paramoron @paramoron.com · 13/10/2026not abe froman, the sausage king of chicago, but his lesser-known cousin 010
paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/09/2026i spent 5 minutes trying to come up with the word for intergluteal cleft earlier today and this would have helped me remember 012
paramoron @paramoron.com · 26/07/2026You could rename the Pinochet Bar and Grille to “Augusto’s”, give it $40 Fernet-Branca cocktails with a small plate menu, and there would be a line out the door every night 010
paramoron @paramoron.com · 24/07/2026ok but this is really kind of a true thing about the Lower Cape 010
paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026how do you like it? do you use the magnet to attach it to your phone or use it as a standalone device (or both)? 100
paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026it was that or point out that with a functioning CDC, within days they would have asked Taco Bell “tell us where you get your ingredients” and then cross-referenced reported cases and the retail purchases of the same food by telling retailers “we need your customer data right now” and taking it 000
Reposted by paramoron⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254886964
paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026honestly, taco bell is probably one of the safest places to eat right now re: explosive lettuce poop. go ahead and crash out and eat ten doritos locos tacos, you've earned it 🌮 192
Reposted by paramoronVic Thorstenson @vthorstenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA. 1496849799
paramoron @paramoron.com · 10/07/2026finally getting those compassionate botox veneers for my sleep apnea 110
paramoron @paramoron.com · 09/07/2026oh it totally slaps! but i just checked and i definitely hallucinated the “Glee” appearance of the song, it was never on the show from 2009-2014 (?). 010
paramoron @paramoron.com · 09/07/2026a tiny sliver of the early 2010s was the brief moment where “grace kelly” not only existed in our collective public consciousness but was well-known enough to get the ol’ “Glee” send-up 110
Reposted by paramoronMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/07/2026"Even if McConnell did have a health emergency, leftists have no right to come between him and his doctor. There are some lines you just don’t cross, and every American deserves the right to make decisions on their health in accordance with the medical professionals they trust."buff.lyWhy Can’t the Left Understand That a Politician’s Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor?“Every American deserves the right to make decisions over their own health in accordance with their loved ones and medical professionals they trust. No excep... 1025950
Reposted by paramoronDave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026the nonstop grand finale fireworks display against the serviceman singing the 70s gay blowjob anthem with the vineyard vines broccoli children clapping all along is significant somehow 322647
paramoron @paramoron.com · 30/06/2026one of my toxic traits is that i pronounce the band name as a four-word sentence (sorry alex 🔥) 010
paramoron @paramoron.com · 28/06/2026replacing Midway with the megabean was a controversial but bold choice 010
paramoron @paramoron.com · 28/06/2026if each john hancock tower has its own cheesecake factory i’m on board with this 010
Reposted by paramoronpaige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026*movie trailer voice guy* Air Bud’s back and he hates women 3271
Reposted by paramorononion person @junlper.beer · 30/03/2026great article about the failure of the US media chomping at the bit and believing every single piece of bullshit said by CEOs and the billionaire classkarlbode.com"CEO Said A Thing!" Journalism"CEO said a thing!" journalism involves parroting the claims of a business leader or executive with absolutely no context, correction, or challenge whatsoever, no matter how elaborate the delusion. 182046387
paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026all i’m saying is i kind of understand serial killers a little better now 020
paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026cut off someone’s limb with a bone saw today, how was your friday 470
paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026guys you don’t understand these were everywhere we cannot have a discourse about the 90s without a nod to the venerable and ubiquitous car bra 110
paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front-e...en.wikipedia.orgFront-end bra - Wikipedia 130
paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/03/2026and then right when i was regaining my composure my jaw dropped AGAIN when the other thing happened and it stayed open for the rest of the movie (and then i stayed to see if there was an after-credits scene) (there was not) 111
paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026Thank you for this. Also, Wikipedia really is great sometimes: 020
paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026I’d pay good money to hear more about “Darla” in the years after the movie. I hope she lived a good life. 120
Reposted by paramoronMike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 10/03/2026There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws 381621428
paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026My God, look at her. Her whole hand is covered in frosting. She knows what she did. 120
paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026UPDATE: Looks like they almost blew it. The actress serving the cake got frosting on her thumb. You can see the terror in her eyes, as she wonders if they’ll have to do the whole scene again and deploy the backup cake because she thumbed the edge. Does she lick it off? Nightmare fuel. 110
paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026Did they have a spare FBI cake, just in case? Was it delicious? This is the Blu-Ray audio commentary I want more of. 110
paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026In the penultimate scene of the movie, before Agent Starling takes her phone call, they cut the first piece of a cake emblazoned with the FBI logo - it’s kind of a one-take shot. If they mess up they have to make a whole new FBI cake. (Note: it appears to be pre-sliced, but still a lot of pressure.) 110
paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026Kind of fucked up that at the end of Jonathan Demme’s masterpiece, “The Silence of the Lambs,” Catherine Martin just casually steals Precious from Buffalo Bill’s house as they walk her to the ambulance. 🐩 120
Reposted by paramoronThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2026Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? theonion.comAnyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a... 151699234