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grr woof etc. 🏳️‍🌈 🐻 | student 👨🏻‍⚕️ 🏝️ | former paramedic 💖 🎶 some of those that work forces 🎶 💖 🖤💕 are the same that burn crosses 💕 🖤

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026
honestly, taco bell is probably one of the safest places to eat right now re: explosive lettuce poop. go ahead and crash out and eat ten doritos locos tacos, you've earned it 🌮
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Vic Thorstenson @vthorstenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.
Large limestone lavatory building built by Works Progress Administration workers in 1938. Located at Minneopa State Park near Mankato, MN.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/07/2026
"Even if McConnell did have a health emergency, leftists have no right to come between him and his doctor. There are some lines you just don’t cross, and every American deserves the right to make decisions on their health in accordance with the medical professionals they trust."
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Why Can’t the Left Understand That a Politician’s Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor?
“Every American deserves the right to make decisions over their own health in accordance with their loved ones and medical professionals they trust. No excep...
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the nonstop grand finale fireworks display against the serviceman singing the 70s gay blowjob anthem with the vineyard vines broccoli children clapping all along is significant somehow
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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
*movie trailer voice guy* Air Bud’s back and he hates women
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Yum Yum Podcast @yumyumpodcast.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/03/2026
great article about the failure of the US media chomping at the bit and believing every single piece of bullshit said by CEOs and the billionaire class
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"CEO Said A Thing!" Journalism
"CEO said a thing!" journalism involves parroting the claims of a business leader or executive with absolutely no context, correction, or challenge whatsoever, no matter how elaborate the delusion.
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026
cut off someone’s limb with a bone saw today, how was your friday
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026
who remembers car bras
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026
Kind of fucked up that at the end of Jonathan Demme’s masterpiece, “The Silence of the Lambs,” Catherine Martin just casually steals Precious from Buffalo Bill’s house as they walk her to the ambulance. 🐩
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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Hayden Clarkin @thetransitguy.com · 13/02/2026
A casual reminder that the federal government in 1974 killed a plan to build a 75-mile, BART-like rapid transit rail system in Detroit, which called for 3–12 minute headways and a 150-mile BRT system feeder system, for being “too ambitious.”
SEMTA plan by Jake Berman
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 31/01/2026
a man who bore a striking resemblance to noam chomsky once almost ran me over while riding his bicycle on the sidewalk on mass ave in front of the college there and now i feel even more justified about the total indignation i felt in that moment
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 21/01/2026
Physicians don't make good labor policy. It's not producing GDP, it's stealing wages and upward job mobility from younger generations and stealing retirement from older generations. These morons want to work us all to death.
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
being an ER doctor is literally a joke
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 17/01/2026
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/12/2025
1. “We are the only poets, everyone else is prose.” 2. “My life had stood a loaded gun.” 3. “Jealousy is the cousin, the cousin of greed.”
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Emily Dickinson Poem or an Early Aughts Emo Lyric?
1. “We are the only poets, everyone else is prose.” 2. “My life had stood a loaded gun.” 3. “Jealousy is the cousin, the cousin of greed.” 4. “She ...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/12/2025
"Move to the center. Inject some civility into your hate speech."
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Should You Move to the Center? (As Defined by The New York Times’ Editorial Board)
Illustration by Jesse Shamon - - - Click image to enlarge.
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 04/12/2025
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
Elliot Stabler from SVU yelling at a male suspect
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/11/2025
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new ...
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 27/11/2025
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
moe when bart pranks him holding the phone
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/11/2025
I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 15/08/2025
Seeing a movie where a character takes the metro to Georgetown Overhearing someone say they were flying out of “Reagan” Illegal immigrants everywhere (spotted lantern flies)
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Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC
“President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and temporarily taking over the city’s police depar...
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 15/08/2025
obnoxious new gym post
a mirror selfie at the gym
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 24/06/2025
Didn’t expect to see Apple accelerating the iPhone’s slide toward irrelevance more than it already has with AI features that a lot of users don’t want, but now we also get intrusive ads pushed from Apple Pay with movie promo codes for Apple’s F1 movie, which nobody cares about or wants.
A screenshot of an iOS notification from Apple Pay promoting a deal for F1® The Movie by Apple.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/06/2025
"The two-sentence headline is destroying that sacred chaos. Worse, it’s making us think in neatly packaged dichotomies, and if there’s one thing the human mind abhors more than nuance, it’s being spoon-fed the illusion of nuance."
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Two-Sentence Headlines Are Everywhere. Here’s Why You Should Be Concerned
I’m here to sound the alarm about the greatest crisis of our time—and it has nothing to do with the usual suspects: climate change, AI taking our j...
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 09/06/2025
this is a bad take and ignores the real challenge: that Apple still has to sell phones to people who abhor anything branded as AI. i mean isn’t it possible that 99% of the planet haven’t missed the so-called AI revolution, but that they’re smarter than the tech journos who have fallen for such BS?
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 07/06/2025
i know we have more important things to worry about, but i’m legitimately surprised the art and graphic design gays haven’t threatened to boycott venues and events that use AI-generated slop art for their promotions or logos
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/06/2025
"I, too, was once a little skeptical of the Giant Plagiarism Machine™. But that was before I attended The Conference for Big Boy Business Owners™. Here, I learned that my fellow titans of industry have been re-orging to 'leverage plagiarism' and 'minimize thought-waste.'"
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A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou...
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 29/05/2025
Drug Church (with Jeremy Bolm from Touché Amoré on vocals) perform Unlicensed Hall Monitor at Baltimore Soundstage. (Monday, May 26, 2025)
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sam @boyonboy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Just fyi I thought labubu was some new homosexual term for a lobotomy for a solid month
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EddyBear 🧸 @littleeddybear.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I just need Trixie and Katya to have one crossover with the straight people’s Trixie and Katya
Trixie and Katya on their podcast. Also an image of the boys from the Basement Yard Podcast
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 22/05/2025
I had this song stuck in my head earlier today and couldn’t remember who or what it was. Hummed the melody to two friends and came up empty. Had a hunch and listened to Title Fight’s entire discography before realizing it was in my favorites all along! Been playing it on repeat since then.
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High Vis - "Trauma Bonds" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Dais Records
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass"
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You mean look up the questions.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Riot Fest just announced their full 3-day schedule - Friday 9/19 is gonna get weird! Tickets: bit.ly/42gSNlD
Full schedule for all 3 days at Riot Fest - Weird Al (and some other fairly weird people) will be performing on Sept. 19)
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
started a heated "which Evangelion character are you?" discussion at the gay bar last night and like yeah I get it we all want to be Misato but in fact I am Misato
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/05/2025
Turnstile! Free concert in Baltimore to benefit Health Care for the Homeless 🙌🏼
photo of a concert in a field; the band Turnstile is playing and people are jumping off the stage
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
One of the most underrated stories over the last 5 years is the Dems who have been corrupted by crypto money (growing every day as crypto pours money into primaries) causing a big split within the Dem caucus
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Hunter @statisticurban.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
has anyone studied this
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/04/2025
How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
important to have a group text in which you are the rascally comic relief and one in which you're the disappointed mom. contain enough multitudes to throw all self-analysis off your trail
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