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Mike Barton

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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 6h
As a Virginia Tech fan, it’s kinda more fun to be Wronged than it is to win. This is ideal
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 10h
*coach yoast voice* who do they think they are the Toronto Argonauts
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s time for BDSM
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ATTA BOY HARPER
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AUSTIN RILEY I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have tried and failed to go through the process to get ADHD meds no fewer than four times over the last several years, which feels like enough proof in and of itself
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is some top-tier digital marketing from @homefield.bsky.social, 90 seconds after the UK game went final
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Clemson vs UNC is pure, unadulterated slop. Game of the year
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 22/08/2026
2026 CFB names thread:
PRAYER
YOUNG-BLACKGOAT
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wonder why they didn’t. Only way to find out is by listening to phantomisland.show where @rodger.bsky.social and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social discuss this very topic! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
phantomisland.show
Phantom Island
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Vaxxed?
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social there’s a bomb in my car pit
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
HA-SEONG KIM!
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
These drop in 60 seconds
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A shot of scattered debris on the field at a UT football game. A bottle of French’s mustard is in the foreground
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Microsoft Zune
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Working on a take that listening to podcasts or audiobooks on a speed other than 1.0x is a gateway drug to liking AI summaries
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fuck you Uncle David
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I would pay 5% of my annual income to never have to see an AI commercial again
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 27/07/2026
If you put together the season posters for Reacher they tell the story of a large man who can't remember where he put his keys.
Reacher Season 1 Poster. "Did I leave them in the bedroom?"Reacher Season 2, "No, I checked the bedroom. Did I leave them in the bathroom?"Reacher Season 3. "No, I checked the bathroom. Hey, have you seen my keys?"
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just a quick reminder that this is Phil Mickelson's *official* LIV tour photo
Phil Mickelson, eyes wide open in terror like he knows you just read one of the many gross stories about him
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ESP 0   ARG 0
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck both of these teams. The 2026 World Cup belongs to Cabo Verde
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The third place game should be sponsored like a bowl game. The Bad Boy Mowers Third Place Game
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PGA Tour Tracker @pgatourupdates.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oddly youthful legs
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Messi is 39, this fuckery won’t go on for much longer, thank god
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Argentina circling the stadium like Clemson
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
These guys are out here doing chants to the George Lopez theme song
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Love when they have one guy hit the Costanza behind the wall
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Love this commitment
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
PepEEEEuuuhhhEEEEEuhhhhEEEEeeeuuuhhh
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can you draw a charge in soccer
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Audioslave still rips
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Thank you, sir
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Paraguay
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What a fucking game. Cape Verde forever
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CABO VERDEEEEEEEEE
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This Argentina goal must be reviewed and overturned
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you didn’t see it, it doesn’t count. We must ban review
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There can be no pure joy in this sport because of VAR. No matter what happens, you have to wait 10 minutes to see if some nonsense is going to happen
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Boo This Man! Boo!
ALT: Boo This Man! Boo!
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m sorry but the FIFA peace prize winner needs to make a call and get Folarin reinstated for the next game
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Please stop showing that replay I am going to be sick
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 01/07/2026
Rick Sweet, 198 #Topps #Mariners #Baseball
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I automatically root against any player that tries some *cute shit* on their penalty shot
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Mike Barton @fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
TRANSITIVE VICTORY OVER GERMANY FOR USA
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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Regular Golf Club @regulargolfclub.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The golf ball is the one piece of equipment in your bag you will use on every shot. It's kind of important. So when should you start caring about what kind of ball you use? We asked some folks, ranging from 20 handicaps, down to scratch golfers.
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Regular Golf Club Roundtable: When should you start caring about playing a “good” golf ball?
Playing the right golf ball matters. But when is the right time to start caring about what kind of ball you play?
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