Reposted by paramoron⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254886964
paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026honestly, taco bell is probably one of the safest places to eat right now re: explosive lettuce poop. go ahead and crash out and eat ten doritos locos tacos, you've earned it 🌮 192
Reposted by paramoronVic Thorstenson @vthorstenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA. 1496849799
Reposted by paramoronMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/07/2026"Even if McConnell did have a health emergency, leftists have no right to come between him and his doctor. There are some lines you just don’t cross, and every American deserves the right to make decisions on their health in accordance with the medical professionals they trust."buff.lyWhy Can’t the Left Understand That a Politician’s Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor?“Every American deserves the right to make decisions over their own health in accordance with their loved ones and medical professionals they trust. No excep... 1025950
Reposted by paramoronDave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026the nonstop grand finale fireworks display against the serviceman singing the 70s gay blowjob anthem with the vineyard vines broccoli children clapping all along is significant somehow 322647
Reposted by paramoronpaige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026*movie trailer voice guy* Air Bud’s back and he hates women 3271
Reposted by paramorononion person @junlper.beer · 30/03/2026great article about the failure of the US media chomping at the bit and believing every single piece of bullshit said by CEOs and the billionaire classkarlbode.com"CEO Said A Thing!" Journalism"CEO said a thing!" journalism involves parroting the claims of a business leader or executive with absolutely no context, correction, or challenge whatsoever, no matter how elaborate the delusion. 182046387
paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026cut off someone’s limb with a bone saw today, how was your friday 470
Reposted by paramoronMike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 10/03/2026There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws 381621428
paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026Kind of fucked up that at the end of Jonathan Demme’s masterpiece, “The Silence of the Lambs,” Catherine Martin just casually steals Precious from Buffalo Bill’s house as they walk her to the ambulance. 🐩 120
Reposted by paramoronThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2026Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? theonion.comAnyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a... 151699234
Reposted by paramoronHayden Clarkin @thetransitguy.com · 13/02/2026A casual reminder that the federal government in 1974 killed a plan to build a 75-mile, BART-like rapid transit rail system in Detroit, which called for 3–12 minute headways and a 150-mile BRT system feeder system, for being “too ambitious.” 57411
Reposted by paramoronBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/02/2026This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw. 16770191406
paramoron @paramoron.com · 31/01/2026a man who bore a striking resemblance to noam chomsky once almost ran me over while riding his bicycle on the sidewalk on mass ave in front of the college there and now i feel even more justified about the total indignation i felt in that moment 040
paramoron @paramoron.com · 21/01/2026Physicians don't make good labor policy. It's not producing GDP, it's stealing wages and upward job mobility from younger generations and stealing retirement from older generations. These morons want to work us all to death. 140
Reposted by paramoronフブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 20/01/2026being an ER doctor is literally a joke 322021
Reposted by paramoronDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 17/01/2026you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review 157163863276
Reposted by paramoron💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 18/12/2025if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄 299131895309
Reposted by paramoronMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/12/20251. “We are the only poets, everyone else is prose.” 2. “My life had stood a loaded gun.” 3. “Jealousy is the cousin, the cousin of greed.”buff.lyEmily Dickinson Poem or an Early Aughts Emo Lyric?1. “We are the only poets, everyone else is prose.” 2. “My life had stood a loaded gun.” 3. “Jealousy is the cousin, the cousin of greed.” 4. “She ... 07119
Reposted by paramoronMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/12/2025"Move to the center. Inject some civility into your hate speech."buff.lyShould You Move to the Center? (As Defined by The New York Times’ Editorial Board)Illustration by Jesse Shamon - - - Click image to enlarge. 215860
Reposted by paramoronPyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 04/12/2025Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck 72548445
Reposted by paramoronThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/11/2025White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby theonion.comWhite House Reclassifies Nursing As HobbyWASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new ... 572108445
Reposted by paramoronMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 27/11/2025"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." 92110922472
Reposted by paramoronMicah @rincewind.run · 23/11/2025I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are 392136285
Reposted by paramoronMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 15/08/2025Seeing a movie where a character takes the metro to Georgetown Overhearing someone say they were flying out of “Reagan” Illegal immigrants everywhere (spotted lantern flies)buff.lyCrimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC“President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and temporarily taking over the city’s police depar... 616240
paramoron @paramoron.com · 24/06/2025Didn’t expect to see Apple accelerating the iPhone’s slide toward irrelevance more than it already has with AI features that a lot of users don’t want, but now we also get intrusive ads pushed from Apple Pay with movie promo codes for Apple’s F1 movie, which nobody cares about or wants. 050
Reposted by paramoronMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/06/2025"The two-sentence headline is destroying that sacred chaos. Worse, it’s making us think in neatly packaged dichotomies, and if there’s one thing the human mind abhors more than nuance, it’s being spoon-fed the illusion of nuance."buff.lyTwo-Sentence Headlines Are Everywhere. Here’s Why You Should Be ConcernedI’m here to sound the alarm about the greatest crisis of our time—and it has nothing to do with the usual suspects: climate change, AI taking our j... 2542
Reposted by paramoronpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025amtrak’s marketing team gets it 445305549985
Reposted by paramoronwint @dril.bsky.social · 21/06/2025did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man 1234681486
paramoron @paramoron.com · 09/06/2025this is a bad take and ignores the real challenge: that Apple still has to sell phones to people who abhor anything branded as AI. i mean isn’t it possible that 99% of the planet haven’t missed the so-called AI revolution, but that they’re smarter than the tech journos who have fallen for such BS? 040
paramoron @paramoron.com · 07/06/2025i know we have more important things to worry about, but i’m legitimately surprised the art and graphic design gays haven’t threatened to boycott venues and events that use AI-generated slop art for their promotions or logos 250
Reposted by paramoronMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/06/2025"I, too, was once a little skeptical of the Giant Plagiarism Machine™. But that was before I attended The Conference for Big Boy Business Owners™. Here, I learned that my fellow titans of industry have been re-orging to 'leverage plagiarism' and 'minimize thought-waste.'"buff.lyA Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism MachineHey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou... 012637
paramoron @paramoron.com · 29/05/2025Drug Church (with Jeremy Bolm from Touché Amoré on vocals) perform Unlicensed Hall Monitor at Baltimore Soundstage. (Monday, May 26, 2025) 230
Reposted by paramoronsam @boyonboy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Just fyi I thought labubu was some new homosexual term for a lobotomy for a solid month 31114
Reposted by paramoronEddyBear 🧸 @littleeddybear.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I just need Trixie and Katya to have one crossover with the straight people’s Trixie and Katya 622628
paramoron @paramoron.com · 22/05/2025I had this song stuck in my head earlier today and couldn’t remember who or what it was. Hummed the melody to two friends and came up empty. Had a hunch and listened to Title Fight’s entire discography before realizing it was in my favorites all along! Been playing it on repeat since then.youtu.beHigh Vis - "Trauma Bonds" (Official Video)YouTube video by Dais Records 040
Reposted by paramoronBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online 797580335784
Reposted by paramoronAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Riot Fest just announced their full 3-day schedule - Friday 9/19 is gonna get weird! Tickets: bit.ly/42gSNlD 3786890
Reposted by paramoronJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 11/05/2025started a heated "which Evangelion character are you?" discussion at the gay bar last night and like yeah I get it we all want to be Misato but in fact I am Misato 538526
paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/05/2025Turnstile! Free concert in Baltimore to benefit Health Care for the Homeless 🙌🏼 2303
Reposted by paramoronmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 03/05/2025One of the most underrated stories over the last 5 years is the Dems who have been corrupted by crypto money (growing every day as crypto pours money into primaries) causing a big split within the Dem caucus 973751915
Reposted by paramoronHunter @statisticurban.bsky.social · 24/04/2025has anyone studied this 18479341248
Reposted by paramoronThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/04/2025How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News 8554841732
Reposted by paramoronHis Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a— 404262148281
Reposted by paramoronJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025important to have a group text in which you are the rascally comic relief and one in which you're the disappointed mom. contain enough multitudes to throw all self-analysis off your trail 150342