Undertow
Playlist · patricknelsonmilum
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Gotta share this. One of the most in-depth observations of music I’ve read. For fans of doom and the eternal drone. Have a pen near because you’re going to discover some amazing music. Harry Sword is brilliant.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I’m game.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Don’t root for the jersey, root for the VO2 max and sex appeal.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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Patrick Milum @patrickmilum.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I used to play one of these and always got so many questions about it.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
Love the fact that in the town hall scene in JAWS, there's nothing on the chalkboard until Quint shows up, meaning that he made a little drawing to show off how scary a giant shark is to help his sales pitch.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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