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@paramoron.com
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grr woof etc. 🏳️‍🌈 🐻 | student 👨🏻‍⚕️ 🏝️ | former paramedic 💖 🎶 some of those that work forces 🎶 💖 🖤💕 are the same that burn crosses 💕 🖤

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paramoron @paramoron.com · 13/10/2026
not abe froman, the sausage king of chicago, but his lesser-known cousin
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 30/09/2026
it just wouldn’t work!
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 25/09/2026
it’s a verified medical fact 💪
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/09/2026
i spent 5 minutes trying to come up with the word for intergluteal cleft earlier today and this would have helped me remember
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 09/08/2026
*bred
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 26/07/2026
You could rename the Pinochet Bar and Grille to “Augusto’s”, give it $40 Fernet-Branca cocktails with a small plate menu, and there would be a line out the door every night
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 24/07/2026
ok but this is really kind of a true thing about the Lower Cape
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026
how do you like it? do you use the magnet to attach it to your phone or use it as a standalone device (or both)?
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026
better response than mine: bsky.app/profile/jbfr...
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026
it was that or point out that with a functioning CDC, within days they would have asked Taco Bell “tell us where you get your ingredients” and then cross-referenced reported cases and the retail purchases of the same food by telling retailers “we need your customer data right now” and taking it
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026
honestly, taco bell is probably one of the safest places to eat right now re: explosive lettuce poop. go ahead and crash out and eat ten doritos locos tacos, you've earned it 🌮
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026
#blessed
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/07/2026
plural? 🫪
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Vic Thorstenson @vthorstenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.
Large limestone lavatory building built by Works Progress Administration workers in 1938. Located at Minneopa State Park near Mankato, MN.
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 10/07/2026
maybe some innovative botox while we’re at it
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 10/07/2026
wait i mean gooning
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 10/07/2026
finally getting those compassionate botox veneers for my sleep apnea
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 09/07/2026
oh it totally slaps! but i just checked and i definitely hallucinated the “Glee” appearance of the song, it was never on the show from 2009-2014 (?).
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 09/07/2026
this happened, right? or am i hallucinating
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 09/07/2026
a tiny sliver of the early 2010s was the brief moment where “grace kelly” not only existed in our collective public consciousness but was well-known enough to get the ol’ “Glee” send-up
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/07/2026
"Even if McConnell did have a health emergency, leftists have no right to come between him and his doctor. There are some lines you just don’t cross, and every American deserves the right to make decisions on their health in accordance with the medical professionals they trust."
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Why Can’t the Left Understand That a Politician’s Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor?
“Every American deserves the right to make decisions over their own health in accordance with their loved ones and medical professionals they trust. No excep...
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the nonstop grand finale fireworks display against the serviceman singing the 70s gay blowjob anthem with the vineyard vines broccoli children clapping all along is significant somehow
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 30/06/2026
one of my toxic traits is that i pronounce the band name as a four-word sentence (sorry alex 🔥)
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 28/06/2026
replacing Midway with the megabean was a controversial but bold choice
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 28/06/2026
if each john hancock tower has its own cheesecake factory i’m on board with this
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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
*movie trailer voice guy* Air Bud’s back and he hates women
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Yum Yum Podcast @yumyumpodcast.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/03/2026
great article about the failure of the US media chomping at the bit and believing every single piece of bullshit said by CEOs and the billionaire class
karlbode.com
"CEO Said A Thing!" Journalism
"CEO said a thing!" journalism involves parroting the claims of a business leader or executive with absolutely no context, correction, or challenge whatsoever, no matter how elaborate the delusion.
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 29/03/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 28/03/2026
omg i hope he’s feeling a little better by now
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 28/03/2026
oh they were alive but asleep
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026
electric! and kind of loud. but efficient!
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026
all i’m saying is i kind of understand serial killers a little better now
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026
cut off someone’s limb with a bone saw today, how was your friday
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026
guys you don’t understand these were everywhere we cannot have a discourse about the 90s without a nod to the venerable and ubiquitous car bra
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front-e...
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Front-end bra - Wikipedia
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 27/03/2026
who remembers car bras
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/03/2026
and then right when i was regaining my composure my jaw dropped AGAIN when the other thing happened and it stayed open for the rest of the movie (and then i stayed to see if there was an after-credits scene) (there was not)
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 18/03/2026
my jaw dropped when the thing happened
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026
Thank you for this. Also, Wikipedia really is great sometimes:
a screenshot from the wikipedia page for Darla, the Bichon Frise actress who starred in Batman Returns
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026
I’d pay good money to hear more about “Darla” in the years after the movie. I hope she lived a good life.
a photo of some of the end credits of the previously-referenced movie
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026
My God, look at her. Her whole hand is covered in frosting. She knows what she did.
Actress with hand glazed by frosting.
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026
UPDATE: Looks like they almost blew it. The actress serving the cake got frosting on her thumb. You can see the terror in her eyes, as she wonders if they’ll have to do the whole scene again and deploy the backup cake because she thumbed the edge. Does she lick it off? Nightmare fuel.
A scene with a cake from The Silence of the Lambs. A close-up of the offending thumb, frosting glaringly evident. Cake is clearly ruined.
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026
Did they have a spare FBI cake, just in case? Was it delicious? This is the Blu-Ray audio commentary I want more of.
Close-up of the FBI cake from the preceding post.
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026
In the penultimate scene of the movie, before Agent Starling takes her phone call, they cut the first piece of a cake emblazoned with the FBI logo - it’s kind of a one-take shot. If they mess up they have to make a whole new FBI cake. (Note: it appears to be pre-sliced, but still a lot of pressure.)
A photo of the delicious celebratory cake emblazoned with the seal of the US Federal Bureau of Investigation in the penultimate scene of Jonathan Demme’s 1991 masterpiece “The Silence of the Lambs”
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 11/03/2026
Kind of fucked up that at the end of Jonathan Demme’s masterpiece, “The Silence of the Lambs,” Catherine Martin just casually steals Precious from Buffalo Bill’s house as they walk her to the ambulance. 🐩
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...
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paramoron @paramoron.com · 02/03/2026
bagel on your meat? wait this one kind of works
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